I Love You Both Page #3

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Wow, off to a blazing start.

Five dollars.

25, I'll let you borrow them.

Why are you bidding on earrings?

I'm making a tie-tack.

Oh!

- 25.

- Sold.

Next item up

is this nice peach blazer.

Size medium.

Lovely.

Hey, can I ask you

a weird question?

Is Andy dating anyone,

like a girlfriend?

Even like a boyfriend, maybe?

Actually, I think he's dated

both, but no one right now.

Okay, sorry about

your wife by the way.

Man, that's bad news.

Thanks.

Oh, uh, also, we

have a business idea

to talk to you about, um, later.

I know now's not good,

but another time.

- Okay.

- Cool.

Okay, last item,

this Espresso maker.

It's got...

It's an Espresso maker.

I am so tired of this game.

I'll put in a five.

Okay, fine, sold.

Krystal:
We need

an Espresso maker.

Donny:
That's true, we do.

Bart:
One last thing.

Finally... this.

Ugh, where'd you

get that awful thing?

How can you give that away?

I'm gonna paint him something

else, like a hawk or a wolf.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

that was your wedding present.

It's fine, he doesn't

want the painting.

It's a constant reminder

of failure and heartbreak.

Why would he want it?

Wow, thanks, Bart.

Sorry, well, obviously

everybody wants this,

so who's got the

most money left?

Donny hasn't spent

any of his cash.

I'd like to return

the Espresso maker.

Can I get that money back?

Mm-mm, no refunds.

You should take it.

Are you sure?

I feel kind of bad.

- Andy:
Yeah.

- Not really my taste.

Okay, I'd love to have it.

Amazing.

Donny:

I have an Andy painting now.

Laser:
Yay!

Wait, your last name's

not Warhol, is it?

Bart:
Stupid.

Andy:
Uh, I like to

put it on everything.

- Ketchup.

- Yes!

Uh, okay, okay, ooh, this is

my least favorite thing ever.

People that wear

sandals with dirty feet?

Uh, yes, but no.

- Sports.

- Yes!

Um, um, um, I really, I

want to, I want to eat a...

- Taco!

- Yes, yeah!

How'd you know that?

I just said want

I wanted to eat.

Taco, we won.

Glenn:
Uh, it's better

if you close the curtain.

Yeah, sorry, it's hard to fit.

We can fit.

- I think this is a...

- We can fit.

I'm pretty sure

this is a two-person.

- No, we can fit.

- Yeah, okay.

We can fit.

Andy:
Oh yeah, it sends

them to your phone, too.

See?

Why didn't we think of this?

I don't know.

You carry your own pen?

Andy:
Oh, yeah.

I don't like ballpoints.

I only use felt tips.

It's better

for keeping the photo okay.

Donny:
All right, oh, boy.

Andy:
A little

lower, lower, okay.

- Donny:
Can you get it?

- Andy:
There you go.

Andy:
All right.

- Nope, it's not.

- Sh*t, okay.

Okay, let's move a little

bit, so you can get in.

Donny:
Okay.

Thanks.

Maybe you ought to reconsider

the painting purchase.

I mean, it's kind of big.

Oh, no I never leave a party

without taking

at least one painting, so...

Are you sure

that I can have this?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you bought it.

Have it.

Okay, thank you.

Yeah.

- Good to see you.

- Yeah.

- Come here.

- Oh.

Good to see ya.

Krystal:
Bye.

- See ya.

- Bye, okay.

- Thanks again!

- Bye, thanks again!

You got to organize

some of this.

You just start putting up...

I don't even know

where it is anymore.

- Donny:
It's a vision board.

- This is a vision board...

Donny:
It doesn't

have to be organized.

- Some of them are tasks.

- It doesn't have to be.

The whole time

I thought it was tasks.

I didn't know it was visions.

That's why I'm pinning up tasks.

Some, like,

most of the things...

What the hell is this?

So what happened

the other night?

You didn't call me.

I did call you.

You should think about

getting voice-mail.

Nope, I haven't

turned it back on

since Steve left me

that ugly message.

"Hi, Linda, you

ruined Christmas.

This is Steve."

Did I tell you what he

said to me yesterday?

Yikes, no what?

I went to pick

up Frankie 'cause,

you know, he has

to be on lockdown,

and Steve looked at me and said,

"Linda, you look like

absolute f***ing sh*t.

Please go to the bathroom

and do your hair."

Wow, that's really mean.

Linda:
Yeah, can

you believe that?

What'd ya say?

I roundhouse kicked him.

You what?

I roundhouse kicked him,

with my Tori Burch's

right in his balls and I

said, "f*** you, Steve!"

- Wow.

- Yeah.

So where'd you go?

Did you go out?

We went to his friend's house.

Shut up.

That's where we went.

Well just remember,

if not you then who?

Okay, we'll see.

Linda:
I don't know.

He looks like he knows

he's good-looking.

I think he's using you.

I don't really know

what he'd be using me for.

I don't really have

a lot going on right now.

Just wait.

"I work a lot."

I have to go to my

uncle's to cook fish.

Did you feed my dog

a bunch of fudge?

"He's dead."

Next thing you know,

he's slashing your tires

if he's anything like Steve.

Why would this person

be anything like Steve?

I don't know.

I have to go sit with Dale.

His wife left him and I

think he might have melanoma.

Jesus, really?

Yep, big mole on his neck.

See ya later.

Dale!

Randi:
Cheese, b*tch.

Oh my god.

What are you doing?

That's gonna be

such a great pic.

Don't you love Polaroids?

Oh.

Why would you do that?

Well, you're the only one

eating the cheeseburgers,

and I don't want

Dale to feel bad

'cause he's the one that

brought the cheeseburgers,

and there are no pictures

of anyone eating them, so...

His wife is leaving him

and I think

he's getting fired tomorrow.

Please don't put that up.

Oh, quit being such a whore.

It's gonna be such a cute pic.

I think it'll make Scott

really jealous.

Oh, b-t-dubs, he's been

checking you out during lunch.

I think you guys are

gonna get back together.

Why, did he say something?

Randi:
I don't know.

We were decorating

for the holiday of hearts

and he said that you guys

didn't have anything in common,

like when you guys

were together,

like for the whole entire

time and that it was

definitely for the best,

like 100% no looking back,

but I think he might be

pushing down his feelings.

People change, you know?

Anyway, I told him that

you miss him so much

that it's like insane

and that you guys are soulmates.

I think he bought it.

M'Kay, that's my day.

Randi:

Like, her mouth is so big,

the largest a mouth

could be open.

It's like taking up the whole

entire Polaroid.

Scott:
The burger?

Not bad.

- Really?

- Yeah, yeah.

So, uh... what's the next step?

Uh, we send it to ray.

And ray is your friend

at the record label, right?

Yeah, I told you about ray?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, you said that he's, well,

signed basically everyone

I've ever listened to, so...

Yeah, yeah,

you're gonna be great.

Would you mind if I hang on

to your car another few days?

I still got some errands to run.

Yeah, no, I don't mind.

You're sending my tape

to a record label.

The least I could do is let you

borrow my car for another day.

You're right.

Sorry, so when do we send it?

I'm thinking about that.

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