Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania Page #8

Synopsis: When Kavya Pratap Singh, a chirpy yet feisty girl from Ambala, makes a trip to Delhi for her marriage shopping, she meets a young, carefree Delhi lad, Humpty Sharma. Humpty's father owns a campus bookstore where Humpty and his two best friends, Shonty and Poplu, have grown up together and which remains their hangout spot even now. Kavya is unattainable for Humpty initially, which makes her even more endearing to him, but being a Delhi boy, he is not one to give up so easily. With some help from his two best friends, he finds out all about her, and through an interesting turn of events (including a ploy to save Kavya's friend Gurpreet's marriage), they start growing closer to each other. The more time they spend with each other, their love-hate banter grows, but their chemistry is apparent. They are both different, yet very similar as people. They are young, feisty and carefree, and it's the spurge of life which attracts them to each other. As per plan, once Kavya's trip ends, she heads
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Shashank Khaitan
Production: Reliance Entertainment
  2 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.0
NOT RATED
Year:
2014
133 min
Website
1,305 Views


You and me.

It's a date.

Bye. - Bye.

You're the first man in the world,

making pickles for his competitor.

Oh, wow, she looks angry!

What the hell are you doing?!

What the hell are YOU doing?!

Are you here to marry

me or attend Angad's wedding?!

What's wrong?

Angad's parents are

coming tomorrow itself!

Now, you have only tonight.

Tomorrow my father will

ask you why Angad is wrong for me.

What are you going to say?

Don't look away, Humpty!

What do I do?!

What do I do if Angad is Mr. Perfect?!

Beat him? Threaten him? Kill him?!

Do nothing! Sit here and make pickle!

He wants to take me on a date!

I don't want to go on a date...

Don't go, Kavya...

Do something, Humpty...

...Do something.

Humpty won't come today.

One... two... three!

He's just like you.

He has honesty in his eyes.

He loves Kavya very much.

I'm going to Delhi tomorrow

to pick my parents.

I'd like you to come with me.

Angad... those boys are staring at me.

Ignore them.

You're concerned that

he doesn't earn enough?

You were the same when...

Please stop, both of you!

My decision is... final.

Son, your problem is that

you want to control everything.

You can control your

children's lives...

...but you can't control

what life has in store for them.

"Oh, these mesmerizing eyes..."

Kavya! Don't look at them...

They're drunk!

I didn't control Swati...

...look what happened!

So you can assure Kavya's

happiness by controlling her?

Can you guarantee

that she will never cry?

That she will always

be cheerful and happy?

Go on, give us a guarantee!

Kavya, don't react!

We'll finish our dinner and leave.

One more beer, please!

Ohhh, she's pissed off!

Lf God himself can't control

the fate of the world...

...who are you to

control anyone's destiny?

Don't!

Put the phone down.

"Some boys are being

sleazy with me..."

Angad is a good man, Ma.

He's a very good man...

...but, Humpty is the best

person for your precious Kavya.

He's being openly lewd!

What do you want me to do?

Beat him?

Do something! Don't just sit there!

Kavya... I've asked for the bill.

Let's pay and leave.

There's no point fighting with them.

What are you looking at?!

Oh, Lady Gaga... where are you going?

Aren't you going

to have a drink with me?

Listen, buddy.

We don't want any trouble.

Look at this English Gentleman!

Humpty! Stop it, Humpty!

Let me go!

Humpty! Humpty, don't!

Singh sir, please don't thank us.

Your kids are like our kids.

Good thing Angad called us in time...

Can you come with me?

I want to lodge a complaint.

Don't let those guys go.

Angad...

...bring them home.

They're in no state to drive.

You all were rooting for this man?

I want you to leave

first thing tomorrow.

And never show your face here again.

Kavya...

Kavya...

Kavya.

Kavya, hurry up,

we have to leave in half an hour!

Kavya?

Kavya?

Humpty! Where's Kavya?

I don't know...

Don't lie!

You're going to run away with her!

Can you tell me what's going on?

Kavya's not at home,

she's not answering her phone!

Tell me where she is!

Lf I had run away with her,

why would I come back?

We didn't even talk last night!

She's crazy!

Angad is leaving in 10 minutes.

If Dad finds out...

- Nothing will happen.

You handle Sir and Angad,

we'll find Kavya.

Shonty!

Humpty! You go,

we'll handle things here!

I'm getting a bad feeling

that we're going to get hit...

Sir, Bus Stop!

Everyone will come here first,

and then go to the hotel.

Kavya's asked you'll to go ahead...

her stomach is upset.

She wants to set everything

up for your family members.

Nothing serious, I hope?

No.

Must be from eating out.

You leave. Don't get late.

Where is she?

Where is she?

I don't know anything, I was sleeping!

Tell me where they are!

Listen to us at least!

Sir, they haven't run away together.

He's gone to bring her back.

Kavya, are you crazy? Where are you?!

Yes, I'm alone! Where are you?

Are you okay?

What are you doing there?

Wait there. I'm coming!

Where are you, man?

He found Kavya!

What's going on?

Get inside,

the train is going to leave.

Let it go, you get down. Get down!

This is why I didn't

tell you last night!

I knew you'd do this drama!

Kavya, stop this nonsense... get down!

Sir is so worried!

Sir is worried?!

Do you care about him or me?!

Let's go from here!

We'll think of something!

Think of what?!

What will we talk about?

Dad will just beat

you and throw you out!

Then, you'll be in Delhi

and I'll be in America!

I will make my own life decisions!

Not you and Dad!

Now get in!

Will you be happy like this?

Can you live without your family?!

Stop with the dialogues! Get in!

Oh, really? - Yes!

Okay, your decision is final.

Let's run away.

To hell with the family!

Why did you leave empty handed?

You could have taken your

expensive gown with you, at least?

You cheap man!

This was your plan?!

Enough, sir! We didn't try to elope!

Lf we were eloping,

we'd be on the train by now!

Not waiting for you on the platform!

Come to the corner there.

I want to talk to you... man to man.

Why is he pacing like this?

The pressure must be getting to him...

Firstly, it frightens me

out of my wits when you glare.

I've got lots to say but,

nothing comes out in front of you.

But today, I need to speak.

I apologize for the next 5 minutes,

because you won't be Mr. Singh for me.

You'll be Poplu.

My friend, my brother...

In front of whom I can speak freely.

Oye, Poplu!

What's the mechanic's problem?!

Why is he the only

one who can't see our love?

Angad is a great guy...

He has a big heart!

Big everything!

He's a tree, I'm a shrub!

Small, insignificant...

But, what's the guarantee

that he'll make Kavya happy?

That he'll love her?

I have a lot of faults...

but one guarantee.

This shrub loves Kavya.

If we only have one piece of bread...

I'll give Kavya half and half to Dad.

I'll never let her sleep hungry.

Don't glare at me like Mr. Singh!

Lf every father insisted on

a perfect boy for their daughters...

...even Mr.

Singh would still be a bachelor.

But who can explain this to him?

People aren't perfect...

relationships are perfect!

And anyone who is lewd

with Kavya will get beaten.

Whether there are 8 people or 80...

makes no difference.

In my place, Mr.

Singh would have done the same.

Can anyone so much

as look at his wife?

My brain is small,

but my heart is big.

If the mechanic can

understand... great.

And, Poplu...

if anyone so much as touches you'll...

I'll bury all of them in Ambala.

Jai Mata Di.

"You didn't do right with me"

"You didn't do right with me"

"By breaking my heart"

"These eyes are regretting it so much"

"These eyes are regretting it so much"

"By bonding with you"

"In my prayers... Oh..."

"Are only good wishes for you..."

"Listen to my proposal of adoration"

"I wait only for you..."

"You are my heart, my very being"

"How do I explain, my dear..."

"My heart is anxious without you"

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Shashank Khaitan

Shashank Khaitan is an Indian film writer and director, known for his work in Hindi cinema. He has directed films like Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania and Badrinath Ki Dulhania, which released in 2017. His work on the latter garnered him a nomination for the Filmfare Award for Best Director. His latest movie Dhadak (2018) is an adaptation of the marathi movie Sairat. more…

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