How to Stop Being a Loser Page #4

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-Absolutely.

-I gotta go. We are doing well on this?

-Okay.

-May I your number so ringerjag.

Yes, why not.

You get my card.

See you soon. Cool.

- Hello, I forgot my jacket.

P*ssy.

Ladies, feast awaits.

Good evening, gentlemen.

-Not tonight, sir.

I'm with him.

-No, you're not.

-Well, with Ampersand and girls.

-Not tonight.

-Ampersand!

Ampersand! No. No. No. Ampersand!

What the hell are you doing? You are a f***ing pervert!

I can not be a pervert;

I Arju innocence.

He jumped through the window.

I'm going to talk to the manager.

There you are.

I almost did not enter.

James.

I'm going to get drinks.

I'll call you ...

-Where have you been?

-Whatever. I have her number.

I'm going to get girlfriend.

-Calm, Romeo, you have much to learn.

James. Check there.

It's Todd Stroper, the man who

created infidelity trick.

The man next to him is Uncle

Flamechux-

And next to him is Heracies.

Then Zeus also be here.

He's in the building.

-F*** that. This like you.

Is not that where Kelly-Ann Cooper?

-Holy sh*t!

Kelly-Ann Cooper, she wants

I have a mouthful of.

-This I must see.

-You stay here.

-This may not be on.

-Come on, Ampersand?

-Practice on your weak points.

Why insult I women?

It is 0m it, James.

You have to do it with aplomb.

To:
"spit on me?"

Or. "You have such beautiful nails."

Then you ask if they are genuine. No,

she replies. You look a little disgusted.

I can not explain it more for you.

The rest you have to learn yourself.

I can not be here all the time,

but over there I can be.

I'll get her number and show

them to Ampersand, the great-

-Will rock cock with the big boys.

-Why are you talking always about penises?

-Bye, James.

Good evening. Do you mind

I take the chair?

What we talked about?

Ar you always so cocky?

For the most part.

We talked about what it annoying

is when guys come across one at the pub.

I know what you mean.

I hate when that happens to me.

Is that your real hair color?

-Yes.

I thought it looked dyed out.

-It is not.

-What are you doing?

-I am Kelly-Ann's assistant.

And you?

-I am Kelly-Ann.

The singer? Have not you heard

"Work it baby"?

-No. Have you just published it?

No, it was number one in the summer.

Work it baby? Yes, motherfuckers.

I know what it is.

That chorus sounds like

a horse slaughtered.

No. Yes, but I let

not like a horse.

No, my goodness.

You do not look like one either.

Would anybody have more to drink?

-You spat on me.

-Excuse me?

I have a girlfriend.

I'm back in the country in August.

I'll be sure to call you.

It has been a great pleasure, Kelly.

Oh my God. It was fun.

You're cute. What did you say your name was?

-James.

-Like James Bond.

-Yes.

-My name is Clarissa.

-As in at ... oroform.

-Which nails. Are they authentic?

No, they are fake.

Trist. They look okay though.

You hate them, right?

I look like a cheap whore.

I finally found a nice guy

who hate me-

-Because of my stupid,

stupid. stupid nails.

Oh my God! I am a monster.

-It went no further.

I need more training.

I broke the 23 th rule.

-Did you chloroform?

I tried to stop me sjiv

from saying chlamydia.

He was.

Sit down.

-Anything else you mentioned?

-Her nails.

Step into my office

we will discuss-

-How to address a woman.

We will get up early tomorrow.

-There was no question.

You know who it is?

It's Hand-Henry.

What should he do?

I do not know, James.

You do not f*** with someone called

Butcher or four-fingered Phil.

-I like my hands.

-Silent.

Hold out your hand.

There was a misunderstanding with the girl.

I gave her a compliment.

Hold up your hand!

Strange.

Your life line is a straight fine line

throughout the palm-

-Which means you get a long

marriage and healthy children

And will live happy

for many years.

It does not give you permission to be

disrespectful to the opposite sex.

-Next time ... What is your name?

-James.

James. next time,

feel after ...

... In your heart. Okay?

Embrace your inner beauty

and let chi flow in the body.

Do not let the universe suffocate you

and make you confused.

Do you understand what that means, James?

I will be kind to women.

Precisely.

Kila away.

It was nice, Mr. Hand.

Nice.

Kiliar ...

It's a hell of a mess here.

Health Ramone that I am unhappy.

The evening has been a disaster. We go.

How much trouble can you have?

We drink up and go.

Ladies, carriage waiting, and you are

welcome to join us.

Get out. We googled Riliox.

You are the two monsters.

-Do you work Riliox?

-Are you monster?

-They own the place.

-Experiments on you baby?

People exaggerate.

You may not order black coffee.

celebrate Christmas or experimenting on children.

Shame on you. - Spring.

would you take a walk?

Stop, you bastards!

-Rillox Corporation?

That was the first thing I came up with.

-Ampersand.

-Zeus. God. You are ...

I saw what you did. Good job.

Kelly-Ann Cooper is an A-celebrity.

You managed to seduce her-

-Which is great publicity for us.

My mission is to satisfy

women, and you, my lord.

-Not tilifredsstlla, but ...

-Relax.

A bright future awaits you.

If you show your worth-

-And I'll show you a world

you've only dreamed of.

Am I worthy, my lord?

I have a girlfriend.

Come on, Ampersand.

The guys from the club

chasing us still.

Ampersand!

Come on now.

I've been thinking about Zeus guy.

He was the one who-

-Commit fornication with Princess Jasmine

and Suzanne Peters.

-Film star?

And the princess. F***ing lucky hurt.

-Ampersand saw him as a god.

-Not so strange.

I agree.

Hannah?

Never book a date

a Friday or Saturday.

Are you free this weekend?

She'll think you partying.

Do not sit at home and washes away

semen of pajamas.

Friday at eight o'clock?

It works fine.

Talk to you later decide

where we're going. I must stop.

I have driven up your first date. You

'll eat sushi at my friend place.

You get the restaurant's top table.

Use sweeping gestures when expressing

needs. It makes you look confident.

We would introduce

the small spacecraft ...

Do not stay in one place for too long.

Then your date stiff and dull.

Once you have begun to thrive together

will you go to a smaller place-

-Where you can get a little more intimate.

I've always wanted to dress me up

and go to the opera.

It sounds like a nice evening.

-May I ask a question?

-Yes.

-Do you wear always ring on that finger?

It's comfortable.

I have a spiritual friend who says

that if you wear the ring on the finger-

-It leads straight to the heart.

What if she notices

that there is a pick-up line.

That would never happen.

-But ...

-No.

Silent.

Do you have a pick-up line?

No.

Sad that you are trying to manipulate me.

I thought you were genuine.

You're like everyone else. A sad zero

trying to lie to get laid.

I have had enough.

I tried ...

Have a nice evening.

You got caught. Hannah is not stupid.

She has probably heard all

pickup lines. She is gorgeous.

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