How High Page #6
Yee-hah!
Look out!
Timber!
That statue was priceless.
It means everything to our family.
Will you stop your
damn sniveling, son?
Buck up, Bart!
Buck up!
Yo, do you think
they gonna find out
Hell, no.
Oh, my God.
I knew it.
You guys stole
the Dooster!
They do what?
Fellas, I think it's time
we all sat down and kicked it.
No, no,
I'm not kicking anything.
I have a pledge meeting to go to
and haven't greased myself up.
God, I just don't get
you guys.
There's a lot of things in life
your ass just don't get.
Yeah, like p*ssy
and respect.
I heard that.
See, the system
is geared to put...
most of the wealth
into the hands of a few.
Rich weapons,
poor schooling.
Yeah, that's for sure.
Yeah, for sure.
Y'all don't know sh*t.
I'm gonna learns you, though.
I'm gonna learns you.
Dwarves, midgets,
motherfuckin' unicorns.
Them motherfuckers don't wanna
see a black man make it.
Yeah.
Know what I mean?
For sure.
Know what I mean?
And I'll tell you
somethin' else.
Oh, what you missed this
You got to bear witness
Catch a ho and another ho
Merry Christmas
Yes, I smoke sh*t
Straight off the roach clip
I roll sh*t, fold the blunt
at once to approach it
For sure.
Forward motion
Make you sway like the ocean
Forward motion
Make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than
just a powerful potion
What's the commotion
Word up, young M C.
You're just in time
to help cheer us to victory.
Young MC.
Bart, you know,
I think you keep
getting funnier every day.
You ain't gonna be laughin'
in a minute, motherf***er.
Jamal. Bart, I've decided
since you and Jamal
are my two best athletes,
I want you up against Yale.
Ah!
You can't just
change the line up!
That's against the rules!
What rules? Who cares?
Do you guys care
about the rules?
No.
There you go.
In the far lane, we have Yale.
In the near lane,
we have Harvard.
On your mark, get set--
And they're off!
It's a clean start.
What are you doing,
Hip-Hop Hooray? Paddle!
Paddle like a man!
Shoot the J!
Get diggy with it. Something.
They're blowin' Harvard's ass
out of the water.
Jamal, what is your ass
doin' rowin' a boat?
- You supposed to be in class.
- Who the hell
is that woman in the sky?
- I don't know.
- What's the matter?
- You been smokin'
too much ganja, huh?
- She's huge!
I guess you might as well
come back home and live with me.
- Oh, hell, no!
- Did you cuss at me?
Row, motherf***er, row!
Yes, Dean Cain.
Am I to believe this is correct?
Jamal and Silas
have gotten all A's?
I'll call you back.
How you doin', Dean?
How you doin'? How you been?
I see you're
checkin' out my gear, eh?
- Pretty tight, right?
- Actually, it's rather baggy.
No, man.
It's fat, dope, cool.
It's BUFU, man.
Bill, what has happened to you?
Sit down and take off those glasses.
All righty.
Tell me,
how is Jamal doing?
Oh, fine.
He's coming along.
Now, listen,
Jamie's father is having
an upcoming election,
and it won't look good
if she's involved with someone
from the lower class.
Isn't Jamie a freshman?
All right.
So you want me to tell Jamal
to stop seeing Jamie.
Well, I could that,
but he'll tell me, Hey, man--
F*** you.
F*** you! F*** you!
Point well taken.
I need you
to help me get proof...
that Jamal
is diddling Jamie.
Oh, I see now, yes.
It's all good, yeah.
I'll go holler at him, son.
Oh, yeah.
Bill, did you
just call me son?
Hmm?
Word.
Word?
Stroke, smoke.
Stroke, smoke.
Good.
Stroke, smoke.
Stroke, smoke.
Stroke, smoke.
Hey, Dean Cain think
he can kick me out
the school that easy?
- He got another thing comin'.
- What an a**hole.
Hey, Coach, thanks a lot, man.
I owe you.
Ooh!
Listen, Jamie.
Me and you cannot see
each other no more.
No more datin',
no more foolin' around.
None of that.
It stop. That's it.
Yes, it's probably better
If we stop seeing each other...
for the sake of
my father's campaign.
If he lost the election
and it was my fault,
gosh, golly,
that would be so hard on me.
I don't think I could
live with myself.
better if you went to school
somewhere down south.
I think you should
go down south first.
This guy's a real a**hole.
I cant.
I cant do it, all right?
Bring your ass over here!
We got work to do before
Dean D*ckhead gets back.
Please!
Come on!
Aren't you worried about
getting kicked out?
For this? He ain't gonna
never find out. Relax.
What happened to bird?
Crazy shitting everywhere?
Crazy sh*t, all right,
and it will be everywhere.
- With that, they just won't sh*t.
- Yeah.
They're gonna blow up.
And, as for you two,
ever since
you arrived on this campus,
there's been several mishaps.
Now my instincts tell me it's you,
but I can't prove it-- not yet.
But I know if
I give you enough time,
pretty soon
you're going to slip up,
and then I'll be able to send you back
to your miserable existence.
What the hell
Are you wearing?
- BUFU!
- BUFU?
Buy us, f*** you!
Get out!
Out! Out! Out! Out!
Buy us, f*** you.
If the chancellor throwin'
a Halloween party,
wait till Harvard
see our Halloween party!
Yeah, but if Dean Cain
find out about this sh*t,
he gonna be mad
What the f*** is he gonna do?
We've got the Ivory.
We're gettin' straight A's.
We've got this motherf***er
locked up.
They look like they got money.
Oh, he kinda cute.
Girl, we gonna get paid!
Ooh, how you doin'?
For real!
End-table ass!
Hella Back!
Where the party at?
We're tryin' to get a party on.
We havin' a party--
costume party
at the Lovell House.
Please bring your ass
and titties along with you.
- We want all the ho's
out here to come.
- Did you just call us ho's?
- I meant that in a good way.
- Oh, okay.
Bring all your horny friends.
There you go. Just bring all the ho's.
Y'all gonna pay us, right?
- I don't hear nothin'.
- Yeah, we got dough.
Yeah, we got dough.
If not, our best friends got dough.
And if not,
they best friends got dough.
Yeah, we down with that.
Ballers and stuff gonna be there?
Ass, titties, ballers.
Go, girl, go!
We gonna be there.
All right!
Popcorn player.
I got one more delivery
to make.
Guess who used to be black.
Dean Cain.
But he is black.
Like a polar bear,
but I got a recipe...
that'll inject some ghetto
back in his ass.
Got some more beer.
What did you do to yourself?
Oh, oh, the Fox Club.
They put me in a shopping cart
and shoved me down a hill.
Thank God I fell out
before I hit the freeway.
What the f*** you doin'?
Put the milk back! You're not
supposed to steal from us!
Why are you always taking
violent tones with people?
Man, shut up
before I kick your ass.
As human beings, we should
be able to talk this out,
not resort to violence.
How you gonna talk
when you shuttin' up?
Fine! Fine!
You want some violence?
You want a piece of this?
Come on! I'll show you
some violence! Come on!
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"How High" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 22 Dec. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/how_high_10286>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In