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If you want to be

My future star

All you got to do is open up

Your windows up to mine

Every day is prime time

Never mind your cable days

There so over

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Take a look around

Is the future going down?

Am I gonna change the world

I don't think so today

Ooh-wa, today

I see you in the click

Of real time

You could make it

What you like

I see you

From another point of view

Watching everything

You do

Watch what everybody

Wants to see through mine

Watch you, watch, you need me

On the reel

We can make it

Mass appeal

I see your vision

I can never lie

I see everything

And every move--

Look. Oh,

there's my mom.

All you really want to do

Open your windows

Up to mine

Every day is prime time

[GRUNTING]

They're so over

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Take a look around

Is the future going...

Well, that explains

a few things.

RANDI:

This is gonna be so weird.

And now, let's let the world

know we're here.

Credit card?

Mm.

Every room?

Even the bathroom?

No, every room except the little

maid's bathroom downstairs,

which no one hardly

used anyway.

Of course, Colby...

thoughtfully installed

four cameras

in my bathroom alone.

[FARTING]

[GRUNTS]

[]

Sh*t.

Great.

Uh.

WOMAN:

Hey, did you take my loofa?

Oh.

[LAUGHING]

Ew.

Oh, my god, Alicia. You have got

to come here and see this.

ALICIA:
You used my

loofa again, didn't you?

Mm.

Oh, my God. Alicia.

Right now!

ALICIA:

What?

Oh!

[CHUCKLING]

Oh, my God, Alicia. You are

gonna miss the whole thing.

Get over here right now.

[WATER FLOWING]

[WOMAN MOANING]

Hey, Mike?

Have you ever met

Bellinger's wife?

No. But I'm

meeting her now.

[ALL CHUCKLING]

Hm.

[CHUCKLING]

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello.

Hey.

Hold on a second.

When they call?

They want to license the show?

Sweet.

We are gonna be so rich.

[UPBEAT TELEVISION

THEME PLAYING]

Oh, sh*t.

This can't be good.

Know where

your family is?

Don't look now.

They may be on

a PC near you.

Imagine having

your most private moments

Webcast for the whole world

to see at the click of a mouse.

Well, stop imagining.

It's here.

Meet the Bellingers,

the unwitting stars of

their own real-life sitcom.

Giving a whole new meaning

to family home entertainment.

Could this be the trend

of the future?

In-your-face reality TV?

Network executives say,

"No way."

How could you not know

what was going on?

I had pulled the plug

on the satellite, the cable,

canceled all the magazines.

For a brief moment in time...

We were literally

media castaways.

[]

[BOYS GIGGLE]

[GIGGLING]

Excuse me.

Is there a problem here?

How's Mr. Smuggles,

Audrey?

[BOTH GIGGLE]

How do you know my name?

Who's Mr. Smuggles?

Your teddy bear?

[BOTH LAUGH]

Audrey, we need

to talk.

[GASPING]

HARVEY:
I'm telling you

this baby's a classic.

It started slowly at first.

People just stared.

Is that him?

And I felt terribly

self-conscious,

like my fly was always open

or something.

And then came the whispering,

the pointing, the giggling.

Yeah-- Oh.

And then it happened.

Ha.

[]

[SECRETARY SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

RECEPTIONIST:

Bryant Bocelli?

[GASPS]

Look at this:

leather-trimmed interior,

plenty of cup holders.

Make yourself comfortable

there, huh?

Look at the workmanship.

Kids, jump in.

Look at this, huh?

Your friends are

gonna like that--

Oh, they found

the magic third seat.

And especially for

you kids, VHS, DVD...

and local TV. Huh?

First, you got to watch

Survivor and Big Brother.

And now the World Wide Web is

bringing to a computer near you

The Bellingers.

If they weren't so real,

you'd think it was TV.

You can check this family's

crazy antics yourself

And you'll think your family...

Oh, my God.

...is suddenly really normal.

We leave you tonight

with Harvey Bellinger

in his rendition of

"You Made Me Love you."

We think.

Oh, yeah.

I didn't want to do it

[BOYS GIGGLE]

You--

Yeah, You know.

Let-- Let me--

Let me show you another one

of my favorite cars, okay?

[CHUCKLES]

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah,

I got, uh-- Come on.

We're in the eyeball

business.

Our job is to get

as many as we can.

The more we get,

the more ads we sell.

And in this shrinking

market,

you guys are

eyeball magnets.

This isn't TV,

and it's not film.

This isn't about big stars

or big productions.

This is about real people.

Reality.

It is the hippest, coolest

thing out there since...

fiction.

See, something about your

homegrown little creation here

has really plugged

into the Zeitgeist

of our target web demo.

And I think what we have here is

a Blair Witch effect.

You got the key in the door

to the next big thing.

And we wanna help you

turn the key.

And open the door.

We do.

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS,

PHONE RINGING]

RECEPTIONIST:

Good morning. Insytive.

One moment, please.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Hello?

Mom?

Audrey?

Hello?

Mom?

Audrey?

Harvey?

Hello?

Audrey?

Mom?

Where is everybody?

Whoa!

Hey. Hey!

Easy!

AUDREY:

I'm completely ruined!

Hey! Whoa!

I can't go back

to school!

What the hell

were you thinking?

Colby Allen, do you

have any idea

how awful this is

for us?!

I-I-- I think there is something

seriously wrong with you.

Forget about

what you've done to me,

what about your poor mother?

I am so humiliated.

I am

so embarrassed!

How could you take advantage

of your family like this?

I can't believe

you're my son.

Ah! Are you

all quite finished?

Okay. Now, before you all have

a collective meltdown,

let me just point out that

there have been

some positive benefits

to this so-called disaster.

We're on the verge

of a seven-figure deal

with one of the fastest

Internet plays around.

They love us.

Okay?

Not to mention, that

over the last five weeks,

we've brought in

an average of, oh, 17K a week.

Hi.

You are an unscrupulous

opportunist, Colby.

You're not gonna pimp out

your family for profit.

Did you say 17,000?

A week?

[]

HARVEY:

Yes, it's a lot of money,

but I don't see how you plan

to keep this charade going.

Look...we go about

our business as usual.

Nothing's changed.

We don't have cable,

we don't read.

What makes you think people

are gonna keep on watching?

Hah. You kidding?

The public loves this sh*t.

I can see the day when

there's nothing else on TV.

Unedited

dysfunctional real life.

Total exposure,

unvarnished?

And we've got the eyeballs

to prove it.

I don't think you understand

what those eyeballs

have seen me do.

You mean to say, there's...

cameras in the bathroom?

Hm.

Aah!

Whoa!

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

What? He's my son. I can

kill him if I want to. Hey.

Look.

The money we're talking about

is unbelievable.

And Mom...

you'd be back in your element.

Wouldn't it

be nice to

put all those hard years

of acting back to use?

Yeah.

Are you--? Uh--

Are you guys serious?

HARVEY:
My dear child, I don't

know how to put this to you,

but we can't make

next month's mortgage.

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