Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania Page #6

You and your wife aren't

from the same caste...

...I figured it out, myself.

If you're so smart...

...why have to come

back to die in Ambala?

How long can one run from death, sir?

So, you're not opposed to love, sir!

A few incidents have soured...

Shut up!

Don't you dare talk about Swati.

This is my final warning.

If I see you in Ambala again...

...only your corpse

will return to Delhi.

Dad, Humpty's a very nice boy.

Just give him a chance!

Shut up, Kavya!

Why?

Are you going to hit me as well?

He's come here for me!

He loves me!

He shouldn't love you.

He knows you're betrothed to someone.

So what?!

I fell in love with him too, didn't I?

Then get over it.

I can't get over it!

Too bad, keep crying then!

You will only marry Angad!

Why are you ruining my life?

A father's life is ruined,

when a daughter's marriage breaks.

Dad, you can't shut everyone

up by bringing up...

...Swati in every situation!

What if Angad is

a scoundrel like Param?

Humpty's a good person, Dad!

He came back for me,

despite being beaten so badly!

Please, Dad! At least meet him!

Please, Dad, please!

For me! Just once! For me!

Please.

Okay.

Call him here.

Pick up that glass.

I said, pick up the glass!

Kavya is going to marry Angad.

And I don't want her to think that...

...her father didn't

give her love a chance.

Tomorrow onwards,

you're on Angad duty.

For the next 5 days...

...you can find out

anything you like about him.

Find one reason why

Angad is wrong for Kavya.

Just one.

I'll let Kavya marry you.

To hell with what people will think.

Remember.

I'm trusting you.

Don't break my trust.

You love Kavya, don't you?

Now, her future is in your hands.

However, if you can't find a reason...

...I want you gone on the 6th day.

What kind of cot is this!

Such injustice! Do something, man!

Got inside your house, didn't I?

You're a loser!

You're destined to be with this loser.

Don't be cheeky.

We're in the same house now

and you're babbling away on the phone.

What do you want?!

I don't think you actually

dare to come and see me in person!

Oh, really?

Now that I'm here,

I won't leave empty-handed...

You haven't said it yet.

Said what?

That.

What's that?

Oh. Thaaat!

Say it, quickly.

Didn't you hear me

announcing it your father?

Say it to me.

I don't care who

else you've said it to.

When Shahrukh Khan spreads his arms

and says it, he looks like a hero.

I'll look like a fool.

I don't care, say it!

You say it, first!

Say it, or I'll scream!

I love you.

I know.

Now you say it!

Not in the mood!

This... this is Angad?

Bro, you've won!

Kavya is yours!

Congratulations!

Uhh... Humpty Sharma?

Dude... is this guy

a doctor or a model?!

This is great, huh?

First they hit us, then they party.

Have a drink!

No, I don't drink...

It's a large shot!

This is why I have told

you to curb your drinking.

I don't drink too much,

I just get high fast!

Is everything alright?

I'm a doctor.

Ya...

Angad. - I'm Humpty.

This is Shonty.

Interesting names.

Mine's the most interesting... Poplu!

You... don't drink?

No.

Tried it in college.

But it's not for me.

You should have a drink sometimes...

It helps you relax.

I don't think so.

A drunken man thinks with his heart,

not his mind.

Well, we're Punjabi.

No mind, all heart.

I'm Punjabi, too.

But, the intellectual kind.

I like to be in control.

If he wasn't engaged to Kavya,

I'd marry him.

Hi, you beast.

Don't.

I'm high!

Don't you want to take advantage?

No.

Why didn't you tell

me Angad was such a stud?

Everyone looks like a stud on Skype.

Aww, you're jealous!

I was jealous when

I saw him in the morning.

Now I'm scared out of my wits!

Stop laughing!

And that brother of yours... - Aye!

What? - Don't say a word about him.

You remember how he beat me?

And now he's giggling

like a heroine with Angad.

Stop wasting time, Rakesh.

Give me a sexy smile.

Looks like it's been years

since you pulled one, Sir.

I want to say something,

if you don't mind.

He's way older than Kavya.

By 5 or 6 years, at least!

Lt's not a good match.

My wife is 5 years younger than me.

Everything matches, eventually.

Dad's called you to go jogging.

Falling for you was a big mistake.

He's called Angad, as well.

To be a towel holder.

Have you ever jogged in your life?

I was a champion athlete

in school and college!

Liar.

I look like Milkha Singh when I run!

Hi, Uncle!

Are you having fun, son?

Yes, Uncle!

One more lap.

Good Morning.

I was afraid you'd

run away with Kavya...

...but, it doesn't look

like you'll get very far.

Look at him; a real, macho Punjabi!

Come on, Humpty! - Ya...

Humpty! Don't eat!

I'm making spaghetti ravioli

and risotto with garlic bread!

I want everyone to enjoy it.

Yeah... yeah...

Make sure you don't eat anything.

Definitely.

Granny!

Granny! What rubbish is he making?!

You will all get indigestion!

He's making Italian food!

Let the Italians eat Italian food!

We're Indians!

We want Indian food, right?!

Oh, Humpty.

These men from abroad are the best.

They cook, they clean...

What do you say?

Of course! Indian men are useless!

Sitting with their feet up,

with the newspaper...

Get me tea, get me food!

That's all!

All Indian men are

not like that, Granny.

All the men we've seen are like that.

Do you like my sweater, sir?

Exactly like yours, right?

Nice.

How did you like Angad's cooking?

Yeah... very nice.

Humpty!

Move!

Leave me!

You call this a salad?

Lt's a Delhi speciality!

Look at this, Humpty!

Look at this, Humpty! - Look at what?

Stop laughing!

Oye! Singh sir is asking for you.

Where are we going, sir?!

Why?

Lf I don't tell you, you won't go?

Train station.

Now don't ask me who's coming.

See for yourself.

Sir, I'm Tendulkar. He's Kohli.

And that's Sehwag.

You're the same one who

hung me from the swing, right?

No, sir.

That's my twin brother, sir!

He's Shyam...

I'm Ram.

Humpty Dumpty!

Uncle said their driver was very cute.

You're smoking again!

What happened,

why do you look so tensed?

Do you love me?

No.

I'm being serious.

Of course I do.

Why do you love me?

What does that mean?

I mean... why?

What do I have that Angad doesn't?

I don't know.

You don't know?!

Love isn't by reason, Humpty.

Shouldn't there be a reason?

What do I say when Sir asks

me why I'm better for you than Angad?

He's better looking than me,

he earns more than me...

...he's fit, he doesn't drink...

...he even cooks!

He's friggin' Superman!

I'm barely Charlie Brown.

Yeah. Correct!

You're right...

Shall I marry him?

Bloody sympathy monger...

When I say I love you, I mean it!

Stop these crocodile tears.

- Oh, Humpty! Okay... bye!

Hello, sister-in-law!

What happened to you?!

I can't...

What's wrong with Poplu?

School topper, college topper...

...scholarship to university,

and first in his class in Medicine...

...and still...

And still, what?

And still I can't figure it out...

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