How to Stop Being a Loser Page #5

Synopsis: James is useless with women, but his luck changes under the tutelage of pick-up artist, Ampersand. As James learns the art of seduction he begins to wonder about Ampersand's intentions and questions what would truly make him happy in life.
 
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Year:
2011
109 min
16 Views


Hannah, I sincerely apologize.

-James.

-Hannah.

Sorry I used the

pick-up line.

I was nervous and I like you.

I hired a guy

who taught me some tips.

I want to make up yourself by going to

It's not ...

-You do not have the right clothes, but ...

I bought this beautiful dress.

It is your size.

In cool.

It's not my storiek.

It's too big.

Yes, it is too large.

We can go home to you first.

You are a madman. It is the finest

someone has done for me.

Is that a yes?

No, I'm going to yoga.

So do I.

James, I'm off tomorrow.

-Okay.

I'll call you tomorrow. See you.

Calm.

Turner was one of the founders.

The painting is seen as crucial

of early Impressionism.

I am deeply impressed.

Wait a minute. Kissed you Hannah?

I did more than that.

-Did you ...

-Many times.

What do you do?

You eat your ...

-Continue.

Are we in a safe place?

We're in my room and you tell

your story. Continue.

All right.

-Ampersand.

-Casanova. Did jealous tips?

I'm taking it easy with tips. Hannah

will come to know the real me.

Poor Hannah.

Will you pass next?

You can not. I'm meeting Hannah.

I'll let you know when I have time.

-Who is it?

-Continue.

Hi, Spatch.

-Patch.

-Does that James? Is he okay?

Sure. He was supposed to meet Hannah.

He always meets Hannah now.

I was in the neighborhood

and wanted to check how you are feeling.

-Why were you in your neighborhood?

I wanted to meet you.

You want to come in?

You're a little tiger.

Gladly.

We have a rock band.

-Are not you out and rape?

-Your mother.

-Mom?

-Already done. She enjoyed.

What are you doing?

-I do not like cheese.

I thought everyone liked cheese.

I do not live with my

roommates Ionger or alone.

It's to hell.

-Move in with me.

-Okay. Cheers, roommate.

What have you done?

Ar you not giada?

Is not that too early?

I feel it's perfect.

Does it help to pinch my ass

during sex not to come?

-Questionable.

Can we focus? Is it so?

Do not worry. There are two girls

which probably parts of a brain.

Go over there. Keep calm,

confidence and make eye contact.

It is important.

You look, without staring.

-What do you do if she is blind?

-Is it real issue?

This is brilliant. Sorry.

no sunglasses, a**hole.

The rAmpersand. Just a moment.

I like to talk to him.

I can not wait.

The trick is so amazing

you never gimmer it away.

I'm going to guess which card you have chosen.

Ready?

Is that the right card?

-No.

See you there, Zeus. Thank you.

Hello there.

-Pitch, right?

-Patch.

Is James too?

He's at the gym.

He has gained weight

so we thought it was best.

All right.

I'll just get my DVDs.

-Come in.

I've cleaned while James has been

gone. It was a real den of robbers.

Where's the card on James and Ian?

I posted a picture of us. Nice, huh?

-Lovely. Where's the photo?

I threw it.

-Why?

That was James's best friend is dead.

Is he dead?

You were at the funeral.

Was it Ian?

-Where is it?

The container outside.

-Where is it?

-You can get infected by diseases.

Oh my God.

People watching, Pitch.

Pitch!

all right?

Ampersand. Sit down.

My lord.

Ladies. Thank you.

-A little crowded.

-Kelly-Ann Cooper is back.

-Do you still have her number?

-Yes.

Call her. If you manage to seduce

megastar Kelly-Ann

-I will personally nominate you

the Year award player.

If you pass it, the price is yours.

Thank you. It was nice to see you again.

-The same.

Nice to meet you three as well.

I found it.

Hannah?

-Where did you go?

I have to check my Facebook page.

I see.

I must go.

Give it to James.

Please be careful with it.

I have so much pain.

Everything all right? You see a little foam out.

-Have you met Patch?

-No. but she'll get their films.

She got them last week.

What happened to my photo?

I T0G it out of context when I

plastered and the maid ...

-Did I say that we have it?

Why?

She cleans.

She threw it out by mistake.

I searched for two hours

before I found it.

You know how much it means.

-I know.

Defected to the container

and downloaded it?

-Yes.

-Wow.

You have phobia of that kind.

I did it for your sake.

What turjag have.

no one has done anything like that for me.

Come here.

I'll call him. He forgot

his best friend's birthday.

We have been planning it for months.

He's safe with Hannah.

It's bad enough that he never

hits us, but now have I had enough.

Here you go, a**hole. You look horrible out.

Thanks for your encouragement.

Have you ever full?

We are busy.

-You do not have time to breathe.

It's never fully here.

-What do you know about pubbranschen?

I'm sorry.

-Drink your beer.

I wait until everyone comes before I

'll tell you one thing. Where is Patch?

She said:
"I do not see sh*t

for all the money in the world. "

What have I done?

-Do you not know that?

That was why I asked.

-You missed lance birthday.

That was last Tuesday.

-Fan.

-Do not be cracked.

We were not there.

But we barely knew him.

-We had it if it was our best friend.

-Thank you.

-Good afternoon, boys.

I got Guy's first girlfriend.

Is not he too young for that?

-Because he was a mature woman.

Brilliant.

-How's it going with your girlfriend, Neil?

-It's over.

Her parents have given her

curfew during final exams.

Tough. It was so close.

I really thought I would get

to it. She was 16 and byxmyndig.

Very close.

I want to tell ...

-Hey, baby. Have you told him?

I would just do it.

We have news to tell.

Hannah and I'm moving to Canada.

For Montreal.

Fantastic, is not it? You can visit

if you want, but call first.

Hannah's dad has fixed

a cool job for me.

I'll do film posters

and webpages ...

-You have only been together for three months.

-3.5.

It's ...

-Congratulate James.

He moves into a romantic city

with his dream girl. He's not a loser.

I just want to ...

-Do not tell him what to do.

-It does not. Now we go.

I'm coming.

I'm sorry.

She's a b*tch.

She listens to Celine Dion?

She botched "Titanic."

-Be happy for me.

We're trying to say ...

I do not want to hear.

Hannah is my dream girl.

You remember that? She does everything for me.

Here omdagen rooted her in the garbage.

Would you do that for me?

For an idiotic fotos sake.

Be happy for me.

James!

I'm coming.

Lingonberry Week.

James, it's completely idiotic.

It's a nightmare.

James used to take care of this.

Why is Tax after me?

Look busy.

-Come in.

-Hello.

James. I thought it was a customer.

-How are you? How's business?

I have been busy.

I have new things to you.

-New plans.

-You should not go, right?

I'll go today.

Is not it crazy?

I start my new job on Monday.

I had to meet you

one last time and thank you.

Before I met you was me

a zero. A dejtls poor.

Because of you, I have a new life,

new girlfriend and a new job.

no more signed, no more

sci-fi convention or Warrior Quest.

I am your premier success story.

Do you know what you do?

It is Hannah. I've been down

in her as long as I can remember.

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