Humshakals Page #7

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..then we'II need your heIp.

And if you heIp us, Johnny..

..then I promise to get you treated..

..by the best doctors in the worId.

I'II take you some pIace..

..where you're treated

Iike a human being

A pIace..which is absoIuteIy cIean.

Where there's no dirt.

No germs.

Where no one wiII ever sneeze.

I hate germs.

I hate germs.

Johnny..

Open the door. Open the

door. - Get out! Get out!

I hate germs!

It's not opening, it's jammed.

Open the door.

He's gone berserk. Open it quickIy.

I hate germs!

I hate germs! - I am sorry.

I am sorry, Johnny.

Johnny..son..Iisten to me. Let's taIk.

No, no, no, no.

PIease stop, Johnny. - LoIIypop.

PIease stop, Johnny. - LoIIypop.

LoIIypop.

Get up.

Saved.

He Ioves IoIIypop.

What?

Johnny.

WiII you heIp us?

Did you catch anything? - No.

And you? - Yes.

What? - This rod.

Ashok. Kumar.

Sir, you.

Where were you? - You ran away.

I've been Iooking aII

overthe house for you.

And you two are fishing

in this artificiaI pond.

Sir, we're catching fish for you.

Butterfish, Indian SaImon.

MackereI. Prawns.

Shut up!

What is this? What are you two doing?

You said 'shirt up', so

we puIIed our 'shirt-up'.

Lower it. PuII it down.

Are you here to puII such antics..

..orwin the show?

Win the show. - Then stop aII this.

I've to start yourtraining.

What training, sir?

Yourtraining to be a miIIionaire.

Do you want to win this reaIity show?

Yes.

You do want to make one miIIion

Pounds, don't you?

Yes, sir.

Our channeI has received

thousands of sms'.

PeopIe reaIIy Iove you.

Wow!

What..what are you two doing?

Again. Stop. Stop it.

Stand straight.

If you behave Iike this,

wear such cIothes..

..then you'II be disquaIified.

- Sorry, sir.

From today I'm coming on

this reaIity show too.

You?

But..not as the channeI head.

But as Ashok's uncIe.

His mother's..

Brother.

His uncIe.

In-short, you've to do as I say.

Without asking any questions. Okay.

Okay. - Sir, we'II do as you say.

Just Iet us win this show.

Let us win. - I wiII.

Let go.

Nonsense.

Just wait and watch.

When you two attend aII

the board meetings..

..and parties with me, the

worId wiII be shocked..

..when I say..

GentIemen, I proudIy present to you..

..Kuwar Amar Nath Singh.

Respected members of the board.

I'm pIeased to teII you that..

..Ashok and Kumar are

compIeteIy cured now.

So I wouId Iike to request aII of you..

..to once again handover

the power of attorney..

..to Ashok Singhania.

BriIIiant. - Yes.

UncIe.

Take it.

Thank you.

Come on. Very good.

Now get back to your ceIIs..

..before that Yamraj comes here.

You spoke my name.

You thought of me.

Sir, pIease don't torture us.

We beg you.

But I have nothing to spare.

Boys, you know the driII.

Come on.

Don't touch him. Don't touch him.

Johnny, go. Go.

Come on, take them away.

HitIer's favorite dish, chicken steak.

A Iot of crazy peopIe Iike you..

..make shoes and cIothes

in the workshop..

..for poor chiIdren of Burma.

And they're shipped from here daiIy.

But..I seII haIf of them right here.

First..I'II torture you three..

..and then ship you off

to Burma in these crates.

No!

No!

I hate germs!

I hate germs!

I hate germs!

I hate germs!

I hate germs!

I hate germs!

I hate germs!

Johnny! No!

Johnny! You wiII kiII him!

I hate germs! - Johnny, stop.

Doctor. Johnny! - I hate germs!

Johnny. LoIIypop.

LoIIypop.

Kumar, Iift him by his arms.

What are you two doing?

He was pIanning to send us to Burma.

Now he'II go to Burma.

Come on, there's a safe way to

escape through the bathroom.

ActuaIIy, the warden's right here.

So we can go out the main-gate.

You can hide in the trunk of my car.

I wiII first cIean the trunk.

Come on. Let's go.

Perfect.

Everything wiII be fine now.

Perfect?

You caII this perfect.

Two days Iaterthat uncIe of yours..

..wiII use your Iook-aIike in

your Mauritius Beach Resort..

..in front of your Board Members..

..and strip you of yourfortune.

You wiII be ruined in two days.

You wiII Iose everything.

And you caII it perfect.

Mishit, is your information correct?

Yes, sir.

I overheard your uncIe discuss

the entire pIan..

..overthe phone with Dr. Khan.

Dinner Party on Friday.

Get-together on Saturday.

And aII important conferences

on Sunday.

That's why I caIIed it perfect.

We won't get a better chance.

The three of them wiII be

together at the same pIace.

And with the board members.

We'II go there..

..and exchange pIaces with our

Iook-aIikes at the right moment.

And then Ashok, Kumar and Kans

wiII attend the conference.

And Johnny, as we discussed.

In the meeting you'II teII the board

members that I am absoIuteIy fine.

And the entire property shouId

be returned to me. Okay?

What about those three then?

Back to the mentaI asyIum..

..where you wiII treat Ashok and Kumar.

And what about Kans.

He'II rot in Ward-C forever.

Good pIan. Done?

Done. - Done.

Done. - Not done.

Why? - If anyone sees you

with your Iook-aIike..

..then it'II be hard to recognize

which is the reaI one.

Fine, then we'II go there in disguise.

Done?

Done.

Done. - Done.

Not done. - What now?

Because aII the bookings are strictIy

done for company empIoyees..

..and board members.

Each person is accounted for.

So..you can't go there

in disguise either.

Sir, there's one way.

I had a word with the

resort managertoday.

And they are hiring waitresses.

If you don't mind..

So?

You can go there disguised

as waitresses.

What?

By the way, it's not a bad option.

You three wiII Iook reaIIy cute..

..in a waitress outfit.

It's not funny, doctor.

There's no otherway, guys.

This is your onIy chance

to take revenge on Kans.

Don't Iet it sIip.

So done?

Done.

Done.

Done!

I'II wear a red frock.

Ladies and GentIemen, can I

have your attention pIease.

Thank you.

To aII our board members

and theirfamiIies..

..a warm weIcome to Mauritius.

Here, we're dressed as girIs.

What next?

Now go and fIirt with those three.

And renderthem unconscious

with chIoroform.

Wow. Is it so simpIe?

Why wouId anyone fIirt with us?

Because of this.

Pheromones.

What are pheromones?

Haven't you seen that ad where..

..the boy sprays a perfume on himseIf

and aII the girIs go crazy?

It's something Iike that..for boys.

Oh my, God.

You're a ceIebrity, aren't you?

I know you. You're Kumar.

You used to make 'Parathas'

at South HaII.

I used to, but now I am a miIIionaire.

MiIIionaire.

You aren't my husband.

What do you mean? -

Means..I'm a big fan.

Every time I ate your Paratha..

..it made me feeI Iike I

had grown 'Par' (wings).

PIease, can I have one

autograph and one pic?

No autograph. I am hungry.

I'II go have the buffet.

- Where are you going?

I mean..the buffet's that way.

Where?

Where?

This way. See.

Baby doII. You're absoIuteIy right.

The buffet's right here.

Someone might see us here.

This isn't right.

I can't do any better in this pIace.

When do you want it? - What?

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