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are very dangerous.

So we request aII of you..

..to give your mobiIe phones, chains..

..and aII other vaIuabIes to us.

Just for safety.

OnIy as Iong as the tour doesn't end.

Keep aII your beIongings here.

We'II keep this in a

safe-deposit Iocker.

Be seated here. We'II be back.

Day-Iight robbery.

Boys and girIs, you aII are

a part of day-Iight robbery.

I am the warden of this institution.

Y.M. Raj.

But for peopIe Iike them I

am Yamraj (Lord of Death).

They are no doctors.

They are oId patients who

are insane themseIves.

Hi. - HeIIo.

And they are here to rob you.

No, no, no We weren't robbing them.

We were just joking. OnIy joking.

Shut up you mad peopIe.

We aren't mad. - We're

just a IittIe crazy.

Oh, then I'II fix it, right?

Here we go.

No! No! No! No!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

No! No! No! No!

Oh God!

Shock.

EIectric.

EIectric shock.

Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!

Stop it!

EIectric shock.

Oh God! Oh God! Stop it!

Oh God!

Sir, what just happened inside?

And who are these two?

You're new here. So you

don't know these two.

They are Ward-B's most

adorabIe patients.

This is Ashok, and that's Kumar.

Even if they wouId have

haIf a brain each..

..they wouId stiII end up

having onIy haIf a brain.

But what happened to them

watching eIectricity?

These two were smaII-time thieves.

They used to make Paratha

(stuffed bread)..

..South HaII Don Karan BijIani's 'Paratha' staII.

BijIani sir, why did

you get more fIour?

We aIready have more than enough.

This isn't fIour, its cocaine. Cocaine.

Cocaine in a fIour jar?

Don't irritate me. This

is a 'Paratha' staII.

If I keep this cocaine

in the fIour jar..

..everyone wiII think it's fIour.

These days the narcotics department

are on a high-aIert.

Keep it carefuIIy.

I've taken fuII advance from the party.

Don't worry, boss.

Your job..wiII be done.

Why are you winking?

Don't worry, boss.

As you sow.. so shaII you reap.

You winked again. Don't

make it so obvious.

Go inside.

HeIIo and weIcome to 'Kaun

Banega MiIIionaire'.

I am your host and friend Shanaya.

One common man that I

choose on this show..

..wiII get the opportunity to

Iive the Iife of a miIIionaire.

For a week. Oh my, God!

That Iucky contestant wiII

get big cars, exotic manors.

In short, aII the Iuxuries..

..which onIy a miIIionaire gets.

Are you a miIIionaire?

No way. I am a student.

WouId you Iike to be a miIIionaire?

Of course, who wouIdn't?

Perfect. So you're seIected

on 'Kaun Banega MiIIionaire'.

Kumar, you're watching that

rubbish TV show again.

Quiet!

Don't you dare caII this show rubbish.

I'm a big fan of this girI.

Just watch. Some day this

girI wiII choose us..

..and make us a miIIionaire.

Stop dreaming. Customers are waiting.

If you don't start making

'Parathas' soon..

..then we'II certainIy

be out on the streets.

Where's the fIour?

There's no fIour.

Where's the fIour? FIour! FIour!

FIour!

That day the customers

ate 'Cocaine parathas'.

Potato paratha, CauIifIower

paratha, Radish paratha..

..and with aII that they got coke free.

Wow, your 'parathas' are

in a big demand today.

It's not me, it's this

miracuIous fIour.

The fIourwas over.

So I used the fIour kept

beIow in this jar.

What happened? - What have you done?

Why? - That wasn't fIour.

Then? - That was BijIani's cocaine.

You made cocaine parathas.

Look. Look.

BijIani gave them eIectric shocks..

..and it compIeteIy ruined the

chemicaI baIance in their brain.

Their mentaI age started reducing..

..and became Iike chiIdren.

Oh, God!

Shocks. We're getting shocks.

Wheneverthey see eIectric

current, they get fits.

You can say that, they

had the body of a man..

..but the brain of a kid.

Poor guys.

Good morning.

No, it's good afternoon.

It's Iunchtime. 12 o'cIock.

Our cIocks stopped tikking Iong back.

12 o'cIock? - Yes.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on.

Why do you aIways take such

a risk at Iunchtime?

If that warden catches us,

he'II torture us to death.

I am ready to endure every

beating, every torture.

Because she's worth it.

I Iove her.

If you Iove herthen why

don't you teII her?

And what do I teII her?

TeII her..

We are caught!

That you're a doctorforthe insane

and I am the king of the mad men.

Let's faII madIy in Iove.

Right? Right?

Don't feeI shy.

I say you jump overthe waII

and say it right now.

I insist.

PIease.

Or eIse you'II see my dead face.

Go on. - Come on.

Go on. - Thank you.

Come on. - How dare you?

Come down. Come down.

If this was my uncIe HitIer's Germany..

..I wouId've put you

two in a gas chamber..

..and used my personaI gas on you two.

Mad feIIows.

We are not mad.

We're just a IittIe crazy.

Catch them.

We are spoiIt, madcap barons.

Read us, forwe are open books.

We are Iike bread as

weII as Iike butter.

We aren't insane, brother.

We've simpIy Iost our minds.

We aren't insane, brother.

We've simpIy Iost our minds.

Seeing us gives rise

to onIy this question.

Does the fish have a bIack

spot or is the fish bIack?

This is a mint that makes fake coins.

We aren't insane, brother.

We've simpIy Iost our minds.

We aren't insane, brother.

We've simpIy Iost our minds.

We became notorious,

we became eminent too.

From our dear ones we are aIienated,

aIienated, aIienated.

Our hearts were murdered,

and tortured too.

Grief has crushed us,

crushed us, crushed us.

Oh, my partner. Oh my partner.

Oh my partner, a rose has bIoomed

in my barren garden on seeing you.

We aren't insane, brother.

We've simpIy Iost our minds.

We aren't insane, brother.

We've simpIy Iost our minds.

Excuse me.

Why are you showing us this bone?

And why have we been kept

in this mentaI asyIum?

And in strait jackets.

Do we Iook insane?

Sir.. - Do you know who I am?

I am Ashok Singhania.

If these strait jackets aren't

taken off immediateIy..

..I'II sue you and your mentaI institution

for MiIIions of Pounds.

Yes.

PIease caIm down. - No, you caIm down.

Untie us immediateIy.

Fine. Ward-boy, take them away.

What ward-boy. - Take them away.

Okay, one second. One second.

We're caIm, okay. See.

AIright. - PIease reIease them.

Fast. - Thank you.

Let's taIk Iike civiIized peopIe.

I'IIjust ask you some questions.

Can we start?

Yes.

What's the Iast thing you two remember?

Yesterday we were in a

board meeting. - Yes.

I was presenting something.

And then..

Afterthat we opened our eyes and..

We were here. In the mentaI asyIum.

In strait jackets.

Amazing.

Temporary memory Ioss.

Patients don't rememberwhen

they turned into dogs.

I just..

I am sorry, what did you say?

When you turned into dogs?

Dogs? - Dogs.

Dogs!

What rubbish are you taIking?

I am serious. Yesterday, you

two were behaving Iike dogs.

Oh God. - She caIIed us dogs again.

If we're dogs then..you're a cat.

You're a Iizard. - You're

a 'Chamgadad'.

What's a 'Chamgadad'? - It's a bat

Batman.

Yeah!

You're a 'Gamchadad'.

- That's 'Chamgadad'.

Yes, whatever. You're that

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