I Love You Both Page #2

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but, yeah, I was fine.

And now I teach

elementary school,

which is the little kids.

They're still stronger than me,

but I'm taller so...

That gives me the advantage.

Donny:
Nice.

Yeah, uh,

so your sister was telling me

that you guys

are designing a website?

Yeah,

it's a website where you post

fat pictures

of your ex-boyfriends.

Yeah, it's a green initiative.

Krystal:
We wanted to do

something paperless.

Oh, okay,

so what you're telling me

is that I should never date

either of you, ever.

Well, I don't think

we're gonna use it.

We're just making it.

Just designing it.

Actually, my friend Glenn

builds websites for a living.

Yeah, he just sold

his digital agency.

He's doing this

mobile photo booth thing now,

but he's throwing a party.

You guys should, uh...

You guys should come.

Yeah, that sounds awesome,

thanks.

That sounds awesome, mm-hmm.

Andy:
I know it's like really

hard building a business.

Furby's are selling

for a hundred bucks a pop

in Thailand right now.

They're status symbols.

That's depressing.

Mint condition or

can it be gently loved?

Ah, sh*t... I got to go.

I'm, uh, looking after

some chickens down the road.

I gotta go turn the lamps on.

- Wow, all right.

- Okay.

But we will call you

about your website friend.

Yeah, we'll do

a group text thing.

- All of us.

- Donny:
Yeah.

Okay, cool, uh, it was great

meeting you guys.

Group text me.

Bye, Andy!

It almost makes me nervous,

like, how relaxed Andy is.

Like, what aren't

you telling us?

Oh, I know.

- He's like a yes person.

- Mm-hmm.

- Scott was a no person.

- Mm-hmm.

Remember when he was like,

"I'll come to your birthday,

but I tend to have more fun

with my friends."

- God, f***.

- Yuck.

The worst.

Do you think Andy spends

a lot of time on his hair?

No, I think he just wakes up

looking good, every time.

But... I think he drinks a lot

of water, like, just, a lot.

- Just really hydrated.

- Really well hydrated.

Really, like I think

he just, like,

a backpack of coconut waters

all the time.

Mm-hmm.

- Like, the face. You can tell.

- No, I can tell.

The face

is filled with hydration.

I can tell by looking at him.

Mm-hmm, but I don't know.

Oh, I wanted to show you

this thing.

I was thinking

after we finish recip-easy,

we should go

to that motel we saw that time,

the one

with all the themed rooms.

You know what I'm talking about?

And like we can just

like go for a week,

and like stay in a different

room like every night.

Whimsical lodging.

Yeah, it won't be that whimsical

- 'cause we're gonna plan it...

- Oh, the forest room.

Yeah, no,

they're all ugly on purpose.

Like, that's the whole thing.

- Yeah, I remember, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.

I kind of want

to like do the Titanic

or like the...

You know, any of these.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, we should totally do it.

I got to go to bed.

You got to take that away.

Okay.

- Take it away.

- Me too.

I can't eat any more of this.

- I got to go.

- All right.

Goodnight.

I'm just gonna have

one more bite actually,

but then I'll go.

Good night!

Krystal:
What are you

doing here?

Char:
Brought your b-day gifts!

So I got this idea I want you

to roll around in your noodle.

My friend, Kelly,

my nurse friend, Kelly,

on our days off, we go junkin'.

You would not believe

what people

donate to the goodwill.

What is all that?

So now, I got a basement

full of antiques.

So I'm downstairs, thinking,

"how can I

turn this into a cash cow?"

You know, buy low,

sell high kind of thing?

Now I'm driving down the street

and I notice at the gym...

- You know, the gym by my house?

- Mm-hmm.

Right next to it is,

"space for rent."

So I just whip in there,

and I'm sitting there

in the car contemplating

the potential,

when, boom,

I have this epiphany.

I'm gonna open a juicery.

'Cause how hard can it be?

So then I'm envisioning

these sweaty people

coming out of the gym,

so they come in

and that's the hook,

'cause when they come in,

I'm gonna have

all my antiques there.

But I got a name for it.

It's gonna be called

first fruits.

It's biblical, you know.

It's six A.M.,

six in the morning.

I haven't told your dad yet.

He's just gonna sh*t.

Oh, boy.

Char:
They're feminine.

That's what men like.

They like feminine and pretty.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome. Donny?

Oh, wow.

It's a bow tie.

It's not one of those clippies.

It's a real bow tie.

You're gonna have

to learn how to tie it.

It's for when Saul gets you

your first gig.

- Thanks, mom.

- So what you need to do Donny,

every day, you need to get up,

you need to put that bowtie on,

and that sends the universe

a message

that you are ready

for prosperity.

Okay.

Did I tell you guys

about that special

I watched on national geographic

the other day on pythons?

What?

This python grabbed this

monkey, and I swear to god,

the monkey's eyeballs

were about to pop out.

That sounds terrible.

Well, Krystal...

It's the circle of life.

It's all about perspective.

So anyway, I gotta bounce,

but I think

I'm really on to something

with this first fruits.

And I'm coming into

the next chapter of my life.

So, give me a kiss goodbye.

- Bye.

- Char:
Bye.

Bye, Donny.

I'm a little worried

Andy's inviting us

so his website friend

can steal our ideas.

What do you think?

What?

That's crazy.

Maybe he can help us

build them finally.

Yeah, that is crazy.

I guess I'm not as trusting.

Andy doesn't seem like the kind

of person that would

do that anyway.

No, definitely not.

Krystal:
All right,

but just in case,

let's only tell him

about recip-easy.

Okay.

Hello, hi, I have

that shirt in plum.

Andy:
Hey, buddy.

You brought two people.

That's fun.

Come on in.

Here's your money.

I'll see if there's enough.

Hey, is that shirt new?

- Uh-huh.

- I like it.

Now, is there a limit

to the items we can buy

and can we see the items first?

No, that's not how it works.

Bart married Glenn and Susan

and he also does auctions.

Yeah, and pet parties.

Yeah, is that

like a package deal?

No, but it does bring in

repeat business. Just kidding.

What's happening here?

We're clearing the toxic

items from Glenn's home.

Susan decamped

for India last year.

Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

She just left all her stuff?

As far as I can tell,

she took her paintbrushes

and a microdermabrasion kit,

so...

Everything else is...

Pretty much up for grabs.

Jeez.

Oh, he doesn't need it.

He's rich.

I don't need it.

I don't care.

I'll just redo the whole thing.

I'll just... redo it.

Yeah, you need to get

a fresh start, Glenn.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but

okay, where is that sweater

that Susan got

from Fran Drescher

after the nanny premiere?

Ooh.

I don't think we have that.

Okay, you guys ready?

Spend your money wisely because

we got a lot of treasures here,

okay?

First item up is, oh,

it's an expensive one.

We have, uh, the earrings.

Glenn's wife wore

while cheating on Glenn.

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