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I Iove you, come summer, winter

or monsoon, darIing.

CaIIertune baby.

CaIIertune baby.

CaIIertune baby.

CaIIertune baby.

CaIIertune baby.

CaIIertune baby.

CaIIertune baby.

CaIIertune..

Kuwar Amar Nath Singh.

You maybe Ashok Singhania's uncIe..

..and the Singhania Incorporation's

GeneraI Manager.

But you're a big traitor.

You want to take overthe

Singhania famiIy empire!

But you can't kiII Ashok or his father.

Because if either one dies..

..the entire weaIth wiII go to charity.

Your dreams of taking

over can come true..

..onIy if Ashok goes in

coma, Iike his father..

..or Ioses his mentaI stabiIity.

Khan!

I haven't been funding your iIIegaI

scientific experiments..

..aII these years so

you can Iecture me.

Why are you teIIing me

what I aIready know?

Because you don't know that..

..I'm going to fuIfiII your dreams.

With this.

MAD.

MAD.

Mind AItering Drug.

Made from sampIes..

..of different species of dogs.

Whoevertakes a dose of

this mixed with water..

..wiII start thinking that he's a dog!

It fuses with the bIood..

..and aIters the human genes.

And due to that the chromosome

structure..

..of humans get aItered for 24 hours.

Meaning body of a human..

..but mind of a dog.

Are you crazy?

This is your pIan?

I made a big mistake squandering

aII that weaIth on you.

I knew you wouIdn't beIieve me.

Chinku. Pinku.

Stop hoIding each other.

You've met my assistants.

Hi, sir.

My God, you've put on a IittIe weight.

Mr. Kuwar's brought the hoIy

water of Ganges, for you two.

HoIy water of Ganges

How reIigious!

Here, drink.

It works.

It reaIIy works.

Oh my, God! Khan.

How did you do it? You're a genius.

Now wait and watch.

In tomorrow's board meeting..

..I'II turn Ashok Singhania

into a dog..

..in front of aII the board members.

Why are you taking me

to your board meeting?

What wiII I do there?

Oh, come on. Without you,

the board meeting..

..wiII be more Iike 'bored meeting'.

Good morning. - Good morning.

There he is.

HeIIo.

Good morning. - Good morning, sir.

Hi.

What have you done?

What do you mean?

I'm onIy drinking water, uncIe.

That's Ashok's gIass.

What difference does it make?

Sit. Sit.

Sit.

Right, Iet's get on with it. - Sure.

Everybody pIease sit down.

Before we start today's meeting..

..I just want to say thank you.

After dad's unfortunate iIIness..

..none of you ever made me feeI..

..that I can't handIe this

company Iike dad did.

Thank you.

You know..

I know.

Many of you are dad's cIose friends.

And I respect aII of you..

..just as much as I respect my dad.

This company is yours

as much as it's mine.

No. I mean it. Thank you.

What a speech!

Let's aII raise a toast on this note.

WeII, aIcohoI's not aIIowed

in the office.

But..

..why don't we do it with water?

Come on, GentIemen, Iift your gIasses.

Ashok, raise your gIass too.

Cheers. - To Ashok, cheers.

Cheers.

And so..on this wonderfuI note,

Iet's start the meeting.

You'II aII be happy to know..

..that I spoke to Prince

CharIes yesterday.

And he said to me..

Kumar.

Are you okay?

Are you aIright?

I..I am sorry.

So as I was saying, I spoke

to Prince CharIes yesterday.

On the phone he toId me that..

Kumar!

What are you doing? Have you gone mad?

I'm in a board meeting.

Behave yourseIf.

So as I was saying, I spoke

to Prince CharIes yesterday.

And he said to me..

Ashok..Kumar!

What are you two doing?

Mr. Singh, what is this nonsense.

What is happening?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I think we shouId aII go taIk to them.

Come on, come Iet's go taIk

to them. TaIk to them.

Ashok. Kumar.

Ashok.

Ashok. Ashok.

Ashok. Kumar.

Listen. Listen.

Open the door somebody. HeIp.

HeIp me! It's not opening,

the door's jammed.

Stop! Stop!

Sir, I know what's wrong?

Shut up, Srinivasan, you're

just an accountant.

And you aIso wear a wig.

Sir, today's a fuII moon.

Friday the 13th.

Saturn's in its fourth ecIipse.

That's why some peopIe

behave Iike this.

If you don't beIieve me then GoggIe it.

Four years ago, back in my viIIage..

..my cousin brother Ramindran..

..turned to a goat on the same day.

What nonsense?

No, sir. ReaIIy.

Lamb. Lamb ShashIik.

Then what happened?

Nothing, aII the viIIagers were

vegetarians. He survived.

Get to the point, Srinivasan.

Sir, I can handIe this sir.

I know what to do?

Wait.

Tommy.

Tommy.

My cute IittIe doggies.

Tommy sir.

Tommy.

Tommy, I'm your Srinivasan Swami.

Come, come. Meet your mommy.

Who's your papa?

Who's your mother.

Hey rowdy dog, Iet go.

Let go of my Ieg. He peed on me.

Oh my God.

Let go of me.

HeIp!

Where's my hair?

I am quitting the job.

Sir, I cannot do anything.

They are insane, sir.

What's going on? TeII

us. What's going on?

We demand an expIanation.

I am sorry. - We need to know.

GentIemen, I hid the

truth from you aII.

But the truth is in front of everyone.

Ashok and Kumar get such fits.

They get fits.

Fits? - Fits?

What's he taIking about?

Many doctors tried to treat them.

But they have a mentaI condition.

But I promise you, GentIemen.

I'II take them to the best doctors.

Try my best to treat them.

They cannot be treated, sir.

They are insane. They

are compIeteIy mad.

They shouId be sent to a mentaI asyIum.

Yes.

They shouId be thrown

in a mentaI asyIum.

They are mad peopIe. - Crazy.

Sad.

Very sad.

But don't worry.

We'II take compIete care.

Dr. Shivani is a speciaIist

in such unique cases.

Oh, God!

HoId them.

Don't worry, we'II handIe everything.

PIease come, pIease come. Come.

The end is near!

We're aII going to die!

I stiII can't beIieve this.

A rich man Iike Ashok Singhania..

..in our mentaI asyIum,

and in this condition.

Doctor, no one shouId

find out about this?

Yes, of course, Mr. Singh.

You don't worry.

You can reIy on our discretion.

- Thank you.

Doctor, why's there a fence..

..and such high-security here?

That's Ward-B of our mentaI faciIity.

MentaI patient's jaiI.

JaiI? - Yes.

You see, Ward-A is a mentaI hospitaI.

Ward-B a jaiI for mentaI patients.

The UKgovernment sent..

..different types of criminaIIy

insane inmates here..

..who have no chance of improving.

Oh, I see.

AjaiI forthe insane. - ExactIy.

But what do we care?

They don't know what happens in Ward-A.

And we don't know what

happens in Ward-B.

But we do know one thing.

Their jaiIor is just

as crazy as they are.

Anyway, I'II take your

Ieave. Nice meeting you.

Thank you, doctor.

Thank you. - Bye..

You said the effects of your drug

wiII wear off in 24 hours.

And then those two wiII be normaI.

What do we do then? - ReIax.

I've made arrangements forthat.

There's a ward-boy inside

on my payroII.

Every morning he'II keep

giving them that drug.

Then no one can save them.

Good morning Doctors.

PIease sit down.

Doctors, weIcome to B-Wing of

Lord Cray G MentaI AsyIum's..

..on this EducationaI Tour.

I am Dr. Ashok.

And this is my coIIeague Dr. Kumar.

The mentaI patients here

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