Hulchul Page #8

Where does this brother of yours go

every Saturday and Sunday?

BajrangPur. Lord Hanuman's temPle.

- No!

He goes not to Lord

Hanuman's temPle!

He goes to GangaPur to meet someone!

Who?

- His wife!

He's been married for seven years

and even has two children!

He has kePt them in hiding

You're talking about my

brother Kishan, right?

And he's no celibate, he's

the Playful Lord Krishna!

He goes not to the Lord's

temPle at BajrangPur

He goes to meet his wife. GoPi.

Who haPPens to be a

teacher in GangaPur

Lucky, if you're sPinning a yarn,

you're really unlucky, I warn you!

I knew you wouldn't believe me!

I knew it... I have solid Proof!

Look at this!

This is your brother Kishan. And

he's definitely not a celibate!

Moron!

This is the first sensible thing

you've done in your lifetime!

Wow! Brother Kishan!

What a smart game!

Here, GangaPur has arrived.

Let's ask there.

Does a school teacher

called GoPi live here?

School teacher...?

- Yes

No. There is a lady called

GoPi who lives nearby

But she's not a school teacher.

- Is her husband's name Kishan?

No. Her husband's name is Murari.

- Murari...? It's someone else

You always listen to some

drivel and drive me berserk

Let's go now...

- Hang on... one moment

Is this Murari?

Right. This is Murari indeed

and his wife's name is GoPi?

- Yes

But she's not a school teacher.

She trains children in dancing

One, two...

One, two, three, four...

One, two... One two, three, four...

Who is it?

- Before brother can arrive...

we'll Produce her before father.

- Right!

Who is it?

Who...?

- Sister-in-law!

Get uP! Who are you?

This is your brother-in-law! Jai!

- Jai who?

Me... Hail sister-in-law!

- Sister-in-law? Who?

Aren't you brother Kishan's wife?

- Kishan...?

No, I'm not Kishan's wife.

I'm Murari's wife

It's one and the same thing!

I'm sorry, your husband's name

is not Murari, it's Kishan

and I'm his younger brother jai.

Where are the children...?

I haven't seen them, but

they must be very cute!

Listen... where are you going?

- Children! I'm your Uncle!

Call me Uncle, Please.

- Uncle!

Quiet! They're not my children.

They're here to learn dance

Set that child down... go on!

And get going... get out!

What are you doing, sis-in-law?

- I'm not your sister-in-law!

It's no good, sis-in-law.

The cat is out of the bag!

Kishan has told angarchand the

truth! - I don't know any angar...

nor am I any Kishan's wife.

Get going... get lost!

Sister-in-law!

Let me tell her the truth!

- All hell will break loose, jai!

Lt'll be worse if I don't tell her

My Poor brother won't get to see

his wife and children before dying

SPeak softly... she might listen!

What are you doing?

What's the matter?

- Nothing, let's go

Something surely is...

- Nothing...

What were you saying? Tell me!

- Go on. Tell her

Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, I don't

have the Permission to tell you

But there's no other way now

My brother has met with an

accident! - What haPPened to him?

He broke a bone in his tummy

- There are no bones in the tummy!

I mean, his legs are broken.

And he badly wants to see

his wife and children

I'll be back in a moment.

Don't go away!

Ok, bye.

Sir...

- Yes?

Is your name Kishan?

- Yes... who told you?

Where did you meet Kishan? Not

Kishan! My name is Murari!

You know my name, don't

you? Murari... okay?

I told them, but they

wouldn't believe me

Who wouldn't believe you?

- Brother

Whose brother?

- Your brother

My brother...? - There was also

a toad of a guy with him

a toad of a guy... did

he wear this ear-ring?

Yes.

- Damn it!

Where did they go? - I showed

them the way to your house

What...? My house?

- Yes. A right, left... and straight

My house... what harm

had I done to you?

I'll Pull your guts out!

Why're you angry with me?

- Angry...?

Did I ever tease your sister? Did

I misbehave with your mother?

Rotten scoundrel! Damn you!

Hurry uP children...

Thank God you're all right

and they said you had

met with an accident

That you had broken limbs!

- What can be worse than this...?

You've fallen in the hands

of these wastrels!

You boys ought to be ashamed! He's

right here, hale and hearty...

...and you said he had

had an accident!

May the worms get your tongue!

Dogs! Are you going to be haPPy

after ruining my family?

Fantastic! You're married

and having all the fun

and how about us? Have you

ever given a thought to us?

Let's go, Lucky. Let's

bring dad here!

And then we will see whether

this marriage haPPens or not.

StoP him, GoPi... stoP him!

Brother-in-law, Please stoP...

- don't stoP me, sister-in-law

We're not staying here,

no matter what haPPens

Brother, say whatever you have

to only to father, okay?

You're my father's last mistake!

Have mercy on me... Please!

You want to get married, don't you?

I'll get you married, okay?

GoPi... - a sister-in-law is

like a mother. How could you...?

Dumbo! Not her!

I'll get you married to anyone

else you want, okay?

Not I but he wants to get married.

Whoever you say, blind

or criPPled...

I'll get you married to

her, okay? I swear!

Really?

- Of course

You won't back out, will you?

- You don't trust my word?

One moment...

I swear it on my children.

I'll get you married to

the girl of your choice

Why're you hollering away? It's

enough that your father's crying!

Okay...?

In that case... there's this

girl I'm in love with

What girl? I'd get you married

even to a tigress!

Who is she?

- She's very much there but...

Go on.

- She's from anPara village

Grand-daughter of Laxmi devi. Anjali

You Promised me! You gave

me your word, brother!

No Promise! It's all over!

And what are you watching?

Take the kids inside!

Laxmi devi's family, eh? You're

Playing games with me?

Find another girl! This marriage

is not taking Place!

You want me to get you married, so

my kids will find another father?

Get lost!

- I must bring daddy here!

Listen... why do you keeP dragging

dad into this mess?

Can't you let me breathe easily?

Couldn't you find another girl,

excePt this female ghost?

Are you or are you not

standing with me?

I'm not lying down now, am I?

But let me tell you...

if anyone excePt you, I and this

rat gets to know about this...

...marriage, I'll.

Will it cause trouble?

- Trouble?

I'll bust your eyeballs!

- Don't tell me!

We're headed for trouble.

- What haPPened?

SteP aside... come

How was I to know that the two of

you would reach a comPromise?

I told Shakti that Kishan

is already married

What? You told Shakti?

Moron! By now dad must

have got to know!

Brother...? - His eyes are oPen.

He could be alive.

Sister-in-law! Fetch some water!

Is it true?

From what I gather

You've tossed a live fish on

the burning sands, Shakti

If there is even an iota of

truth in what you say...

only three sons of angarchand

will remain alive

I'll hack Kishan to Pieces and

feed him to the vultures

and if what you say Proves

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