Hunky Dory Page #2
Careful of the valve.
- What are you going on about, Angus?
- Him. Being in a musical.
- He's such a bummer, it's embarrassing.
- You're embarrassing, more like.
Don't let him wind you up, son.
Your Uncle Neville
used to love the dramatics.
Exactly.
Dad!
Anyway, I thought you
were going out tonight?
He's been stood up, ain't he.
Our first stop is in Bogota
The natives smile and pass along
Sweet Jamaican pipe dreams
Golden Acapulco nights
Then Morocco and the East
Fly by morning light
We're on the train to Bangkok
Aboard the Thailand Express
- Thank you, Epitaph.
- Thank you, Swansea!
Thank you, Munro, that's enough now.
- Mandy, your brother's a f***ing poof.
- Piss off.
...will present us with her
Thought For The Day. Lorraine?
Silence!
Miss, I'm supposed
to give you this, miss.
- What is it?
- From my parents, miss.
- I'm not supposed to do the show.
- What?
- Sorry.
- You're Prospero.
- Syd, it's two weeks away.
- I know, miss. Sorry.
The Shakespeare's a bit harder
than the Bowie.
- Yeah.
- I record mine on a tape
and play it back through my headphones.
Maybe I'll try it.
I can make you one if you want.
Ah, here they are. The Epitaph band
themselves. Good gig, boys.
Now I know why rock stars go off
the rails. It's the adrenaline rush.
- Fucks you up.
- Hoople, you were born f***ed up.
He's right.
- Two and two, split those with you.
- OK.
- All right, Kenny?
- Yes, miss.
Oh. I suppose Caliban's gonna have
to be a skinhead now, is he?
- Yes, miss.
- F***ing lesbian.
- What's that, sunshine?
- F*** off. You can't touch me.
- I left school.
- What are you still doing here, then?
Talking to my brother, all right?
I tell you what. You should probably
get some friends your own age.
- Leave him alone.
- He's my brother, in't he?
Aren't you, Kenny?
Come on. Cheerio, lesbo.
See you later, Kenny.
He's all right, miss.
Do you wanna come to rehearsals?
Right, just before we get there,
I just wanna remind you, at the back,
you are Ariel's choir
of Martian spirits.
Spirits, not elephants. Light.
You keep it light.
Right, go on, get up there.
I'll be Prospero.
More work? Let me remind you
of what you promised me,
- which is not yet been performed.
- How now, moody?
- What more can you want?
- My liberty.
- Miss?
- Dena, come on, you can be Prospero.
- I can't, miss. I'm banned, sorry.
- What?
By the headmaster.
Plus, a week's detention.
- Bugger.
- I know. Fascist.
Would you stop it!
- Little sh*t.
- Prick.
- Stop it, I am warning you.
- Miss, it was him!
I don't care. Just stop it.
All right.
Look, go from the song.
Enter Ferdinand. Where's Miranda?
Come on, Stella.
- Right.
- F***ing wanker.
Cue us in.
In the air or the earth?
It sounds no more.
This music hath crept
by me upon the waters,
allaying both my fury and my passion
with its sweet air.
Thence I followed it.
Or it hath drawn me rather.
But 'tis gone.
No, it begins again.
You're sailing softly through the sun
You fly so high
I get a strange magic
Oh, what a strange magic
Oh, it's a strange magic
Got a strange magic
Got a strange magic
You're walking meadows in my mind
Oh no, oh no
I get a strange magic
Oh, what a strange magic
Oh, it's a strange magic
Got a strange magic
- Got a strange magic
- Now I'm
Never gonna be the same again
Now I've seen
the way it's meant to end
Sweet dream
Sweet dream
I get a strange magic
Oh, what a strange magic
Oh, it's a strange magic
Got a strange magic
Got a strange magic
It's magic
It's magic
It's magic
Strange magic
Oh, what a strange magic...
- Miss Mae.
- Hm.
Miss Valentine.
I hope you don't mind me
speaking frankly,
but some of us on the staff are
a little concerned about how much
this musical is taking
of the children's time.
Ah, the small delegation.
And, well, since we're being frank,
some indiscipline seems to be spilling
over into their more serious studies.
- I mean, it's all very well you...
- Are you suggesting that what we
are doing is not serious?
I mean, compared to social studies?
We have made our thoughts known
to the headmaster, Miss Mae.
It's as much as some of these children
can do to read and write.
We'd all do well to get them through
their three R's before moving on.
- Don't you agree, Mr Swinton?
- Exams must come first.
It's a bit late to be worrying
about that.
Half of them will be leaving here
in three weeks' time. For good.
It'd be nice for them to
at least have one opportunity
- for some self expression.
- Self expression doesn't butter
any parsnips, Miss Mae.
Parsnips? Mad cow.
It's not even like it's
a proper musical, is it, eh?
Don't you start, Cafferty.
I suppose you'd like to see
the kids do "Oliver", again.
Ah, now you're talking.
I love "Oliver", I do.
Lovely story, catchy tunes. Proper.
If I ever find out it was you
who put him up to it.
- Who?
- Syd Jones.
concentrate on his studies
- and his rugby.
- Yeah. He's a good rugby player.
It's summer, you f***er.
Oi. Oi!
He's got trials coming up, right!
Nice tits, though.
Oh, aye.
Hello?
Hello. Is Mam there?
No, she's not here at the moment.
Angus, is that you?
- What time will she be back?
- Not sure. About six.
Angus, I...
- It's f***ing hot.
- Hot as f***.
Oh, hello, love.
I was expecting you earlier.
Your brother's upstairs.
We've got a full house.
- Well, it was rehearsals.
- Oh, don't worry.
Only Monday is "Merry Widows" night.
And it's my turn to provide the nibbles.
Come on in. The girls would love
to see you, I'm sure.
They're always asking after you.
Girls, guess who's here?
That wayward daughter of mine.
She's teaching now, she's given up
the acting. Isn't it lovely she's back?
Yeah.
Hello, love.
Hey.
- You met the coven then.
- Yeah.
- They give you the third degree?
- Oh...
I think I let 'em down on
the glamour front. You know...
...coming home to teach.
Not very glittery, is it?
How's the show going?
Oh, I'm not sure. I think I've bitten
off more than I can chew.
Nothing new there, then.
It'll be stunning.
It's good, innit?
She's making a move, finally.
I can't believe
it's been almost two years.
I used to love coming up here
and disturbing him.
Yeah.
What are you gonna do with all those?
Uh... I don't know. Jumble?
We can't chuck 'em.
I mean, that's...
That's a whole life-time's worth
of stuff, that is. I mean...
- Do you want them?
- I don't know. I'm...
Why don't you take a look through
and tell me what you want
and I'll drop it off.
Where were you two earlier?
I was looking for you.
You done?
My mum and dad still shag.
It's disgusting. They used to send me
to Sunday school so they could do it.
But now, I don't go to Sunday school.
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