I Could Never Be Your Woman Page #9

I liked your song.

You did?

Uh huh.

I liked when you said

you're an alcoholic.

Do you like video games?

Sure.

Do you ever play apes escape?

No but, maybe you could teach me.

Oh my God!

Look at her.

Nothing that could ever happen to me,

comes close to how happy I am to

see her kiss Dylan and get applause.

Hello?

Who do you think set it up this way?

So your body rots.

And your shows are stale.

Look who you're making room for.

Well, when you put it like that...

This is good.

Now you can settle down

and act your age.

What's that supposed to mean?

Easy listening, and orthopedic shoes?

That sounds about right.

Yeah.

Nope, I don't want to do that.

I want to stay passionate.

I want to scream at rock concerts,

and get angry at the news.

And I want to wear miniskirts.

You're going to look ridiculous.

Yeah.

Well, enough people are ridiculous,

it starts to look normal.

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