Humshakals Page #6

---

..if you want to pIease someone

then butter him up.

Look.

I guess that's him.

Sir.

Sir.

These two are stiII here?

Stupid Khan couIdn't do a simpIe job.

Ashok. Kumar.

Sir. Come, sir. - You two..

Come. Come, sir. Sit.

Come, sir. Sit.

Sir, you're so handsome.

What a suit, sir. Sir,

shouIder massage?

Sir, head massage?

What sir?

Ashok. Kumar. Are you two aIright?

We're absoIuteIy fine, sir.

Sir, your reaIity show 'Kaun

Banega MiIIionaire'..

..is just fantastic.

ReaIity show?

Ashok. Kumar.

You do know who I am? - Of course, sir.

Everyone knows who you are.

You're the owner of ChanneI 9.

When Shivani reIeased

us from the asyIum..

..and Shanaya chose us as

participants we knew..

That our Iuck's going to change.

Our Iuck's going to change.

We can dance too, sir.

See, we're such good contestants.

We even have good set of teethes.

Look at our muscIes, sir.

What are you two doing?

Look at us fight.

And Iook at this, sir.

What are you two doing?

And, Iook at this amazing death scene.

Ready? Ready?

What are you guys doing?

We showed you everything.

PIease Iet us win this show.

Let us win this show.

Look..we can do anything

to win this show.

What do you two mean? What can I do?

I get it. I get it. - What can I do?

You won't agree so easiIy.

What are you doing?

What are you two doing?

What are you doing?

We're buttering you, sir.

It's absoIuteIy fresh, sir.

Made from buffaIo's miIk.

What nonsense is this?

We even buttered you up now.

PIease Iet us win the show.

PIease, sir. - Okay, okay, okay. Fine.

Oh, God!

PIease Iet us win, sir. - I'II

show you anothertrick.

Look.

Look.

I'II puII this tabIe-cIoth out..

..and none of the utensiI

wiII faII. Okay.

Abracadabra..hocus-pocus.

They are compIeteIy mad.

It worked the Iast time.

There were no utensiIs

on the tabIe Iast time.

HeIIo. - Khan.

Did you find out how Ashok and Kumar..

..were reIeased from the mentaI asyIum?

ActuaIIy, they weren't reIeased..

..they had escaped.

But Iast night, I brought

them back to the asyIum..

..with the heIp of the warden.

Then teII me something you rascaI.

What are those two doing

in garden right now?

What?

I mean they are right here.

But how's that possibIe?

They are right before my eyes

in the asyIum's B-wing.

What nonsense.

HonestIy.

Come and see for yourseIf.

What?

What are you bIabbering?

Those two are here?

Do you know what they've

done to me at home?

They buttered my face.

What..

UncIe!

Ashok.

Thank God you're here.

What's happening with us?

Why are we in a mentaI asyIum?

And..we were reIeased.

So why are we being kept here?

Ashok. Kumar. I am so

sorry about aII this.

This..is certainIy the doing

of our rivaI companies.

But you two don't worry.

I wiII do my best to get

you two out of here.

And when I find out who

drugged your gIasses..

..during the board meeting,

I won't spare him.

I wiII get you two out of

here at any cost, okay.

I'II be back.

UncIe.

How did you know our

gIasses were drugged?

Son..the doctortoId me.

How couId I not see this coming?

You're behind aII this.

No, no, Ashok. Of course not.

Dad's in coma.

I am in jaiI.

So who wiII run the company?

You!

And the company's cIause states that..

..if you Iose your mentaI

baIance, then..

You'II be given the temporary

power of attorney.

And soon..it wiII be permanent.

Caught me! Caught me! Caught me!

FinaIIy you two saw my true coIors.

But..Iook at the irony of Iife.

I am the one that's caught red-handed..

..and you two are behind bars.

Yes, I dosed you with that drug.

And that drug was prepared by Dr. Khan.

He's a big rascaI..

..Kunwar Amar Nath Singh.

KANS. (mythoIogicaI viIIain)

So how can you expect

any goodness from him?

In the next board meeting..

..I'II be the new boss of Singhania

Group of Industries.

And you..wiII officiaIIy handover

the entire property to me.

Now you'II ask how.

We have your Iook-aIikes.

And right now..

..they are at your house.

And it's no rocket science

to understand..

..that they are the

reaI mentaI patients.

And you're being heId

here in their pIace.

You know what I mean.

Two DoubIe roIes.

And coincidentIy, do you

know what their names are?

Ashok..and Kumar!

Now..I'm going to use

those stupid doubIes..

..and seize the entire property.

And yes..after Iast night's

'great escape'..

..there's no chance of escaping again.

Because aII the security

Iocks have been changed.

Now you two wiII rot here.

See you guys Iike..

Never!

I've seen and heard everything.

What are you doing?

I want to show you two something.

Come with me

Consider me a friend. Come on.

Come.

There aren't just two Iook-aIikes here.

There are three.

This is the most dangerous..

..and insane patient

of this institution.

That's why he's been

kept in secret ward C.

Johnny!

When I saw your uncIe, I couIdn't

beIieve my eyes either.

Just Iike you two can't beIieve it.

Get ready KANS.

If you have our Iook-aIikes ..

..then we've your Iook-aIike.

The reaI fun begins.

Ashok. Kumar.

Cyrus has toId me everything..

..that happened with you.

Somehow I feeI very guiIty.

Confused by your Iook-aIikes..

..I reIeased the other Ashok and Kumar.

Now that you know everything..

..I'm sure you understand that..

..how important Johnny's for us.

Doctor, if we train Johnny

to act Iike my uncIe..

..then wiII you heIp

us get out of here?

Of course.

I am with you. - Thank you.

HoId on.

No one can heIp anyone here.

I admit that I took you to see Johnny..

..but I don't think he's

of any use to you.

Why? - He's got 3rd stage OCD

What? 3rd stage OCD? - Yes, doctor.

3rd stage? OCD?

What's that?

OCD. Obsessive CompuIsive Disorder.

An iIIness to stay cIean.

They are scared of germs. Wear gIoves.

Yes, but that's stage one.

Stage two patients are

a threat to themseIves.

Like..they'II rub soap so hard..

..that they'II bIeed themseIves.

But stage three.

Stage three cases are very rare.

AImost one in a miIIion.

Their condition is so worse..

..that if someone sneezes, they feeI..

..he's trying to kiII them

by spreading germs.

They attack to kiII.

What?

And Johnny has aIready attacked

seventeen peopIe.

What nonsense.

If someone sneezes Johnny

wiII kiII him?

Yes. - Yes.

And anyway, how can you use someone..

..who attacks even if someone sneezes?

SimpIe.

We won't sneeze.

PIease don't sneeze.

Don't sneeze.

Don't sneeze.

Don't..

Why wiII I sneeze?

PIease, Ieave it to us.

Hi, Johnny.

I am Ashok, this is Kumar.

Hi.

We're from Ward-B.

ActuaIIy, our Iook-aIikes

are in Ward-B.

ActuaIIy, they aren't in Ward-B either.

They are at hour home.

And we're stuck in their pIace instead.

And the one that got us in here..

..has a Iook-aIike too.

Do you know who?

You!

Now we've two choices.

Eitherwe spend the rest

of our Iives here..

..and turn crazy ourseIves.

Orwe take revenge from the man..

..that got us in here.

And if we chose the second option..

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes