Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania Page #7
...how is Angad so perfect?
So what if he is?
Either he's an angel in disguise...
...or...
...he's hiding something.
What is he hiding?
The dude is gay!
Don't talk rubbish!
He's gay! Look! Look at this!
Kissing, hugging... everything!
Okay, look at the other
guy's name... Ricky!
Are you sure?
Hundred percent sure!
I got it off Facebook... tell him!
And look at what Ricky wrote...
'The love of my life'!
What is this, man?!
What is it?
Lt's like thiiiis!
What else could it be?
This could be incorrect!
Hello!
Shonty has never been wrong...
nor will he ever be.
Okay?
Bro, I've saved your wedding!
Say thank you and
let's go to Singh sir.
Are you stupid?!
You want me to take
I need hard evidence!
We need to hear Angad say it!
"I am GAY."
People suffer from such sad things...
Thought he was a stud...
but he's gay...
Brooo...
You... are you insane?!
I didn't ask for a bath!
What happened?!
Why are you sulking?!
I don't want to talk to you!
I'm sorry, Kavya!
you thinking you'd come!
You didn't even answer your phone!
I'm sorry! I fell asleep, I was tired!
But listen, I have good news!
Yeah! You sleep while
I get married off to Angad!
But listen to my good news!
I have good news!!!
You remember what to do, right?
Yes!
Humpty, please,
I can't do this! Sorry!
Shut up and go!
Hey!
Can I ask you something?
Lt's a little personal...
Sure... go ahead!
You have such a good personality...
...People must hit on you all time?
Yeah, sometimes!
Men... Women... both?
Ya... but that's
kind of normal, right?
Yeah, now it's normal in India also!
Society's becoming open-minded!
That's good to know...
You don't need to be afraid or hide...
Everything is open!
Hey, what's up?
What are you doing here?
Lt's important to nourish yourself...
Thanks...
I can't do this anymore, man!
Lf Angad isn't, I'll definitely
be gay by the end of this!
What are you doing here?
Granny's making pickle
for Angad's family...
She sent us to get these jars!
You tell your family!
I'm going to be the groom!
Not a waiter!
I don't want to eat.
I'm sorry for this morning...
I was angry!
Sorry about last night.
The bread is burnt...
...and the soup is bland.
The side dish is average...
But, I'll cook for you everyday...
...and I'll become perfect.
I don't want perfect.
I'll have whatever you give me.
For now, take a slap.
Now you eat.
No, I...
No, eat.
It's very good, best in Ambala!
"I feel naughty naughty"
"I feel naughty naughty"
"I feel naughty naughty"
"The wisemen couldn't tell you
Did the chicken come before the egg?"
"Leave the lofty thinking
And listen to my tale!"
"The wisemen couldn't tell you
Did the chicken come before the egg?"
"Leave the lofty thinking
And listen to my tale!"
"The hen, she cried all night
And she couldn't sleep a wink"
"The rooster must've been
naughty Eggs don't come by magic!"
"Oh, when I watch you dance..."
"Oh, when I watch you dance..."
"I feel naughty naughty"
"I feel naughty naughty"
"Oh, when I watch you dance"
"Oh, when I watch you dance"
"I feel naughty naughty"
"I feel naughty naughty"
"Oh, everyone feels naughty naughty"
"Forget your silly
tales of fantasy and love"
"I met your grandfather
when he was only but a boy"
"Just a little girl was
I when I became his bride"
"Sent away from home as a naive little child"
tried but couldn't sleep"
"When grandfather whispered softly"
"Oh, when I watch you dance"
"Oh, when I watch you dance"
"I feel naughty naughty"
"I feel naughty naughty"
"Oh, everyone feels naughty naughty"
"Come now, listen closely to my saga"
"I was a college student
and your father a mechanic"
"When he caught my hand and said,
listen to me my darling!"
"However, whenever,
wherever, I'll marry only you."
Ask him what happened after!
"Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty"
"Landed up at her father's house,
and he didn't listen to a word"
"But his beatings
couldn't shake me off"
"And he finally let her be
my bride Oh, then she became my bride"
"Then naughty,
naughty, naughty, naughty"
"We got naughty naughty"
"Oh we got naughty naughty"
"When I see you dance"
"We got naughty naughty"
"My heart feels naughty naughty"
"Nevermind what they say,
I know my love was true..."
"But what I thought was destiny
"lt was not meant to be"
"No one knows what fate has planned"
"Forget the past,
the future is bright"
"Come on,
dear girl, give us a smile..."
"Come now, give us a smile..."
"Oh when I see you dance..."
"I feel naughty naughty"
"I feel naughty naughty"
"Oh, when I watch you dance"
"I feel naughty naughty"
"I feel naughty naughty"
"Oh, when I watch you dance"
"Oh, when I watch you dance"
"I feel naughty naughty"
"I feel naughty naughty"
"Oh, everyone feels naughty naughty"
lt's okay.
Everything will be alright.
What are you talking about?
I didn't understand...
I've been noticing you all day.
I know you love me.
But, it's not possible.
Why?!
Because you love Ricky?
Ricky?
Don't lie... It's on Facebook!
Poplu, Ricky is my best friend!
He's gay... I'm not!
I like women.
Poplu... you're a great guy...
...but, I'm sorry.
No problem.
It's okay.
Have you told your
friends that you're gay?
Lf you want...
...I'll come with you.
No... not now.
I'll tell them later!
This was your stupid plan?
I told them that!
Instead,
they sacrificed my masculinity...
Kavya, I'm trying!
Not a word from you!
Lf you can't do anything,
go back to Delhi!
My marriage is next week!
I told you!
Get lost!
I'm not talking to you guys!
No more ideas, please! Please!
Do you know this boy well?
No... Just met him
when he came to tie me up.
You can't laugh at me, brother-in-law!
Lts in your fate to be tied up!
Remember how I had
tied you to the tree?
He was a big help to Kavya's friend,
Gurpreet.
He saved her marriage.
Your dad used to be a mechanic?
My bike's carburetor
needs to be cleaned...
...can I call him?
Who will clean your dirty mind?
You're the mechanic of my body, baby.
Yuck! Weirdo...
Go to sleep, now...
Jogging in the morning...
Nooo...
Angad didn't come today, sir?
He doesn't jog to impress me.
I don't jog to impress you, either.
I jog for Kavya sake.
Maybe I can learn something from Angad
and be a better person for Kavya.
Is that why you smoke cigarettes?
The cigarettes are for me...
...I can become a better for Kavya,
but can't fundamentally change.
Kavya...
Kavya...
Kavya...
Did you need something?
Can't I talk to you
without needing something?
Just kidding.
I want to take you for dinner.
Just the two of us.
We're getting married in a week...
...we should get to know each other.
So, I wanted to spend
some time with you.
There are too many people
in the house for us to talk freely.
So, tonight?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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