How to Stop Being a Loser Page #2

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It's not just about me. All

my friends want me to do this.

I must learn from you.

I can fix the website.

Can you fix it? Entirely?

-Avbsolut.

-Free?

-For private tuition.

You are my friend. We have a deal. We go

to the pub and talk and then ...

... We begin field exercises.

Do you come here often?

Here, kid. Lower it.

It will give you hair on your chest.

-Are you related?

Me and Guy? Hell, no.

He helps me in

some lectures.

I f***ed his mom.

-What are you doing?

I do not like cheese.

Do not like cheese? Everyone likes cheese.

That's why you got a cheeseburger.

You do not like cheese, that is.

The problem is solved. no more cheese.

I get mad at you.

He's out of here.

There have I told you before.

Okay, time to go.

-Will he be?

-Okay.

Can he go home yourself?

He lives a few stops away.

It's dark outside.

He'll be fine. Now we start.

I assume you read the "How to

stop being a loser "?

For the artist, guru, god, Zeus.

You have not read it then? Lucky for

you I can everything in it.

The Bible teaches you everything

and I can learn it.

I can teach you how to

stop being a loser.

The clues are in the title.

What is the first thing you want to know?

Come on ...

I know nothing about women.

It's clear.

I want to know ...

... How to start a conversation.

What is the best pickup line?

-Why did you do that?

-To trivialize the game.

The greatest game of all.

Pickup Game.

Rule no. 1

Never use a sleazy reply

Excuse word choice.

If it had been easy all run

around with P*ssy Galore.

No, the ride is an art form.

Women just need to show some

skin and so they get their guy.

It is not so easy for guys.

Women are not as shallow.

-Three women, three numbers.

-How did you do it?

That's what I'll teach you.

You must do everything I say.

-Everything. Say hello to the girl over there.

-Hey, girl over there.

Piss off.

I need you.

-You have to give everything all the time.

-I give alit.

-Then behverjag 15 pounds.

-14 ... 1:
05 a.m., if you work with me.

-1 5, decidedly.

Anyone who says he can teach you how to get

who you want, is an impostor.

-Guaranteed not you?

-Did I?

Yeah, you said it.

That was a metaphor.

For what?

-Just.

You go up to a beautiful

girl in a bar.

You say that she is beautiful and offers

her directly.

When she knows that you are lower

socially than she does.

In her g0n you have fallen.

Ampersand is

at a club, everything goes well.

He has fun, she has seen

and it is approaching.

She knows I do not

is a simple pole shot.

I ask the first question.

Excuse me, my friend bought a pink

shirt. Can he have it on a date?

Did you see that I just turned my head.

The body stays with coils. She knows

that she is not more important than the coils.

I think she has

lower social value.

-Should I write?

-Remember rule no. 8.

rule no. 8

Strive not too keen.

I'll choose some women

random. You should go up to them.

You'll find out what they bought something for

you want to give your girlfriend the same thing.

Should I really have a girlfriend?

-It disarms them.

You should be safe

so you can talk to women.

Ask that girl

of her purse.

-Now.

-Okay.

rule no. 31

Do not hesitate. Dive

-Hey, hey.

-Hey.

Yes ... Where did you get your bag from?

-Excuse me?

-Your Bag. I need ... girlfriend.

-The bag is beautiful.

Are you going to take my purse?

No, fflt. I want to ... I want

buy one of those for my girlfriend.

-I present.

Yeah, okay.

Sorry. So you want to buy a

similar to your girlfriend.

I bought it in a small shop,

Kelsons, near Oxford Circus.

I have a girlfriend.

Should I draw a map?

I have a girlfriend.

Okay, I'm drawing a map.

It is a little trendy shop.

They have cool stuff.

What hot it is.

-Here you are. Hope she likes it.

-Who?

Yes, my girlfriend.

There she will do.

She will love it.

-Have fun.

-How was it?

-Wow, goddammit only.

I was really nervous when

I walked up.

I do not think she noticed.

-Not a chance.

I can. I'm going to a party in

weekend and then I can do this.

I hang on.

I'll teach you party trick.

No, it's friends from Warrior Quest.

Going on an exclusive party?

I hang on, it will be wonderful.

May I 50 so kommerjag.

It is a redhead drb0rta.

Ask her about her hair band.

Party!

Jeez!

Interesting.

Hi, Winnie. How are you?

-Hey. Good to see you.

Cannon!

I like your badge.

"Cat sees you."

It's history's worst party.

I've been on worse.

Really?

-Sure. Where is Tom.

At Oxford included ethics in the course.

It is as if kreationisten

opposes biologist.

But you will never

realize that you are wrong.

You will go to the grave

and think that it is right to eat meat.

Who are you?

-Tom.

Who invited you to my party?

Brazil ... All that passion.

All exotic food. I feel really

not to anyone food from Brazil-

-Besides Brazilian nuts.

Do you like nuts?

-Yes.

-In Brazil we say, frutas secas.

-Frutath, secath?

No, frutas secas.

What beautiful.

When do you typically eat Iunch?

Usually in the afternoon

with my boyfriend.

With your boyfriend ...

Do you hear that sound?

It's the sound of my range.

Now it is getting moves.

It must be drinks

you mixed at all, Patch.

Or that someone spiked the bonfire.

-What?

-That sounds reasonable.

-A body should be well fortified?

It's an alcohol-free punch.

Jeez, that's Hassan.

He is Muslim.

It's your round, Hassan.

I have a friend who is inside

on spirituality, new age ...

She believes that the finger you choose for

ring tells something about you.

-What does this, then?

-In Greek mythology ...

Symbolizes ... this finger

Poseidon.

Independent of all other gods.

Have you chosen the finger, then you are

a formidable independent girl.

It is said to have a vein that

goes all the way to your heart.

-Do not go all the veins to the heart?

-Shut up.

He has driven the

trick thousands of times.

I'm waiting up there.

I will not be long.

-F*** you, a**hole.

You're a piece of sh*t, your sexist.

How can I be sexist?

I lskarju women.

You can not use them

as sex toys.

I neither see nor hear you.

There are the big balls

as thuds against your skull.

I need a key.

-Go to the left, I told you.

-James.

Hi, guys.

I was looking for my new friend.

-The guy with the hat?

Up there.

What's going on?

-Bends and cuckoos, as usual.

Do not drink the bonfire. It is laced.

You're welcome.

What would you rather have, large nuts,

or a giant cock?

Cock, of course. When choosing a girl a

guy because he had big nuts?

Ampersand?

-Ampersand?

-F*** you!

-Ampersand ...? May I come in?

-Yes.

Where did you go?

Sorry. I can come back.

Do not worry.

She sees you probably do not even know.

She knows enough just being here.

Is that really okay?

Yeah, it's cool.

It was she who took a large

drink and invited me up here.

How could she have been so drunk?

I saw that she drank torso.

-It can be interpreted as a little abuse.

-Fan.

Should we stop?

Yes, stop now.

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