How to Stop Being a Loser Page #3

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-I am on now. could you ...

No, no, no.

-Do not say you ...?

-How do you think it feels?

I came into the eyes of another man.

Omie - accidental male

interference when ejaculation.

-Yes.

It's a dangerous syndrome.

-Have you heard of it?

I figured it out.

I have personally worked

therapies for recovery.

You can mention it to mrAmpersand.

Tell him that it

happens to the best.

Mexico.

-Dr Learner? Are you okay?

-Do not worry.

Continue.

What's going on?

I sort out your life, James.

What are you doing on my computer?

-Do me with your sick porn.

-Do not do it.

-Too late.

-Dejetade you Asia stuff?

No, I'll just do it.

No, Ampersand.

-My Porn? That was all I had.

-Oh my God, you have to go out more.

-Even more important. You need to lie.

I had lots of kndissex.

Any time you have been online, you would have

been out and picked babes instead.

Do not touch my stuff

and deleta not my files.

Damn, I feel bad.

You dejetade well otherwise?

Except where Warrior Quest junket.

-Have you deletat it from my hard drive?

I dejetade all characters online.

-It took several hours.

-Ampersand, you've ruined my life.

You killed my dog.

You have no dog, James.

Are you kiar?

Talk with Ampersand now.

Watch the little Ampersand now. That's it.

Come on. Good boy.

Look behind me.

Who is he on the wall?

-Lan.

Do you want to be like him?

What did you call him?

A dejtls poor.

Want to get rid of those?

Then help me to help you.

Gee, James. Look around you.

Your life is a skithl.

The room and everything in it.

Oh my God. Everything smells of

meat and male obesity.

Are you married to your hand and gives

you sjiv a rvnyp.

-What kind rvnyp?

-You know, when you ...

You have to start from scratch.

You have to change everything. Become a new

man, creating a new world.

Start from scratch.

Out with the old, in with the new.

Is that true?

-James?

-Yes.

I'm your blind date.

Rule no. 10

Never underestimate yourself

Add in?

Are you my blind date?

Yeah, what the hell. Put yourself.

rule no. 22

Strive not desperate

-I really like your bracelet.

Thank you.

I really like your hair.

But your bracelet I really like.

Hey, can I ask your opinion?

Howdy.

rule no. 3

Revealing no embarrassing secrets

It spreads everywhere.

Look.

My chest muscles seams really.

It's panic button.

I bought the shirt because I

put on a little muscle.

Rule no. 47

Do not reveal your geeky devices

I was debating with an idiot on the web

who believe that Middle Earth is flat?

Hello? Centrifugal forces.

You talking to me?

I was not looking at you.

Well, I did.

You are really good looking.

A parish priest, a nun and a ...

What did you say?

Rule no. 17

Never be boring

What is the best thing to have

sex with 35 year olds?

I do not know. What is the best?

There are 30 pieces.

May I offer you a glass, ladies?

Let me buy you a drink.

rule no. 45

Never prude when it comes to sex

I remember a guy. He was

obsessed nipping my ear.

Foreplay is good, but sometimes you want

you just skip it.

Guys think the only thing you want

is massage and foreplay-

-When in fact sjiva want

a juicy f***.

Rule no. 6

Do not be stingy

Look, you have to pay for the extra

Naan bread. What did I tell you.

Jeez, you know how expensive they are?

I do not know ...

-Check it out here. This is me.

You think you're Marty McFly?

Hey, back to the present.

I choose, you wear them.

rule no. 35

Never reveal your plan

-Oops!

-Wow, condoms.

You were a confident one.

No, they are a friend.

You have to change your body language.

Gesturing, maintain eye contact.

Be one of those people who want to listen to.

rule no. 49

Do not be a loser

-It has not been so good, huh?

-Do not be depressed now.

It takes time to learn. The dating is

an art form. It takes time to learn.

You meet a lot of obstacles.

But remember one thing.

Call me never ever again.

Some do not have the ability to

talk to women.

Yes, really.

I did not think you would criticize.

Did Ampersand you with

regain self-confidence?

Yes, I suppose so.

I tried some new tricks.

A lot.

-Oh, it's that time of the month?

-Excuse me?

It must be tough with

mood swings and bleeding.

Are you going to start a conversation

by asking if I have my period?

No, I just tried.

It's original, I must say.

-Do not forget the brave.

Yes, but you have to work a part of it.

-My name is James.

-Charlotte.

It's probably a much better opening

than the "time of the month".

I should have taken the cat food.

Like, I see that we

both like urinating.

Bye, James.

It's not mine.

Welcome to the training center

if you want quality girls.

This is the place to go,

No more geek parties.

Who you hang out with will determine

how you are perceived.

If I hang out with cool so

they think I'm cool?

Tonight, you are with me. so people will

to think that you're some sort of god.

I'm with you.

-Yes. that we drink on.

Hello.

Look, do not stare, James.

Thank you. Thank you!

Bar!

We must take. It is Hannah.

Hannah? What is it you?

I thought you liked her.

-Yes, but I'm not ready for this.

-Oh, come on. Look at me.

Relax, focus. Ampersand looks

that you do not look stupid.

Barry!

-Ampersand, what's up? What are you drinking?

-A bottle of your best champagne.

-The house pays?

Yes, the house pays.

Women. do you want some toast with us.

My friend James has just a SAI company for 200 million pounds.

I read it in the newspaper today.

- Barry, bring some glass out.

Here we go. Another.

Hi, Hannah.

-Hello.

I did not see you.

I thought you saw me there.

No, I do not have my glasg0n.

-How are you?

-Really good, like ...

Who is your friend?

-Someone I just met.

He seems nice.

-Do you like it?

You look really different.

Do you like it?

-Yes. Do you come here often?

Do you run into me?

Completely 0kej if you do it.

May I see.

Oh, God, Pete! How are you?

-Lovely. What are you doing here?

I'm waiting for some friends.

This is James.

Never thought I'd see you

here again after last time.

Jenny was so mad at you.

I f***ed her anyway.

What nasty you are.

No, I know you like it.

I was thinking of buying a little to drink.

-What a beautiful dress.

Thank you, it cost a fortune.

What have you been up to?

I have had the hedge full, baby.

-You should talk to Hannah.

-We go ... Look.

-Fan.

-This is not for me.

Get out! Go back there and

take control of the situation.

Do not let the situation

take control of you. Do not forget:

AHIG - alpha male in the group.

Say it with me.

One more time. The alpha male of the group.

Take the bull by the horns.

You have balls like watermelons and

you slurp them in the face at him.

Yes!

Remember it was bildilgt spoken.

Look what I come up with.

You must try them.

-What are you talking about?

-Pete's adventures on a HD.

Are not you a little young

for middle-aged crisis?

It was no good. It gets you, Pete.

We're going to change clubs. Linked you on?

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