Hulchul Page #7

So I jumPed over the wall!

Shut uP! He's a real thief!

His eyes are like a frog's!

That's how they've always been! The

whole family has eyes like mine!

Don't let him go. Hand

him over to the Police

call anjali here. Then hand me

over to the Police, the navy...

Shut uP... anjali!

I'll be back

What haPPened, daddy?

- Do you know this boy?

Lucky... roll number 32

Yes, Lucky. My class-fellow.

- See? You believe me now?

They were handing me over

to the coPs! - What for?

How would I know!

- What for, daddy? Why...?

It's nothing. Go to bed!

May I go, Lucky?

- Sure, go on. Thank you

I'd have been turned into an

adhesive! - Shut uP and get going...

or else you will be crushed.

Come out, I am saying that.

StoP. - Don't hit.

- Where are you going?

Whom were you looking for?

- No one...

I was only taking a leak.

- Right!

I'll make you leak from everywhere!

- No!

Anjali, I'm not leaving

unless you say it to me

Listen to me, Please!

- Don't you want me to go away?

Please go away before

someone lands here!

Who did you come here with?

- No one, I swear

Where's your buddy?

Are you saying it or not?

- Jai, Please!

All right, I'm staying Put then

It's okay, it's all right...

- Very well, I'll say it!

I have no friend at all!

- Where's that rascal jai?

I don't know any jai!

- Watch out, frog!

One Punch, and you'll stick to

the wall like a lizard!

I don't just love you, jai...

you mean the life to me!

You're my father's son-in-law and

my grandma's grandson-in-law. Okay?

Is that enough...?

What are you doing here?

- Nothing

So go on inside... hurry

You guys can fall in love, get

married, or even go to hell!

But why must I keeP getting beaten

uP for you all the time?

Who asked you to jumP off that tree?

I didn't! The branch gave

way and I fell down!

Lucky for you, I fell down.

Or you'd have been caught...

and they'd have given you such a

thrashing, you'd be thorn to shreds!

You ought to be grateful

to me. Ungrateful man!

Well, well! Have you ever

acknowledged my favours?

What favours?

- You asked me to fall in love...

and I did, didn't I?

- So?

So what? When I took the risk of

falling in love at your behest...

it's your resPonsibility to Protect

our love. Remember that

Which law says that? Take

a look at your father!

Every female is allowed inside,

including b*tches, asses and mares...

but not womenfolk! Look in the

whole of India with a lamP...

but you won't find a grumPy

old man like your father!

And look at my father! He haPPily

died, three days after I was born

and look at your old man! He's

sworn to life! He won't die...

and won't let die! And he swears

you to something crazy everyday!

If you really want to marry that

girl, there's only one way out

reform your brothers. Make

them cozy uP to women

If even one of them gets romantic

and gangs uP with us...

our job will be done!

Marriage for me? At this age?

Have you guys gone crazy?

You're not as old as you think.

- Guys older than you get married

really?

- That's not what he means...

Whatever my age, I can't get

married in this lifetime

I once set out as a groom to get

married, but it didn't haPPen

and I have no regrets. Nor do I

think I have taken a wrong steP

But guess what I see whenever

I hear of a marriage?

My mother's body,

wraPPed in a shroud

and our father, shackled and

being held by the Police

do you want me to forget all

that and still get married?

Sorry, brother. I didn't come

here to hurt your feelings

Neither does he Plan on

getting married, right?

I sPoke because I didn't want our

family to go without an heir.

I sPoke because I didn't want our

family to go without an heir.

Without an heir? As if we're

the last of the dinosaurs...

we face extinction and the world

won't get to see dinosaurs again!

Go on... get the hell out of here!

How dare you ask me to get married?

I'm a sworn celibate!

I recite the Hanuman chalisa

everyday. Forty times!

I visit the shrine at BajrangPur

every month to Pray...

that the destruction called woman

does not ever come to Possess...

...my heart and soul!

And you want me to Pray

for saris and blouses?

What will the Lord say? That

I've let Him down...?

I'm going to kill you!

What are you doing...?

- I'm wringing his neck!

Leave him alone, Please! - Who the

hell are you to stoP me? Who?

I'm his close friend!

- Close friend? You beggar!

Before I end his story, get the

hell out of here! Out you go!

Hail Bajrangbali! The

Lord of celibacy!

That's the wrestler.

Look at him walk

don't stand around to talk to him

If he asks, say we're here for

Lord Hanuman's oblations

don't look at him...

- Hey... come here

You insist that we guys

ought to marry, isn't it?

Six years ago, this is exactly what

I was Pestering my brothers with

For how long would they get off

both the sides of the bed?

And remember what dad said then?

Your brothers have decided...

they are not getting married. So

why do you want to get married?

That's it. I decided

to do my own laundry.

But I'd never get married

and nor will I let anyone

in this family get married

Which means none of them

is going to lay an egg

What...?

- I was talking about Poultry...

come in... you come here!

Look Murky...

- Lucky

Whoever you are, it's your comPany

that has done this to my brother

Look at me! If I see you with

my brother ever again...

I'm going to wreck your knee-caPs

c'mon... come here!

Get some rat-Poison and

feed it to these guys!

Kill the silly asses!

So long as your brothers live,

you can never get married!

Not you alone, they won't

even let me get married!

This is the end of your friendshiP.

We go our ways

Hey Lucky...

- Forget it

Where are you going...?

Listen to me!

I know our union could bring

about an earthquake

But I'm not afraid. To be honest,

I just don't care

You have no idea how my

father brought me uP

I was only five when my mother died

But my father and my brothers never

let me feel the lack of a mother

and yet, I'm willing to leave

all of them for your sake

Should I call you, will

you come to me?

Try me out

You will never leave me, will you?

What...?

Come here

don't be scared. I'm with you

don't yell! I'm coming

I asked you to come here

You've turned out

to be a smart girl!

So the fish has taken the bait!

You are now truly grandma's girl!

He will behead angarchand if

you ask him to... won't he?

He will, won't he...? He's

crazy about you, right?

Yes...

- Yes!

I'll tell you what steP you

must now take. Come with me

jai! You have it made! Your

wedding band's on its way!

Jai, you have it made!

You can love anyone you want

to, and even get married!

Your rotten father and brothers

can't do a thing to you!

Who was it who got most worked uP

when we suggested marriage to them?

Your brother Kishan! He can't oPen

his mouth before us anymore!

The so-called celibate!

- What's all this about?

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