I Married a Witch Page #5
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because of my ancient curse
on the Wooleys.
Do you think
if I explained it all to him
By all means do.
Telling a mortal you're a witch
will only mean the end of you.
Then what shall I do?
He must not marry her.
You won't let him, will you?
- Let me think.
- You could make him love me.
You can do
anything you want.
Yes.
This problem should be
fairly simple.
- Just leave it all to me.
- Oh, thank you, Father!
- Will you leave it to me?
- I promise.
Splendid.
[ Chuckles ] I'm still
a little bit warm from the fire.
Jennifer, fetch me a pair
of Master Wooley's breeches.
We're going to his wedding.
I love you truly
Truly
Dear
Life with its sorrows
Life with
Its tears
Here, drink this.
- What is it?
- Novocain. 120 proof.
- Down fast, brother.
- If that girl ever gets
out of my house
Drink that.
Suppose she comes here?
It'll be terrible for Estelle.
Oh, you'll be all right,
and I'll be sitting pretty.
- [ Instrumental Interlude ]
- There's your cue.
Just play
"I'm a seeing-eye dog" now.
- Can't you smile?
- You know I wanted
a church wedding.
You've had everything else
your own way.
to Wallace. It's the last time.
She's not here.
Stop worrying.
[ "Bridal March" ]
Smile.
- [ Wind Gusting ]
- [ Women Screaming ]
[ All Clamoring ]
Close that door!
It's a hurricane!
- My veil is ruined!
- Go back and wait.
I'm terribly sorry.
There'll be a short delay till we get
everything straightened out.
Music, music!
Sing something.
I love you truly
That's all I needed:
a hurricane on my wedding day.
Never mind about that.
She just blew in!
- What?
- I saw her in the doorway.
- What'll I do?
- I'll think of something.
Beloved,
this is my father.
Delighted, Master Wooley.
You've made a mistake.
This is a private room.
It's rather crowded downstairs,
and a bit windy. [ Chuckles ]
Be seated, Master Wooley.
I should like to have a talk with you.
Look here. I'm being
married in two minutes.
- I understand those were your plans.
- "Were?" He is. Nothing you can do
- Maybe you'd better.
Hurry up.
I'll stand guard.
Let me fix your pretty tie.
You see, Father?
He's just like a Greek god.
she was your overnight guest.
- Not at my invitation.
- Oh, no, Father.
The poor sweet
didn't want me to stay.
Were I an ordinary man,
Master Wooley...
a horsewhipping
would no doubt be in order.
But I am not
an ordinary man.
While examining
your dwelling...
- I came upon... this.
- My revolver!
You can't force me
to marry her.
What a banal mind you have.
You may hold the weapon.
- What is this?
- It's very simple.
Here is a bruised flower.
I am her father.
That is your revolver.
Will that be of help?
Now, now.
Father knows best.
Warm, Master Wooley?
You don't know
what warmth is.
I am told one of your forebears
made a hobby of bonfires.
What a pity
he cannot be here...
to see
his descendant burn.
Yes, Master Wooley.
Burn.
In the modern way.
Strapped in a chair...
heated by electricity.
I anticipated that.
Pistol, pistol, let there be...
murder in the first degree.
Thank you so much.
Amusing invention,
the electric chair.
[ Chuckles ]
What will they think of...
next?
- What's happened?
- Uh
- It was an accident!
- 'Twas no accident.
He killed me in cold blood.
Kindly notify the authorities.
Oh, he's frightened you.
He told me he'd help me.
- [ Wallace ] How is he?
- He's dead.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
"Doesn't matter"?
Her own father!
Oh, but that's not
my father.
That's just a body
he picked up.
I didn't do it, Dudley!
You'll be my witness!
All right.
Well, I wasn't here!
[ Groaning ]
He's as nervous as a bride.
One might think
they were going to hang him.
It's up to you.
Now, tell them.
What have I got
to do with it?
You're handling the...
details of the wedding.
[ "Bridal March" ]
[ Gasping, Clamoring ]
I love you truly
Truly
Empty! I thought
I saw smoke come out.
I know
you're here somewhere.
How could you, Father?
You know I love him!
[ Daniel ] That's exactly
why I've disposed of him.
- Where are you?
- [ Cackling ]
For tonight I'll merry, merry be
For tonight I'll merry, merry be
For tonight
I'll merry, merry be
Tomorrow I'll be sober
- [ Cackling ]
- Come out of that bottle.
- Come out!
- Oh, no.
[ Chuckles ]
Well, you're not going to.
- [ Woman Shrieks ]
- [ Wallace Gasps ]
Wally!
Don't go upstairs!
- But maybe she killed herself.
- Now, Wally Wally
- What's wrong with him?
- I think we'd better call the police.
- What's he done?
- It's the other fellow.
- What other fellow?
- The one in the chair.
Keep calm. I'll be right back.
- [ Exclaims ]
- Estelle! Estelle!
Ah, love, 'tis something
To feel
Now, you get back
in that body.
No. I didn't like it.
It's an old, fat body.
Then I'll tell Wally
what we are.
Knowing what would then
happen to you?
- Yes.
- Heh. You wouldn't dare.
Wouldn't I?
You're all right?
[ Jennifer ] Wally, darling,
there's something I must tell you.
[ Gasps ]
Look!
- I thought you said he was dead!
- Well, he is!
[ Drunkenly ]
A fine way to take advantage...
of a father's affection.
Now hearken
to a father's curse.
I'm going
to turn you into a frog.
Frog, frog,
sitting on a log
What's the next line?
You wait till I sober up.
You'll be sorry.
For tonight
I'll merry, merry be
Tomorrow I'll be sober
- What did you want the police for?
- It's all right now.
He fell out the window.
- He what?
- Not Wally. The other fellow.
- Unhand me,
foul minions of the law!
- Take it easy, Pop.
I'm going to cast a spell upon you.
From now on, you're a rat!
Rat, rat,
fatter than the cat
- How does the rest of it go?
- So I'm a rat, huh?
- Call the wagon.
- Come on.
If I could only
remember the words...
I could turn you
into kangaroos.
They're taking him away.
Why didn't I have them
take you too?
Perhaps because
you're beginning to love me.
- Please don't start that again.
- Wally!
I thought Father would be friendly.
I wouldn't let him
or anyone else harm you.
- Oh, I know you wouldn't.
- But it's true!
Last night I was your enemy,
but now I've changed.
I love you.
I'll always love you.
- If I could die,
I would do that for you.
- Will you just be a sweet girl?
- Hey, they're ready.
- Good-bye.
- Where are you going?
- I told you before
But I thought that now,
after all I've done for you
You've been very obliging, but now
I'm going downstairs to be married.
That's what you think.
[ Jennifer Screams ]
Wally!
You gotta go through
with it this time.
I'll take care of her.
[ "Bridal March" ]
Hurry up, hurry up.
Let's get this over with.
He'll pay for this.
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