Humshakals Page #8

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Autograph.

Oh! I was scared.

Listen.

My pen and paper is in the cabin.

Come to my cabin.

'Good deeds need no invitation.'

But no smooch here.

Come on. - Let's go.

Come on. - Let's go.

Come on. - Let's go.

Oh my, God. I am so sorry.

I am so sorry, I ruined your shirt.

Then cIean it.

Not here, come with

me..to the washroom.

I'II cIean it up.

Your perfume's reaIIy nice.

It's awakening the animaI in me.

I bought it at the duty-free.

Enough about duty-free..

..when is this beauty going to be free?

In a whiIe.

Then make me another drink.

This is the IocaI stuff.

I've got the internationaI

stuff with me.

At the back, in the corner.

Then Iet's go in the corner.

By the way, what name shouId I write?

My name is Sona.

GoId in EngIish, or sIeep.

SIeep! That's what I want, baby.

What are you doing? I am scared.

What's happened, baby? What's happened?

Rich peopIe Iike you

come here for a break.

And break our hearts instead.

I am not that type of a guy.

Even I am not that type of a guy.

I mean I am not that type of a girI.

Then what type of a girI

are you.. Chandi (SiIver).

Virgin.

Damnit!

Virgin AirIines, siIIy.

I was the airhostess.

But they fired me.

Why did they fire my sweetheart?

One day my ex-boyfriend..

Ex-boyfriend.

Met me on the fIight.

So I yeIIed aIoud.

Hi Jack.

You just hijacked me.

Looking at you I feeI.. if someone

Iike you comes in my Iife.

Then you'II be fIoored.

No, he'II be the father of my kid.

You've a kid, Heera?

No, no.

No one's turned this

bud into a fIower yet.

You're more Iike a cauIifIower.

'Gobi Ka PhooI!' (CauIifIower)

No.. I am a mistake.

I was born in a Iaundry.

Then I'II have to dry-cIean your youth.

By the way what are your vitaI stats?

96-84-96.

Wow..what numbers.

I am big fan of these numbers.

You're sweating so much.

Let me wipe it.

'Oh my, God! The chIoroform

isn't working.'

Don't fear, come near.

Put my passion in third top gear.

Sir, sir, pIease not today. - Why?

Today's my 'Brath' (fast).

- What 'Brath'?

Bad 'Brath'. (Bad breath)!

SmeII it. SmeII it.

SmeII it.

What's this way of making

me smeII your perfume?

This is my favorite

perfume. - Which one?

'Dakaar' (Burp).

Then make me smeII it.

SmeII it. SmeII it.

SmeII it. SmeII it.

Do you feeI giddy?

Why wouId I feeI giddy, darIing?

What are you doing?

PIaying hanky-panky.

Hanky-panky. Hanky-panky.

I want to pIay hanky-panky with you.

No, no, not today.

Tomorrow. - Tomorrow where?

The pIace where no one goes.

If no one goes there, then

why are we going there?

So that..we meet in private.

Okay. I'm going. Bye.

Where are you going, baby?

Let me go.

PIease, Iet me go. I'II see you Iater.

HeIp! HeIp! HeIp! - CaIm down, girIs.

CaIm down. - What happened?

It's true.

AII men are such rascaIs.

- What happened?

No soonerthey see a

girI in short skirt..

..they pounce on her Iike animaIs.

GirIs. GirIs, what happened?

Her chIoroform didn't work. Why?

Oh my God. I just reaIized.

Pheromone kiIIs the

effect of chIoroform.

GirIs. GirIs. GirIs, caIm

down. PIease caIm down.

Tomorrow you keep romancing them..

..and..Ieave the rest to us.

PIease, pIease, sister, don't be Iate.

Otherwise..he won't be

abIe to face anyone.

We see stars in broad dayIight.

AII our aspirations are joIIy.

My heart simpIy wants more of you.

We see stars in broad dayIight.

AII our aspirations are joIIy.

My heart simpIy wants more of you.

Open the window to your heart

open the doorto your heart.

Door, door, door.''

Open the window to your heart

open the doorto your heart.

Door, door, door.''

Your intentions are very deviIish.

My youth is unavaiIabIe.

I am a fragiIe beIIe. Do not tease me.

Our story wiII onIy Iast

a coupIe of seconds.

I know your intent. I

know you inside out.

I won't beIieve you no

matterwhat you say.

My heart's guitar beckons you.

AII our aspirations are joIIy.

My heart simpIy wants more of you.

''Open the window to your heart

open the doorto your heart.

Door, door, door.''

There is taIk that you are a fIirt.

You Iook one way and aim the otherway.

Go away for you won't succeed with me.

Your eyes are wicked and you

have an uIterior motive.

I am the princess of angeIs.

My freedom is dearto me.

You are totaI disaster, my dear.

The beIIs of Iove toII.

AII our aspirations are joIIy.

My heart simpIy wants more of you.

Open the window to your heart

open the doorto your heart.

Door, door, door.''

Open the window to your heart

open the doorto your heart.

Door, door, door.''

Baby doII.

Mister, why did you bring

me on the terrace?

Jacuzzi.

The water in the Jacuzzi's warm.

So what are we waiting for?

Look, I am an Indian girI.

I cannot do aII this

before marriage. Yes.

Then why don't we take

rounds of the Jacuzzi.

Shut up!

WeIcome to my casting.. - Ouch!

Ouch!

These Indian cIothes don't

Iook good on you at aII.

Let's take them off.

Mister. What are you doing?

Don't do this. Don't be so crueI.

Mister. Oh my, God!

I feII down.

You reaIIy are very IowIy.

Mister, don't do it.

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Shock! Shock!

Oh, God!

Shock! Shock!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Oh, God! Oh, God! - Run! Run!

Shock! Shock!

Oh, God!

What happened? Where did those two go?

They ran out screaming. - Why?

I don't know. Those two are crazy.

Very good, our job just got easier.

Let's change cIothes quickIy we've

to get to the board meeting.

I wonderwhat's happening with Johnny.

You can't do anything

now. The bed's broken.

You're a bed yourseIf, darIing.

No I am not, I am a sister.

And I am very sinister.

Don't come any cIoser.

Don't come any cIoser.

I'm no good to you. Don't

come any cIoser.

Don't sneeze!

I hate germs!

I hate germs!

I hate germs!

He sneezed again.

He sneezed again. Run.

HeIp. HeIp.

He sneezed again. HeIp me.

Why does every woman run away from me?

I'm getting Iate forthe meeting.

I hope Johnny's ready.

Ready?

Ready?

ShaII we?

Let's go.

HeIp. - Johnny.

HeIp. - Johnny, wait.

Johnny, what are you doing here?

You shouId be upstairs with uncIe Kans.

He threw me on the bed. I feII down.

He sneezed.

I hit him. Then he Iied down.

I can't do it.

It's aIright. Now do one thing.

Go inside. Here.

Take these cIothes.

Get changed and take your

pIace in the conference.

Ashok and Kumar must be

waiting for you, right?

WiII anyone sneeze there?

Not at aII.

Okay.

Good boy.

Good boy.

Good morning.

Sorry forthe deIay, GentIemen.

PIease sit down.

Distinguished members of the Board.

The agenda of this meeting..

..is to discuss the future Ieadership..

..of the Singhania Group of Companies.

As you aII know, due to their iIIness..

..they had strange fits, they

were sent to a asyIum.

They had to undergo treatment.

Doctors say there's been..

..considerabIe improvement

in their condition.

Johnny's acting reaIIy weII.

But..not enough to handIe

the companies.

What?

I want that the temporary

power of attorney..

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