Hurricane Bianca: From Russia with Hate Page #10

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was just a gas leak.

But word that dozens of gay

people have been arrested

and imprisoned in Russia

has sparked outrage and protest

all around the world.

Personally, I'm supporting gay

rights by wearin' this outfit

that Roger told me

I looked great in...

but I'm pretty sure he just

dressed me as Barb

from Stranger Things.

Yes. Justice for Barb.

That is what it is all about.

NEWS:
It's deadly and it could

be in your purse right now.

What is it?

You'll find out

in the next hour.

Rex, no.

Rex, no! Rex!

If you don't bring

your whorish ass...

Wooo! Rex!

[phone ringing]

[no audio]

Ow!

Marker.

Get that out of my face.

I'm trying to perform.

I feel like a f***in' roach.

Here, like, I'm a crab?

[smacks lips]

Mother [BEEP]!

[chuckles]

You can't do this to me.

I'm talkin' to a stick.

How are you gonna get Bianca

to go over to Russia?

Oh, easy.

[laughing]

I sent her a letter sayin'

she won a teachin' award, right?

Only she has to go

to Russia to get it.

[both laughing]

Okay. Get it out, Dratch.

[laughing]

You motherf***er.

He just blew me a kiss.

What a dick.

You are found out to be gay man

in teacher f*** hole butt.

Sorry.

That's him right there

by the bathroom.

Oh, I want to f*** you.

[laughs]

Good.

Cause you know what?

You're going to speak Spanish

into my clam hole tonight, baby.

Ahhh!!!

F*** you, Debbie!

I'm gonna do this.

Explosion. Ah.

Lock her up!

Her emails!

[laughing]

Oh, God, it's there, right?

It's looking at me.

No. Okay.

Oh, God.

I hear it clicking.

Okay.

[gasps] Jesus.

Okay. [chuckles]

This could be our big break.

[gasps, screams]

It's four AM and you're in

an old police station.

I- It gets better.

It gets better.

Oh, you don't like gays?

Or clowns?

Shut up.

Well, I think I found

Natalee Holloway.

Oh, no. That's Rachel Dolezal

disguised as... [snorts]

Sorry.

This hooker

is a flamin' drag queen

and degenerate homosexual!

[laughter]

Yes and yes.

This hooker...

[all laughing]

Got a special rate.

All right, let's reset.

- Line?

- It's a burp.

Okay, sorry.

That sucked.

Come on.

Secret police are everywhere.

We must be careful.

That old leather skin, honey,

they should stick real good.

F*** you, c*nt.

It's still prettier

than your a**hole.

I sent her...

[giggles]

I sent her a letter saying...

[giggling]

- Oh, don't look at me.

- I'm not looking at you.

Let me get this right.

They're gonna hire ya'll hookers

to go in there

and seduce the gays?

[laughing]

Oh, wait.

Let me get this right.

So they are gonna

hire ya'll hookers...

[laughs]

Del Motto...

Oop, oh, she locked him in.

Sorry, I just...

Katya ruined the whole movie.

Hey, ya'll, we in Russia.

It's over there.

And cut.

- For real.

- It's a cut.

- Nice job.

- Nice job.

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