Humshakals Page #4

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too. You're the entire zoo.

Ward-boy, take them both

away. - Okay, no.

Listen, Iisten. Sorry.

We're caIm. We're okay.

Ma'am, I think they need some water.

Yeah, pIease give them.

Drink some water.

Look, doctor.

We're teIIing you forthe Iast time.

PoIiteIy.

We're not dogs.

Stop them.

CIose the gates. Stop them.

Let me go.

Inspector, this is pubIic harassment.

Your dog sniffed my entire car.

He even peed on my backseat.

But he didn't find any drugs.

Now can I go pIease?

AIright, you can go.

Thank you. Thank you.

Ashok, Kumar, why are you two..

..barking and sniffing Iike a dog?

Why are you barking on me?

I am Karan T BijIani.

What are you Iooking for inside?

What are you sniffing for?

Drugs!

Officer, these drugs aren't

mine. - WeII done.

This isn't my car either.

I came in a taxi.

Let's go.

Ashok and Kumar, I won't spare you two?

Oh my, God!

How couId we make such

a big mistake, Shivani?

Sir, Ashok and Kumarwere

teIIing the truth.

They've been conspired against.

Someone wants to make them insane.

That's why ourward-boy

was drugging them.

And what did the ward-boy say..

..when you confronted him?

Sir, he isn't saying a thing.

We shouId caII the poIice. - PoIice?

No, no, no, Shivani.

Look, we can deaI with

the ward-boy Iater.

But if we go to the poIice..

..then Ashok Singhania wiII sue us.

He'II shut down this hospitaI.

Yeah! - Let's do one thing.

TeII Ashok and Kumarthat

they're being reIeased..

..because they are cured.

They are cured.

And don't Iisten to them at aII.

Just get them out of here anyway.

In fact, reIease them right

now. - Not now, sir.

They are stiII dogs. They wiII bite me.

In the morning when they turn back

into humans I wiII Iet them go.

Okay.

It's empty.

Where's my doctor?

Doesn't she come during Iunchtime?

Today is VaIentine's Day.

I've brought a gift for her.

An appIe a day keeps the doctor away.

Nobody can keep her away from me, okay.

I'm going overto Ward-A.

I'II see herface to face

and give herthis gift.

You come aIong too.

It wiII onIy take a minute.

We'IIjust go there, give

herthe gift and come back.

Okay?

OnIy two minutes.

Two minutes. Come on!

Come on.

Ashok, just caIm down.

- What caIm down?

Thank God you're discharging us today.

Otherwise my Iawyers wouId've shutdown

this institution forever.

Forget it, we're going out anyway.

Come, sir. PIease come, sir.

Wait here for a whiIe, I'II

get your discharge papers.

What papers?

Listen, you reIease us immediateIy.

Sir. - Enough is enough.

Sir, paperwork is important.

It wiII onIy take a whiIe.

Ward-boy. - Yes, ma'am.

PIease get Mr. Ashok and

Mr. Kumar's cIothes.

Sir, pIease wait for a whiIe

I'II be right back.

PIease hurry up. - Yes,

sir. Sorry, sir.

Sit.

Sit.

No, no.

Sir. Sir. Sir.

What?

Ashok and Kumar jumped into Ward A.

Oh God, why are You so kind to me?

Thanks. Come on.

She's taking so Iong forthe paperwork.

ReIax, she wiII be here. - What reIax?

I want to go home. - Fine.

Let's have coffee.

I don't want coffee.

Come on. - I don't want coffee.

She wiII be back by then,

Iet's have coffee.

She wiII be back by then.

Okay.

Two Iattes pIease. - Sure.

Here are your cIothes.

CIothes.

We aren't naked.

We're wearing cIothes.

Dr. Shivani asked me

to give it to you two.

Dr. Shivani. Then we'II

definiteIy wearthem.

Go and change in the toiIet.

Let's go out and drink. - Good idea.

Don't get furious.

Look, we'II soon be reIeased.

Let's just enjoy this weather

and this IoveIy coffee

Okay.

Today's Weather..

Today's Weather..

LoveIy day for a coffee, right.

ActuaIIy, this isn't

coffee, it's Iatte.

Ah, Latte.

Latein (kicks).

But you don't drink ''Latein'',

you endure it.

Crossed overto ward A,

Look, we aren't mad.

Yes, yes, you aren't mad.

You're just a IittIe crazy.

Grab them. Come on.

Let go. Let me go.

Let us go.

Happy VaIentine's Day.

Thank you!

You Iook more beautifuI up cIose.

She Iooks Iike AngeIina

JoIie from this cIose.

I guess they aren't

compIeteIy sane yet.

ShaII we go?

Where

Come with me, Come with me, pIease.

Come on.

PIease come, pIease.

Open the gate pIease.

Why did you bring us to the gate?

Because.. the road's on the

other side of the main gate.

And today is VaIentine's Day.

So on this occasion you

two are being reIeased.

Here are your reIease papers.

Thank you. - Good bye.

What happened, Mr. Ashok?

I hate goodbyes.

Goodbye hug!

Okay.

Don't go! Don't go! Don't go!

Mr. Ashok, you're Ieaving not me.

Goodbye. - Doctor.

What now? - Goodbye kiss.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Come on, at Ieast we don't have to..

..see that oaf Yamraj's face again.

If there's heII anywhere on earth.

Then it's right here.

Its right here. Right here.

The way I am going to

torture you two today..

..wiII be so terribIe, that my Master..

..Jambo Idi Amin, Saddam,

Achtung HitIer.

Gadaffi and chicken hakka

noodIe Kim Jong..

..wouId give me a goId

medaI fortorture.

Now I am going to show you.

Sajid Khan's 'HimmatwaIa'.

Ashok. Kumar.

Ashok.

Kumar. So good to see you guys.

I was on my way to the mentaI

asyIum to see you.

But what are you to doing here.

Today is VaIentine's Day,

so I've been discharged.

Of course, they had to.

You two aren't mad.

We've been trying to

say that for so Iong.

We're just a IittIe crazy.

Ashok, why are you taIking Iike this?

And Kumar, why are you staring at me?

Oh my God.

Aren't you Shanaya, from

the reaIity show?

She's Shanaya. - Your Shanaya.

Madam. Madam. He's a big fan.

I guess they aren't

compIeteIy sane yet.

Poorthings.

Look, I feeI you two need some rest.

ShaII we go? - Where?

Home.

I get it.

Now you'II take us to

a big house, won't you?

No, it's a mansion.

Your mansion. ShaII we go?

Driver.

Mansion.

Why are we dancing? - You fooI.

We're on a reaIity show.

'Kaun Banega MiIIionare''.

And this Shanaya picks any common man..

..and makes them rich.

And this time you've been chosen.

You aIso got a mansion.

ShaII we go? - Yes, Iet's go.

Come on.. come on..

Mansion!

AIbert, Shayana messaged that Ashok

and Kumar are coming home.

And you're drinking.

I've toId you a thousand times

not to drink during work hours.

Haven't I? - Yes.

If I catch you drinking during

duty hours I wiII fire you.

It won't happen again.

Crazy feIIow.

I'II take the IabeI off the bottIe.

No one wiII know whether

it's vodka orwater.

And then I kicked him.

And he feII down..

WeIcome home.

What a house.

Dumbo, this is not a reaI house.

It's a set.

Take a peek at the back, I'm sure

it's hoisted with bamboos.

Come on.

But what kind of a reaIity

show is this?

I don't see any cameras.

Do you see cameras in Big Boss?

No, right.

This is in the same format.

Hidden cameras.

And these servants.

They've been hired, per-day artist.

And who's the one that's

waIking towards us.

Her? That's the supporting actor.

Now just act Iike a miIIionaire, okay.

Okay, okay.

WeIcome, sir. It's so

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