I Love You Both Page #4

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I think that your...

Uh, runs on that

third movement could

be, uh... crisper.

Crisper.

Even crisper.

Maybe give that another try

and then we'll send it.

You know what? Actually,

I just remembered, um...

I have to do something today

and I need my car back today.

Um... if that's okay.

Well, I can't meet with ray

if I don't have a car, so...

It's up to you.

- Hey.

- Hey.

What are we doing tonight?

Maybe we should see

what Andy's up to?

Yeah, actually, um...

I'm meeting him after work

for a drink.

You should come.

Oh, where?

Uh, this new wine

bar right by my work.

Oh, what time are we meeting?

Um, well I'm meeting

him like right now,

like right after work,

so I'm kind of worried,

like if you tried

to meet up with us,

I'm just worried we would

be done by then, um...

Yeah, it's pretty

far on the bus, so...

Krystal:
Well, I'll just

be there for a little while

and then I'll see you at home.

We can work on the website

tonight.

Yeah, okay.

All right, that sounds good.

Uh, tell Andy I say hi.

Krystal:
Okay, bye.

Bye.

- Andy:
Hey, how are ya?

- Good, how are you?

I didn't know you wore glasses.

Oh, yeah, I'm blind as a bat.

So is your whole family

like artsy or just you?

Nope, they're actually all cops.

All of 'em, they're all cops?

Not to brag or anything,

but I do like to dabble in it.

I want to make at least one

citizen's arrest in my lifetime.

What? So you just like arrest

anybody, anytime?

Anyone, anyone.

Wow.

Yeah, so how's...

How's your website going?

The website, oh,

the website's great.

Yep, very good.

- Oh, great, good.

- Yeah.

You got a chance to

talk to Glenn then?

Oh, no, no, there

was no time, really.

You should come hang out

with us sometime.

They all dig ya, you know?

Oh, they were so nice.

That'd be really fun.

Should we...

Should we order another round?

Sure, sounds good.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Oh my god, these

stools are, like,

even higher than

before, aren't they?

You really got

to, like, get up there.

Oh, wow, strong

pour on this one.

Yeah, they really did it, uh?

Krystal:
Wow.

Uh, so you like want

to order any food or...

This is a weird menu.

Catfish tacos?

I have a catfish story.

My grandma packed up

all the lamps

in her house

and just drove off once,

because my grandpa invited

the whole family over

for a catfish fry

and didn't tell her.

But the worst part is that

because there was no lights,

they forgot to

turn the fryer off,

and five hours after

we went to bed,

the whole house

caught on fire, whole thing.

Did you put it out?

Oh no, burned right down

to the ground, just dust.

Andy:
Oh my god.

- Oh yeah.

- That's horrible.

It is horrible.

What did your

grandma say about it?

Grandma?

Oh, we never saw her again.

She never came back.

Never saw her again.

Oh my god,

that's a terrible story.

Yeah, it is terrible, but

it's the truth, so there you go.

Uh, this is weird.

Uh, my uncle's house

burned down when I was ten.

No way.

Yeah, ceiling fan just

exploded, just Crazy.

Do you think my grandma

burned down your uncle's house?

Actually, yeah,

I think it was her.

That makes a lot of sense.

That's crazy.

We're like soulmates.

We... I mean, we're friends

and any friends can

turn into soulmates.

It just... you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, friend

soulmates, uh, friendmates.

Oh.

- Oh, sorry, I just, um...

- Andy:
What, are you okay?

Oh, yeah, no, my shoes fell off.

- I just got to get...

- Your shoe fell off?

Yeah, my shoes fell off my feet.

I gotta get them

back on my feet. That's it.

Just gonna, oh my

god, these stools.

Ridiculous, you know,

just really tall.

Just ridiculous.

These stools are...

All right, um...

Can we get the check?

Oh, I already got it.

- Oh, when?

- Andy:
Oh, a while ago.

You already paid?

Andy:
Yeah, yeah,

I paid a while ago.

Okay, I see.

There it is, yes. Um...

You could have told me

if you were ready to go.

No, that's not why I paid.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Andy:
Okay.

Well, I guess it's

getting pretty late.

Yep, tick-tock, uh, we will go.

Time to get back to the palace

and I am turning into

a pumpkin, so, okay?

- What?

- Should we go?

Oh, uh, uh, yeah, sure.

Just, here we go!

Andy:
Oh, oh, okay, yeah.

Krystal:
One last

time off of these, okay.

Well, thanks for hanging out,

I guess.

Yeah, of course,

thanks for coming.

Yeah, thanks.

- You okay?

- I'm fine.

Well, uh... let me know

if you want to hang out again,

I guess.

All right, bye.

- Okay, umm...

- Krystal:
Bye.

- Bye!

- Krystal:
Bye.

What do you mean

your shoes fell off?

They fell off my feet

at the table.

Sounds like you were drunk.

No, I wasn't.

I had two glasses.

Oh, boy.

Krystal:
What?

I got poison Ivy.

What?

Yep, there it is,

all over the vagina.

God, mom.

How did that happen?

Well I've been

gardening all morning,

and poison Ivy is just

in the air, it's on the ground.

You sit on the

ground, it goes in your pants.

Then it just goes

where it wants.

I'll just have

to call my doctor.

Like, "hey, I'm gonna

need some prednisone",

for poison Ivy on the puss."

I don't know what to do.

Well, who is this person anyway?

Has Donny approved of him?

And does he have

health insurance?

Um, I don't know.

He's really nice, like,

really super nice.

So he hasn't said,

"oh, you don't

fit in with my crossfit team,"

or "why don't you

die your hair red?"

No.

Good, because that guy

was the worst.

Yeah, I'm aware.

No, this person's

completely different.

He's, like, the nicest

person I've ever met.

Then don't text him

and don't call him.

For how long?

Oh, I gotta go.

Dad's really mad, yeah.

Okay, all right, bye.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Donny:
You okay?

Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

Just tired for some reason.

We should work tonight.

We should work

on all of our projects.

Um, yeah, actually, Andy and I

are going

to this art show tonight.

You're going to an art show?

Mm-hmm.

Um, do you want to come?

That's okay.

Uh, you guys go ahead.

Well, I'll text you

if we go somewhere else,

if you want to come.

Okay.

Andy:
I thought it was funny.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

I mean, that poor guy.

That guy?

No, what about all those people

he was thanking,

like his parents.

Oh, I know.

Oh god, it was horrible.

- It's terrible.

- It was so bad.

Uh, anyway, not

what I was expecting.

Yeah.

Um... oh, sorry I...

Uh, couldn't make it out

the other night by the way.

It's fine. Don't worry about it.

Um, did you guys have fun?

Yeah, I mean, I thought we did.

I, um, found out that my manager

may or may not be

doing anything.

- Oh, no, what...

- Just nothing.

- What's going on?

- Uh, I don't know.

Do you want to do some shots?

'Cause I think they're

a dollar tonight.

Uh... yeah

- okay.

- I do.

Okay.

Duh.

- Linda:
Hello?

- Hey.

What's up, girly?

Not much, what are you up to?

Making pizza.

Krystal:
What? What kind?

Uh... snickers.

I'm making a snickers pizza.

Really?

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