Humboldt County Page #3
Oh, Jesus.
I would have been back
sooner, man,
but I ran into an irrigation issue.
Problematic.
I missed the bus.
- It's just for a day, man.
- You don't understand.
It's not just a day.
I can't afford to waste
any more time here.
I need to get back
and get things in order--
Maybe you should have thought about that
earlier, before you came up north.
But that Bogart,
Lotta temptation.
Hey.
Road's right there.
You're more than welcome
to throw up a thumb.
- Okay.
I will.
( chuckles )
It's only a day.
( sighs )
It's only a day.
You're here for the night, right?
This is good.
I got an irrigation issue.
It's a two-man job.
I could use you.
I can't exactly take
an ad out in the paper.
I don't know.
Helping with a marijuana--
plantation.
You can't live your
entire life by the books,
can you?
( birdcall )
( birdcall )
Easy, easy.
Is this your
marijuana garden?
How many are there?
A half dozen,
enough to get by.
White, raping, slave-owning
motherfuckers.
- You hear me?
- I do.
That's what they are.
I don't have no time to be bothered
with raping, slave-owning motherfuckers.
They got a monopoly
at the general store.
Ain't no different
from f***in' Wal-Mart,
Except it's in my
goddamn backyard.
Bob and Steve is here.
They comin'.
They comin', baby.
They're coming
and their houses,
and the gas stations--
the traffic.
They're coming from
and they gonna rape the land,
they gonna rape the women,
and they gonna rape
my f***in' a**hole.
But what's wrong with
some development?
I mean, a lot of these homes
are very poorly constructed.
F*** off and die.
JACK:
What happened?Did they leave anything?
- No.
- Not a one.
Do you have enough
money to last you?
- A couple of months.
- We're f***ed.
Well, you can certainly
clip for us in the fall.
It's the Feds, ripping every
last plant out of the earth.
- BOB:
It wasn't the Feds.- We were robbed, Zelda.
They f***ing hit me
with a gun barrel.
BOB:
They jacked ourf***ing plants.
- F***ing Feds.
- The Feds don't run into your patch with a gun
- and f***ing pistol-whip you.
- I saw them. It wasn't the Feds.
Solids and liquids
are differentiated
one from another
by the way the material
responds to stress.
If the material deforms,
stays deformed,
or springs back
when the stress is removed,
it's a solid.
If instead the material
flows when stressed
and rearranges itself
in such a way
as to remove the stress,
it's a liquid.
In the past there's been
too many secrets,
too much espionage.
We're gonna have to adapt
if we expect to survive.
Have I gone insane and
completely forgotten
inviting you in here?
Sorry. I went out to pee, and, um--
Get the f*** out.
Right.
( harrumphs, chuckles )
Have an edifying day at school.
( laughs )
- Bonjour, Jack.
- a va?
We were wondering
whether you or Max
would be contributing to the
pencil patch this year.
Both, actually, Lord willing.
Merci. We are very grateful.
- Glad to do our part.
- Excuse me.
Children, allez!
Vite!
The pencil patch?
A while back a bunch of us got tired
Driving our kids 50 Miles to school.
So we built this place,
funded annually by the parents
of the children who can.
One or two plants--
pencil patch.
My God. If my father heard that
I think his head would explode.
The complexities of the modern
father-son relationship.
Hasn't changed much.
Well, you and Max seem
to get on pretty well.
It's complicated,
captain.
I guess we haven't reached
The event horizon?
The event horizon is the point
around a Black Hole
where nothing beyond
that point can escape,
even light.
My point is is it's your
big kahuna point of no return.
If you had crossed it--
that event horizon--
how would you know?
Because you would be ripped apart
molecule by molecule.
You're still intact, so
- Yeah.
Oh, hey. You ready
to go to the bus station?
Uh--
Ahem--
( laughs )
Critter control, slick.
Oh, yeah.
Why don't you do that side over there?
( whispering )
Oh, these buds. Oh my God.
F***in' purple.
I love it.
- ( peeing )
- Beautiful.
How long have you been smoking that?
I went into my mom's stash
when I was--
Eight.
Or nine.
When I was eight I was--
I was drinking Kool Aid
and watching "The Smurfs."
You have your drugs,
I have mine.
Let me see that.
What?
It's medicine, right?
It's just a flower, man.
Go for it.
Just--
It's not so bad.
You gotta hold it into your lungs.
( gags )
( coughs )
You don't cough, you don't get off.
Am I supposed to feel something now?
'Cause I don't feel anything,
which is strange,
because once inhaled,
that THC should
travel throughout
the bronchial tree,
bathing the brain and vital
organs within seconds.
I should feel something,
shouldn't I?
I don't feel high.
Am I high?
I don't feel high.
The sun--
Mmm.
Mmm.
I don't feel high.
Don't you worry about the police?
( spits )
The local pigs?
No way, man.
The Feds-- they're the ones
to worry about.
They come later, during harvest.
Man, these motherfuckers,
they're funded.
They got helicopters
and spotter planes,
ex-special forces.
They came a few years back.
I had enough plants-- maybe 10
or so, just to get by,
pay my rent, get Charity
some new school clothes,
books and sh*t.
But that's usually enough
to do it--
Small plants, no problem.
But that wasn't the case this time.
They came flying in.
I mean, the Feds, they want
the big crops, right,
so they can report that sh*t
on the news.
But they came flying in,
circling around, man.
They give you the death circle.
If you get the death circle,
You gotta run like hell,
go down to the beach
and wait it out.
And hopefully
when you get back,
your crops
are still there.
You just run to the beach?
The Feds just want the plants, man.
If you're not around
when they take them,
then you skip the jail part.
And that's when I lost everything, man.
I lost everything.
I moved into the trailer,
I had to move Charity
in with Jack and Rosie.
That's the deal.
( grunts ) I tell you,
they don't have a plan,
you know?
I'm not in it for the HDTV
and a f***ing La-Z-Boy,
you know?
I'm taking care of my own.
The bus.
ROSIE:
Oh, Charity, that's wonderful.
Jack, look. Charity's rolled
a beauty! She's a natural.
- You're in. The first to Mars.
- Really?
- Mars?
- Oh, God, Jesus.
What, like the planet?
- Stupid--
- ( door opens, closes )
It's an important project.
Practically speaking,
you're gonna have to
terraform the planet, right?
And the best way to do that--
I don't know any other
way to say it--
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