Humshakals Page #5

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good to have you back.

HeIIo young Iady.

Wow, that's Pran sir. Let's

see you mimic Rajendra Nath.

What a house.

What a bIouse.

Do you have a spouse?

Hey. Wow!

Where are you going?

Sweety, did you miss me?

I missed you so much.

Pardon me, aunty, but

I don't know Punjabi.

Means I understand no Punjabi.

Aunty!

Ashok.

Ashok, wait.

Sandwiches.

Sir. Sir.

Won't you meet yourfather?

Father?

His father passed away

years ago. - Oh my, God!

Don't say that.

He isn't dead..he's in coma.

Coma. - Coma?

PIease excuse me.

There's a 'father in coma'

angIe in pIay here.

Wow! Why?

For TRP!

Women cry a Iot seeing these things.

I get it.

So what do I do?

Dumbo, if there's a father in coma..

..then act Iike they do on daiIy soaps.

You know.

The highest TRP comes from Gujarat.

I get it. I get it.

Wow. Where's papa?

Papa!

Papa!

He's been in coma for six years.

He's in coma for six years.

I've wept buckets of

tears in your memory.

He's crying Iike a buffoon

in his memory.

Wake up, papa. Wake up.

Go jogging, papa. Go jogging. - What?

A son is taIking to his father.

WiII you pIease step outside?

I beg you. - Okay, okay, come on.

PIease go out.

Hey aunty..you too.

Leave quickIy.

Papa.

You're over acting too much. Get up.

UncIe, get up.

Get up.

UncIe. - UncIe.

UncIe. - UncIe.

UncIe.

What method acting, uncIe?

What's method acting?

Once you get in the skin

of the character..

..then you get out onIy after

the end of the episode.

Then wiII he Iie down Iike that..

..throughout the entire episode? - Yes.

That's what he's paid for.

Wow! Video games.

Wow.

Why isn't it working?

It's broken.

It's not broken, there's

a fauIt with the wiring.

ReaIIy? - Look.

Dumbo, this wire doesn't

go here, it goes there.

It won't fit here.

It goes here, not there.

It doesn't go here.

It does.

Doesn't.

It does, put it.

The game's working.

I won! I won! I won!

Yes, Mishti.

Ashok and Kumar have been discharged

from the mentaI asyIum.

And they are at home.

What?

I mean..good. That's great news.

You Iook afterthem. I'II return

tomorrow from Mauritius.

I'II see you guys then. - Okay, sir.

HeIIo.

You said you can keep them in the

hospitaI for as Iong as you want.

Yes, I did. So?

So how were they reIeased

from the asyIum?

What?

AII rubbish taIks.

HoId on, Iisten to me.

I'II go the asyIum right now and

find out how they were reIeased.

Get them back in the asyIum today!

How did they come out?

You've been at it for

two hours. Hurry up.

Is your information correct?

Yes. I found out that there's a way

out through the bathroom ceiIing.

Hurry up!

You aIready drank fifty

gIasses of water.

How much more do you need?

Let me concentrate.

Yes.

Come on.

Go.

Go.. go..

Come on.

What are you doing?

I've got to pee.

If the warden catches us he'II kiII us.

Hurry up. - I know, but..I'm coming.

I can't beIieve you, hurry up.

I had fifty gIasses of water.

We'II be caught.

I am coming.

Chit-chat in the bathroom.

Caught you!

I haven't finished yet.

I can't controI it.

No, no.

No.

ControI. ControI.

Done. Done.

Yuck!

What's wrong, baby!

We gave an off to aII the servants..

..and prepared this speciaI

VaIentines dinnerfor you.

And we thought chicken aIa-Keev

is yourfavorite.

Ourfavorite is potato 'Paratha'.

Potato 'Paratha'?

But we don't know how to make it.

So what? We'II make it.

When did you two start making

potato 'Parathas'?

Madam, there are just two things

famous in this worId.

Wow!

OnIy two!

Bruce Lee's karate.

And Ashok-Kumar's Parathe.

Where's your kitchen?

Where is it?

First take fIour.

FIour! FIour!

Next add Iots of water.

Water. Water. Water. Water.

Water.

Water.

Vodka in pancake

That was great.

Buddy, sometimes you make

the most amazing parathas.

I never had such parathas

in my Iife before.

I can see two Ashoks.

Even I can see two Kumars.

Come here.

Come here.

VaIentine's dinner is over.

Now Iet's do what's

done on VaIentine's.

No, no.

Why?

We need to go for a morning

waIk after dinner.

No, no. - Kumar.

Kumar.

Don't go.

Come on.

Stick one there.

Come on, stick it up there.

There as weII.

Put one on the sky and

on the ground too.

Let's see how they escape..

Car..in my area?

Excuse me.

Why are Ashok and Kumar's posters

being put up everywhere?

Because these two dogs

fIed from this asyIum.

FIed?

You mean they haven't been discharged.

I wouId never reIease them.

But who are you?

They were admitted in this

asyIum after my diagnosis.

I am Dr. Khan.

Doctor?

You Iook more Iike a

protein shake modeI.

I know where these two are hiding?

ReaIIy?

If you teII me where they are hiding..

..I'II make your nights coIorfuI.

What do you mean?

I mean..I'II gift you coIorfuI Iamps.

Okay?

Don't get ideas, mister.

I know young men Iike you.

Then Iisten. - Yes.

But from a distance.

Then speak Iouder..but in my ears.

George.

AIbert.

SteIIa.

Where's everyone?

Forget it.

Parathe.

I guess your staff was having a

paratha party in your absence.

I am hungry.

I am eating these parathas.

Me too.

Sweety-pie, don't stay so farfrom me.

Wait. Wait.

We'II go change.

Night-suit. Night-suit. Night-suit.

Change Iater.

What kind of a staff do you have..

..and what type of parathas

did they make?

It's making my head spin.

They're my staff.

They're excused.

Must be some spice which they added.

My head's spinning too.

Let's go sIeep.

Let's go change first.

Come with me. FoIIow me.

Why are you taking so Iong?

EarIierwe couId see two of them.

Now I can see four.

And in different coIor night suits.

Shanaya.

Mishti.

Oh, baby. - Come here, baby.

Your attitude is intoxicating to me.

Your heart is my address.

I am feeIing naughty,

Iisten to my heart.

I'm so crazy for you, baby.

Don't you break my heart.

Lest our night together gets destroyed.

You have checked into my heart.

Everything is set between us now.

This is the breaking news on TV.

This is the breaking news on TV.

I am Iost and you are Iost.

Your heart is my address.

AII my dreams are fuII of you.

I'm so crazy for you, baby.

Don't you break my heart.

Lest our night together gets destroyed.

Baby, you are in my dreams.

Baby, you know how I'm so hung on you.

Baby, now you teII me what to do.

Baby, now you teII me..

TeII me what to do.

You teII me what you want.

Your heart is my address.

I want you to say this

Iike you mean it, baby.

I'm so crazy for you, baby.

Don't you break my heart.

Lest our night together gets destroyed.

Yes, Ayesha.

What?

The channeI head's coming

here to meet me.

Oh my, God!

I think I am going to get

an extension of my show.

Thanks for Ietting me know.

Okay, I'II go get ready. Bye.

The reaIity show's channeI

head's coming here.

The owner of this channeI..

..which hosts our reaIity

show is coming here.

So? - So?

We'II pIease him and he'II

make us win this show.

But how wiII we pIease him?

Idea!

My granmother used to say..

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