I Heart Huckabees Page #6
Isn't it sports questions
in that book? [ Laughs ]
No, wise ass. PhilJackson's a smart guy.
All right, come on.
It was
an honest question, Brad.
Felt a little hostile.
I feel the same thing from him.
- Who the hell are you?
- Who the hell are you?
You wanna go?
Get out of here man.
Hey, don't be a jerk, buddy.
Come on. Don't be a--
- That's funny! He pushed him!
- It is not funny!
- Hey, he assaulted me, man. He tried to attack me.
- Hey!
- I tried to-- You're dancing with my girl.
- Yeah.
- You wanna dance?
- No, I don't wanna dance.
- [ Bernard ] Look at me. Come on.
- What?
- You want to go at him, right?
- Yeah.
[ Brad ] No, i don't want to go.
He grabbed my girl.
[ Bernard ] All right,you guys wanna have
a go at each other, right?
You wanna have a go at each other.
[ Continues, indistinct ]
You want to go backwards?
The reptiles have been
eating each other for years.
You want to be back on all fours?
Right? Primitive?
Come on.! That's spirit you wanna
keep for the battles inside.
- [ Man ] What are you doing?
- I, um--
Bernard-- The dismantling thing with the
whole-- You know, all the poetry stuff--
But I got it. It's no big deal.
Because I got it now, okay?
[ Bernard ] Every relationship is possible,
guys. Brothers, husbands, child.
Security breach.
He broke into his file.
- [ All Gasp ]
- What did you do, Albert?
This is my investigation now.!
You think you know what you're doing?
You haven't even begun...
to dismantle your identity
or your fear.
Albert's gotta do what he's gotta do.
Anybody think they know better?
- Want to take a shot?
- [ Albert ] it's my coincidence.
[ Tommy ] Nobody?
Yeah, nobody.
Sorry I grabbed you.
- [ Vivian ] Reptilian.
- Man, come on.
[ Vocalizing ]
[ Continues ]
- Hey, is that him there?
- Yeah, that's him.
- Hey.
- My goodness, it is you.
Yeah, it's me Albert. How are you?
This is my friend Tommy.
Hey. Tommy Corn.
How are you?
- This is the fourth coincidence?
- No, I came here on purpose.
I was wondering about our coincidences
and what they mean.
We were just wondering if we spent time,
maybe try to understand it.
- Perhaps you can be my guests for dinner.
- That would be great, huh?
- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Wait here. I must ask my mom.
Guys, guys.!
My ball.! My ball.!
[ Girl's Voice ] Thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses...
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power
and the glory. Forever and ever, Amen.
[ All ]
Amen.
Steven, how'd you end up
working as a doorman?
It is our immigration agreement.
We must work.
The building supervisor hired Steven
as a member of our congregation.
- He was so skinny.
- Skeleton man from Africa. Skeleton man--
- What did we say about that?
- i don't want to hear it again.
it'll be no internet tonight.
Didn't know what a can opener was.
He opened cans with a big knife like at the camp.
There aren't lions roaming here but there were
in Sudan, and the orphan boys got chased.
- And one time, a big alligator
bit his friend's head off.
- [ Boy ] it was a crocodile.
He wanted to know where all the meat
comes from since he didn't see any cows.
[ Man ]
Guys, that's enough.!
Albert, what brought you
to the philosophical club?
[ Albert ] You mean
the existential detectives?
- Sounds like a support group.
- Why can't he use a church?
Sometimes people
have additional questions to be answered.
- Like what?
- Well, um, for instance--
If the forms of this world die,
which is more real...
the me that dies
or the me that's infinite?
Can I trust my habitual mind or do I need
to learn to look beneath those things?
Sounds like we got
a philosopher.
We don't have to ask those kinds
of questions, do we, Mom?
- No, honey.
- What happened to the cat, Albert?
H-How'd you know
about my cat?
- The cat was killed by curiosity.
- Right. That cat.
- What do you do?
- I'm the director of the Open Spaces Coalition.
- We fight suburban sprawl.
- What's suburban sprawl?
Ask Steven. He could have used a little
suburban sprawl in Sudan.
Excuse me, Dad?
Industry, houses,jobs,
restaurants, medicine--
You can preserve a lot of open spaces
and have jobs for people with--
- I beg your pardon, Albert. I wasn't finished.
- Sorry, sir.
Clothes, videos, toys, cheeseburgers, cars,
a functioning economy.
You can still have a functioning economy and
preserve open spaces with a little planning.
- Yeah.
- Socialism. Complete disaster.
- Theodore Roosevelt was a socialist? And Yeats?
- Theodore Roosevelt--
Henry David Thoreau, Robinson Jeffers,
the National Geographic Society, all socialists?
-You're talking about socialism.
-No, I'm not. I'm talking about...
not covering every square inch
with houses and strip malls...
until you can't remember what happens
when you stand in a meadow at dusk.
- What happens in the meadow at dusk?
- Everything.
- Nothing!
- Everything!
- It's beautiful.
- It's beautiful.
i work for an electrical
engineering frm, son.
We do a lot of commercial
and residential contracts.
If development stops,
so does my paycheck.
Then Steven couldn't be here as our guest,
could he? So your ideas hurt Steven.
I'm not hurting Steven.
That's an outrageous accusation.
- Don't use that tone of voice in my house.
- I think you started that tone.
And I think it's entirely possible for your
engineering firm to have jobs for people...
preserve open spaces,
have contracts, do the--
[ Boy Laughs ]
Whoa.
[ Boy Laughs ]
Whoa.
- What's he doing?
- Why's he closing his eyes?
[ Whispering ]
Cricket, I don't know.
- Do you have a job, Tom?
- I'm a firefighter.
Oh, God bless you. A hero.
I'm not a hero. We'd all be heroes if we
quit using petroleum though.
- Excuse me?
- Say you're Christians living
byJesus' principles. Are you?
Jesus is never mad at us if we
live with him in our hearts.
I hate to break it to you, but he is.
He most definitely is.
All right. That's enough. Steven, I don't know
what this is about. Why they're here--
- Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Dad. I did not know.
- Stevo, I'm so disappointed.
It's all right.
Look, he's sad. He's sad.
i'm sorry, Stevo.
My bad. You didn't know.
- You should be ashamed of yourself.
- i should be what?
- You should be ashamed of yourself.
- Why should I be ashamed?
- You're a hypocrite.
- i'm a what?
You're misleading these children.
'Cause you're the destroyer, man.
- How am I the destroyer?
- i saw that S.U. V. out there.
My car's the destroyer? You wanna know
how many miles per gallon I get?
Steven, I need to ask a question.
It's why I came here.
Why are autographs
so important to you?
It is a pastime with this family
which they have taught me.
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