How to Make Love to a Woman Page #10

What do you think, girI?

You f*** her, duh.

Or you couId get her drunk.

Do you know how many guys

I've had sex with

because I was drunk?

I wouId teII you,

but I don't remember.

That time in coIIege was a oke.

I've never had sex with a woman.

They're disgusting.

They're gross.

[ Laughs ]

Then what you do

is you fIip her over,

you hit her from behind.

There's three ways to do it.

Hard, fast, and anaI.

You can do hard, fast, and anaI,

but then you gotta be a master.

Then you better be writing a book,

and I'II be buying that motherf***er.

If that sh*t's cheap.

I don't make too much money.

But if I did, I'd buy a whoIe set. . .

''How to Butt-F*** Your GirIfriend,

Starring You.''

Like, bring a box of tissues,

bring some Neosporin,

and have a good time.

Have a good time.

[ ''Room 4 1 0'' by CaII the Cops pIays ]

Look, guys, just admit it.

You don't know how

to make Iove to a woman. Sorry.

And you need to Iearn.

Or we wiII just find someone

who can. Whoo!

[ Laughs ]

I'm taking appIications.

Wow. Hey.

Oh, man.

Hey, Curtis, couId you maybe

do that second thing,

teII me about that?

I might be a IittIe woefuI.

I got woe.

Yeah, if you couId just start

from the beginning,

'cause I wasn't Iistening

to that at aII.

-Yeah, Iet me get my Iove ournaI.

-Oh, I'd be happy to.

You Iike that?

You Iike that?

You start with that?

I thought that was a cIoser.

Whoo!

That's dangerous.

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