How to Stop Being a Loser Page #6

Synopsis: James is useless with women, but his luck changes under the tutelage of pick-up artist, Ampersand. As James learns the art of seduction he begins to wonder about Ampersand's intentions and questions what would truly make him happy in life.
 
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Year:
2011
109 min
16 Views


Can not you be a little happy

for me?

Sure. Good luck, James.

Come here.

Take care of him for me, Guy.

Make sure he does not get into trouble.

I just want to make one last stop.

Hello, Tom.

-If you go now?

-Yes.

I will miss you.

-Come here.

-Take care.

-Do you really do this?

Yes. I have thought long

and it feels scary-

-But she crawled around in garbage

to find the photo on the lan. Unbelievable.

She means everything to me.

-Good luck.

Is Patch here?

She does not want to see you.

I see. Can you tell her ...

Come on! The taxi is waiting.

Can you tell her that I always ...

It's ... You know.

-Bye.

What he sees in her?

She wants him well.

In what way?

What convinced him

about the photo of him and Ian.

It subjected

and Hannah were in the trash.

What do you do?

James, wait! Hell.

What should we do?

-We are on the fourth level.

He leaves the country with a liar.

The relationship is based on lies.

What else has she lied about?

I'll call him.

He turned it off. What do we do now?

There.

-To airport - fast.

-Calm in the Storm.

God created Adam and Eve,

not Adam and Steve.

How can you have that kind of opinions?

Do not be so prejudiced.

What is your problem? Is it okay

that two men suck cock?

Your tabloid-reading pigs.

I read no tabloids. Got that?

I'm sorry. We need the airport.

Get out of my car!

Damn.

I'm sorry, Patch.

-Now, James lost.

What did you think

about our afternoon, Kelly?

Wonderful, Ampersand. I liked

Have your shaved cock against my cheek.

Nice, Kelly. I like having

Your shaved treasure to my lips.

Damn.

-Hello?

We need a ride.

I can not. I'll eat lunch

with Kelly-Ann Cooper.

-The desserts consumed in hotels.

James goes to Hannah for good.

He told me that. It was loaded.

She has lied to him. James think

she does everything for him.

He thinks she found the lance photo.

We have to stop him.

Most conditions

is built on lies.

James has made his choice. Let him

ride. I have an important date.

Okay, selfish pigs.

I thought James was your friend.

Hello there. My name is James.

What were you saying? A dejtls poor.

My friend James has just sold

Rillox Corporation.

Ampersand! Come here.

I have soon girlfriend.

-You have a lot to learn.

I had to thank you.

I have a new girlfriend, new life

and new job. Thanks to you.

Damn.

Zeus, the rAmpersand.

I have ended up in a thorny seat.

You know well?

It will be wonderful.

Fashion, art and skiing.

And a perfect boyfriend.

It will be wonderful.

-Chin up.

-You are right. Sorry.

I've always dreamed about this.

-Everything is going so fast.

We become like a perfect couple

that one sees in advertisements.

You are right. We go to the arcade

and beats ihji time.

We are not children.

-Champagne?

James! We'll never find him.

There they are.

James!

-Hey.

-What's going on?

We want to say goodbye to our friends.

Can you give us a minute?

-Two.

-Good to see you.

-Hannah said she rooted in the trash.

-It was me who crawled into the trash.

It's true.

She has manipulated you.

-That's not why you came?

She's a b*tch.

I promise it's true.

-So what? Everyone can make mistakes.

She lied to you.

I lied to her.

I used his pickup lines

for several weeks.

I'm in love with her.

You're obsessed with her.

You forgot

Your best friend's birthday.

It was my fault. Leave her outside.

She does not allow you to remember.

You almost never hits us anymore.

-They are waiting, James.

I must go.

If she loved you she would not

having to manipulate you.

-It would not you also do.

-Come on.

I must go now. I'm sorry.

-Look at her.

-Planet!

She's not even physically fit.

-Bye. Sorry.

You do not have a relationship

to be happy.

Buddies before brides.

-What was that about?

-They want me to stay.

Pix Loose wretch. You need them

not anymore. We'll start a new life.

-You become rich as an economist.

-Economist?

It's no big deal.

The job as a graphic designer was

appointed. You get to work with economics.

-I do not want to work in finance.

It's a hgstatusjobb.

-Think about what we can buy for the kitchen.

-It struntarjag in.

I want a fun job.

Do not you care?

It's clear.

-You do not show it.

People are starting to look at us.

I know it's difficult, but it

Sorry, I'm nervous. I have

a premonition that this does not work.

-I made a sandwich.

Thank you.

-What is the application?

-Ost.

Tuck into.

It is our flight.

Montreal - now we will.

What are you doing?

-My friends are right about you.

-You do not care about me. You are sjivisk.

I'm sorry?

I must go.

-It's over if you go now.

You'll never find a girl like me again.

do you want to be a loser for life?

Yes, indeed.

James!

-Be careful what you wish for you.

Really?

-What is it?

-That was a clich.

I think it is great.

I was hoping for something more insightful.

I see what your friends are saying.

-Did I upset you?

-No.

-Are you mad at me, Dr. Learner?

-Continue.

All right.

-Do you have room for one more zero?

-James.

We thought we'd lost you.

-Never.

Come to daddy bear.

rule no. 50

Never forget your friends

Now's me confused. States you

it's good to be a loser?

Nine times out of ten, they are not zeros.

I think they are winners.

What if they are zeros.

We say that they are probably not

it. Do they think that they should read our book.

-On how to stop being a loser.

That was Zeus book.

We say that they probably do not even

are zeros.

You are in all cases a zero.

You did not put on Patch.

She is betuttad in you

and only an a**hole could miss it.

-Nobody doctor says something like that.

-Answer the question.

What are you a doctor?

You point to a dipiom. They can i

print on your computer. What do you do?

I torture people.

I'm sorry?

I'm talking to people.

-It sounded like you said ...

I know I'll be late.

I'll apologize.

I apologize, Mr. Bennet.

London traffic is ...

What are you doing here, Dennis?

I have said that you do not

may sit in my chair. Move over.

I pray 0m excuse.

Do not do this again, Dennis.

It's not good for you.

Who is Dennis?

He is patient

I'm going to meet at five.

He often sneaks in, sits down

in my chair and pretend to be me.

All right.

It's a great story

and would be a good movie.

-Hey.

-You did not have to wait. Thank you.

How'd it go? Are you cured?

-Not directly.

Was it not as good as you thought?

-It pstrjag not.

Patch.

Do you ...

-It's nothing.

-Say.

Why are you looking like that?

You're an idiot.

We go. It starts to rain.

Wait a minute.

Would you drink a glass with me?

We will do this tonight.

Would you drink a glass with just me?

Just you and me?

-Are you asking me on a date?

What if I did?

Then maybe I'd say yes.

Then maybe I'll ask.

What's going on?

Precisely.

It is not necessary.

I changed my plans.

Are you related?

Remember that what people

see you with is ...

You have to understand ... What the hell!

Stop pretending ...

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