Hunky Dory Page #3
F*** off, Hoople.
Ah, I gotta go.
Why? What's wrong with you?
- Oh, look, I'll come with you.
- What about me?
- F*** off.
- There's nothing wrong.
I just gotta go.
It's me dad, you know.
See you later.
- What's wrong with him?
- It's his dad, isn't it?
I've told him...
...life has to go on.
All right?
So, as we've discussed,
class is measured by sociologists
in terms of income,
education and...
...values.
To give you an example,
I am middle class.
Right, any questions so far?
Class dismissed.
Right, human nature.
What is human nature?
It's one of the central
questions of the play.
What makes us tick, all of us?
You think it's love? The need for love
is at the core of the human experience?
You think everyone's capable of love?
Kenny, what do you think?
I... I don't know, miss.
- OK.
- Caliban's an outsider, like me.
I mean, like Ariel.
They're both outsiders.
Yeah, good. Exactly.
They're both excluded by society.
People make up their mind about
Caliban because he's different.
They think Caliban's a monster.
His mother was a witch.
You've met Kenny's mum then, miss?
- F*** off!
- All right, all right.
- You are f***ing dead.
- F*** you, Kenny.
Lewis!
- Lewis, sit down!
- F***ing idiot!
- Don't!
- Oh, come on, Kenny.
- F***ing prick.
- Kenny, please. Stop.
Just piss off, miss, yeah.
Stand still, Loder.
Still.
- Everything all right in here, Miss Mae?
- Yes. Thank you, Mr Cafferty.
I can deal with my own class, thank you.
It's all part of the process.
- Process?
- Yes.
Thanks for that, kids.
Thanks for making me look like an
idiot in front of the Incredible Bulk.
Right. Come on, Kenny.
Let's forget the words,
let's just do the song, all right?
Anyone not involved can leave. OK?
Lewis, you all right? Yes?
Kenny? Good.
- After school, you f***er.
- Wanker.
Just sit down and play, please.
Thank you.
Piss off, boys!
Lads.
and you'll be in big trouble.
No towel again, Miller?
- Sam, you mong, f*** off.
- Miller!
Shall I slipper him, Mr Cafferty?
Everybody
Has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Anyone in this place
Can tell you to your face
Why you shouldn't
Try to love someone
Everybody knows
It never works
Everybody knows and me
I know that door
That shuts just before
You get to the dream
You see
- I gotta go. Bye.
- Bye.
Bye.
What are you doing tonight?
- Homework.
- What? Well, that's a first.
Sure you don't wanna come
to Pizza Night?
- That's for you college types.
- Miss Mae organises a get-together
for everyone who's leaving this year,
you know.
A get-together with teachers?
Sounds a bit naff.
Have you been telling people
we're going out?
No.
That's not what I heard. Heard you
been telling people we're going out.
We're friends, remember, yeah?
I don't get it.
You said that you loved me, Stella.
Oh, look, please, come on.
F***ing hell!
Kenny, you gotta ignore
Lewis and Hoople.
They just say stuff to wind you up,
you know. I know you can do it.
Kenny, every line you get right,
at the end of it.
Make every line a "f*** off" to anybody
who thinks that Kenny
- can't play Caliban. Got it?
- Yes, miss.
Could I scrounge a fag, miss?
Ah, go on.
- What are your plans, Kenny?
- What, miss?
When you leave at the end of term,
what are your plans?
- I... I don't know. Maybe the Army.
- Kenny, you join the Army,
they're gonna send you straight to
Northern Ireland. You know that, right?
You understand that's what's
gonna happen?
There's so many other things
that you could... Sh*t.
He hates me.
Oh, I'm f***ed!
Oh, God.
Ah, there's free booze and pizza.
Sounds a bit naff.
You can't dump us. Come on, man.
Uh, no, I can't. Go on,
go out and have a good night.
See you, boys.
Dunno why you bother. That Stella.
Everyone knows she's the school bike.
Women. They all lose it, don't they?
In the end.
What do you know?
For f***'s sake.
Mam, she lost it.
You know, f*** off, Angus, right.
Doing me f***ing head in.
You're doing f***ing everyone's head in.
F***ing Stella. F***ing tart.
Just like Mam.
You stupid f***! F*** off!
Don't talk about Mam like that!
F*** off, right!
Where you going?
I'm doing sardines on toast, man.
It's because they don't
think I'm a proper teacher.
Any excuse for Cafferty to stitch me up.
First Syd Jones, and now this.
Watch, tomorrow morning he's gonna go
straight to the head about the smoking.
I don't see what's so bad.
In France, everybody smokes.
Even small children.
It's normal.
They've been together
for three years, have they?
- And she never speaks?
- Nobody has.
- What about you, miss?
- You seeing anyone?
- I'm not telling you that, Daz.
- Why not?
- Because I'm not.
- Oh, come on.
- And anyway,
it's first name terms tonight.
So you gotta call me Viv.
Sorry, Viv.
Hey, any chance of a top-up,
Mr Chisolm? I mean, Derek.
Hey, now, lads, right.
There's school tomorrow.
Turn your frown upside down, sir.
Are you OK, miss? I think you should
Oh, we're busy, we're busy.
I need a towel.
It's the prawn salad.
I'm allergic. Always happens.
Oh, Dawn.
Whatever happens...
- Miss Vivienne.
...you'll never give up the violin.
- It's piano, miss.
- Yeah.
Miss Mae?
Viv, Vivienne.
You all right?
Madam Chairman,
ladies and gentlemen,
I presume this is to enable us to
sweep Britain clean of socialism.
I can foresee that it will become
Davy?
Angus?
He's just being Angus, in't he.
Come on, let me speak to him.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, hang on. This isn't
about you and your new bloody life.
I just wanted to know if you'd seen him.
I wanted to know what's happening
because I've got the right.
Well, it wasn't me
who bloody left, was it?!
Oh, God.
Smug twats.
- Do they sleep in their tracksuits?
- Oh, probably.
- Oh, bugger. Bugger, bugger.
- What are you going to do?
Do you know, I've had an idea.
Are you going to sleep with him?
Oh, my God, you're so French.
Headmaster!
Headmaster.
Can I just have an urgent word?
- I need to talk to you about the show.
- Yes, yes, of course.
Come into my office.
Now the under-15s will be playing
St. Mary's tonight
in the regional semi-finals,
so we wish them luck.
Finally, I would like
to make an announcement regarding
this year's school musical.
Miss Mae's groundbreaking production
of Shakespeare's "Tempest."
I'm very happy to tell you that
I have, like many of you,
succumbed to Miss Mae's
persuasive powers,
and agreed, reluctantly of course,
to take on the role of Prospero.
It will provide me with a unique
opportunity to participate
in what will be, I'm sure,
a very special evening.
Smoking, with a pupil?
And in a public precinct?
Very sorry, Headmaster,
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