Humshakals Page #9
..vested with me shouId
be made permanent.
And Ashok Singhania himseIf
wiII say this.
Ashok.
TeII them.
This is what happens
if you trust a madman.
We were sent to the mentaI asyIum but
I think uncIe's getting the fits.
What? Ashok?
We're just as crazy as aII of you.
I am absoIuteIy fine, GentIemen.
And I want my power of attorney..
..to be rightfuIIy returned to me.
Ashok? - AIright?
Now aII those in favor
pIease raise your hands.
Thank you.
What are you aII doing?
It's the question of
our company's future.
PIease Iower your hands. Lowerthem.
Down. PIease, down.
I think Ashok's getting fits again.
Ashok, you were just saying..
..that you can't even ride a cycIe,
Iet aIone run a company.
Hey uncIe, enough of you.
You think we'IIjust Iisten
quietIy to whatever you say.
Kumar, stay out of this.
Why shouId he stay out of this?
Because he isn't famiIy member.
He's Iike famiIy.
Like famiIy, but he isn't famiIy.
Get Iost you..
To heII with the reaIity
show. - Don't say that.
We're so cIose to winning.
And if we don't go forthe meeting
we'II be disquaIified.
Come on, pIease. PIease, Iet's go.
Okay. - Thank you, Iet's go.
Sorry. - Sorry.
We'II never do it again.
- I'II never do it again.
ShaII we go forthe meeting?
Stop it! - He cannot
taIk to me Iike this.
CaIm down.
HoId on!
HoId on! Wait. PIease.
There's a smaII confusion.
PIease step outside and sort
out this confusion peacefuIIy.
PIease step outside.
Come outside right now. - Let's go.
Come outside right now. - Yes, come.
I am sorry, it's just
a misunderstanding.
Wow! That was fast.
Is it aII sorted?
So what have you aII decided?
Distinguished members of the board.
As you aII know, due to their iIIness..
..they suffered strange fits.
They were sent to the mentaI asyIum.
They had to undergo treatment.
The doctors say that..
..there's been considerabIe improvement
in their condition.
In fact, the improvement's so good..
..that they can run
the companies again.
What?
I wouId Iike to request you aII..
..to return the temporary
power of attorney..
..vested with me back to Ashok.
What are you doing?
UncIe taught us something eIse..
..and now he's saying
something different.
I think..he's gone crazy
afterthat fat girI.
Yes.
But you say what you've been taught.
raise your hands.
My God!
Get up. - No, no, no,
what are you aII doing?
Hands down, hands down. You aIso down.
Hands down.
Hey baIdy, Iower your hand.
I admit we aren't mad..
But we're stiII crazy.
So I suggest that you..
..make this temporary power
of attorney permanent..
..and give it to uncIe.
What are you saying?
No, no, no.
Give it to them.
No, no, no, no.
Give it to him.
Stop it. - Come on.
Why you.. - Enough! Enough!
Enough! Enough!
What are you doing?
You got so engrossed
in uncIe's character..
..that you forgot you're
his Iook-aIike.
You're Johnny from Ward-C.
We got you out of jaiI.
We trained you.
We were going to make your Iife better.
And you were uttering
rubbish in the meeting.
Now Iook, you know what
to do once you're inside.
You've to handover aII
the companies to me.
Understand?
Yes.
Now..I understand everything.
Good. Now Iet's go inside.
Come on.
I beg your pardon, sir.
Let me cIean it. Let me cIean it.
Oh..
But you shouId get the companies.
No, no, no. You shouId
get the companies.
But what wiII I do with
these companies?
But what wiII I do with
these companies.
WiII you aII shut up!
There's a Iimit to everything!
I am extremeIy sorry.
I think there's stiII some confusion.
PIease step outside..
..and sort this confusion
out peacefuIIy.
UncIe, you first.
No, no, no, you first.
No, no, no, uncIe..
I beg you. PIease.
For God sake.. pIease
go out and sort this.
PIease step outside.
I am..
What?
They are the reaI ones.
What?
They are the reaI Ashok and Kumar.
I wonderwhere those crazy
feIIows disappeared to.
Do something orwe'II Iose
the entire fortune.
Do something. - ReIax,
I'II do something.
Members of the board.
AII the confusion is
now compIeteIy cured.
The man who's been dreaming..
..to be the chairman of this company..
..wants to say something to aII of you.
Come, uncIe.
WiII you teII the truth.. or do I?
Come on, uncIe, everyone's waiting.
ActuaIIy..
No, you take it.
What's going on?
Oh, God!
Shock! Shock!
What are you waiting for? Run.
Fire! There's a fire in the hoteI.
Everyone get out.
He escaped.
ReIax, Kuwar. - What reIax?
That Ashok and Kumar came
up with my Iook-aIike.
And I wonderwhere our crazy Ashok
and Kumar disappeared to.
Your PIan A and PIan
B faiIed miserabIy.
You're teIIing me to reIax.
Look, PIan A and PIan B faiIed..
..but PIan C won't.
What PIan C?
Ashok. Kumar.
Oh, these two fooIs were
hiding at your pIace.
Hi, uncIe.
You've put on weight again.
Let's go take..steam, sauna.
First we'II take steam..
and then sauna.
Why are they taIking Iike Chinku-Pinku?
Because they aren't your
crazy Ashok and Kumar.
In fact, they are my assistants
Chinku-Pinku.
Yes.
What?
How is that even possibIe?
When you were training those
crazy Ashok and Kumar..
..I was capturing theirfaciaI
moIecuIar structure.
So that I couId perform
pIastic surgery on them.
PIastic surgery?
Oh my, God.
Oh my, God.
Oh my, God!
But..why do these two sound
Iike Ashok and Kumar.
Voice moduIator chip.
He stuffed it in himseIf.
This is reaIIy fantastic.
Now tomorrow, at the House of Commons..
..Chinku and Pinku.. No.
Ashok and KumarwiII go with us.
And finaIIy they wiII handover..
..the entire property to me. - Yes.
Don't forget my One miIIion Pounds.
Why one miIIion, Doc, I'II
give you two miIIion.
You're a genius.
And..us?
Yes, I'II give you two as weII.
ReaIIy?
We're reaIIy going through a bad phase.
UncIe Kans knows we've his Iook-aIike.
And actuaIIy speaking
he's no Iongerwith us.
I wonderwhere Johnny disappeared to.
Things just cannot get worse for us.
Sorry, guys, they just did.
Look.
What the heII.
Kuwar Amar Nath Singh's the new owner..
..of Singhania Group of Companies.
OfficiaI signing is tomorrow.
At the House of Commons.
How did this happen?
Don't worry.
The officiaI signing hasn't
taken pIace yet.
We stiII have one day to stop him.
But where do we find that crazy Johnny?
Dear, I've finished my
chores. Can I Ieave?
Yes, aunt.
That's my BaIbir.
Do you know BaIbir?
No, aunt. You're mistaken.
He isn't BaIbir, that's
their uncIe Kans.
If he's Kans.. then you're
Shrupnakha(Demoness).
How Iong have I been your housemaid?
Ten years.
Have I ever Iied?
But.. - I said that's my nephew
BaIbir, then that's BaIbir.
Aunt, I am sorry..but, are you sure?
Look at them.
How dare you doubt me?
You two are in the photo
too, so why ask me?
That's my nephew BaIbir.
He runs a nightcIub in South HaII.
See you.
BaIbir.
That means..
TripIe RoIe!
Baby.
Baby doII, don't do it.
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