I Married a Witch Page #6
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- 1942
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- Do I look all right?
- Who cares? Go on.
Well, what are you
standing there for?
Dudley has the ring.
I'll see what's keeping him.
- Wallace.
- You come back here!
What's the matter with you?
Did you ever have one of those days
when nothing seems to go right?
Wallace!
I love you truly
- Got here too late.
- Dudley.
She really did love me.
She said she'd die for me.
- Oh, my darling.
- At last!
[ Surprised Gasp ]
I've had enough of this!
Estelle, wait a minute!
Listen to me!
You've got to listen to me!
It's a big misunderstanding.
If you'll give me
a few minutes, I
I'll give you just ten seconds
to get out of this house, all of you!
We won't be here
that long.
- You'd better get out of the state.
- I'm terribly
- Get out!
- I can explain.
Uh, after the fire, you see,
she spent the ni-night
On-On second thought...
- maybe we'd better just go, darling.
- Mr. Masterson
I'll expose you
This'll not only cost you the election,
but I'll encourage the voters of this state
to tear you limb from limb!
I'll head the tar-and-feather
party personally!
When I'm through with you,
you'll wish you'd never been born.
I love you truly
- Will you shut up?
- Tru-
[ Man ] Extra! Big Wooley scandal!
Read all about it!
Extra! Paper!
Big Wooley scandal!
Extra! Read all about it!
Wallace Wooley exposed!
Extra! Paper!
- Big Wooley scandal!
- What does it say?
It's just as I thought.
He's finished.
And I'm bankrupt.
Go and get her, I say.
Bring my daughter to me.
Bring her here or,
by Jezebel
- Shut up!
- Quiet!
- I wanna get some sleep!
- Hey, toss this stub bug out of here!
For the last time,
will you pipe down?
I tell you, my daughter
ran off with a bumpkin...
named Wooley,
Wallace Wooley.
Sure, she did. You take it easy.
You'll be out of here tomorrow.
Tomorrow may be too late!
There's no telling what she'll do.
I know a couple of ways
to make you shut up.
And I know
a hundred ways...
to silence you forever.
Oh, but I don't
remember them now.
This is terrible!
She'll marry him.
Wallace Wooley's
gonna marry his daughter.
Yeah?
And then you'll see
what'll happen to Master Wooley.
I'll wreak my vengeance
on them both.
She thinks she can
run away from me...
that I cannot see her
because of the fog.
But I can see you, Jennifer.
She smiles.
Darling?
Yes, Wally?
You're guessing about
those mileposts, aren't you?
No, I can see them.
If we're really over the state line,
I can relax.
Wally, what color
would those feathers be?
"Feathers"?
Oh, I don't know.
But the tar
would be black.
Let's stop, Wally.
I guess we'll have to.
I can't even see the front of the car.
Mighty nice scenery
they have around here.
- Lovely, isn't it?
- We'd better walk to the next town.
No, I thought
we'd stay here.
Here? We're in the middle
of nowhere.
How do you know,
Mr. Wooley?
Good evening.
If you're looking for a place to stay,
I have a lovely room.
Thank you.
- Do you have two rooms?
- No, I'm sorry.
Aren't you married?
You're dressed
for a wedding.
Where's the nearest
justice of the peace?
He'll be down in a minute.
Henry? Customers.
Uh, let's see.
the county clerk...
and helping you
get your license.
Two dollars
for the ceremony.
One-fifty for lodgings.
Rent of my pajamas,
25 cents.
Rent of nightgown
I'll have to charge you
50 cents for that.
- It's sort of an heirloom.
- Yeah.
There.
Almost a perfect fit.
My grandmother was just
a little bit of a thing like you.
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, no.
I'd like to try.
I must start learning
to be a good housewife.
Let's see. You... just go
like that, don't you?
Of course.
They're like any other matches.
Well, good night, my dear.
I'm sure you're going
to be very happy.
He's a fine young man...
and I hope your boys
take after him.
And I hope your girls
take after you.
- By Rhadamanthus, on, fire!
- [ Door Opens ]
[ Gasps ]
- Wally?
- Yes, dear?
- Did you see the way
that fire came on?
- What fire?
All I can see
in this room is you.
- Darling?
- Mm-hmm?
- Do you want to have children?
- Why, of course.
exactly like you.
- Ohh!
- Huh?
You'd never forgive me
if you found out later.
- Aha! A confession!
- Yes, Wally.
I haven't exactly been a saint myself.
We'll compare notes in the morning.
No, I must tell you now.
I don't know how to begin.
Then don't.
- Wally?
- Hmm?
Doesn't it seem strange to you,
the way we met?
It's all been like a dream.
- It was witchcraft.
- That's it. Of course.
- You see, Wally
- Shh, dear.
It's getting late.
But I want you
to know what I am.
All right.
All right, what are you?
I'm a witch.
A witch? [ Chuckles ]
I knew it all the time.
- You did?
- Of course.
I've been under your spell
since the moment I met you.
Then... it doesn't matter?
You don't mind being married to a witch?
I love it.
I'll try so hard to be a good wife,
and I'll only use witchcraft to help you.
What could you do,
for instance?
I could make you win
the election tomorrow.
Oh, it would take witchcraft
to do that.
- Fine, fine.
After all, I'm not just
an ordinary witch.
to the days of Pompeii.
- Were you mixed up in that?
- My father was.
Ever hear of the decline and fall
of the Roman Empire?
That was our crowd.
You're marvelous.
Seriously, dear...
do you like to sleep
on the left or the right?
You don't believe me.
Wally, try to understand.
270 years ago
That's too long a story, dear.
Can't it keep till tomorrow?
Wally, 270 years ago
- You're not listening to me.
- Yes, dear. Yes, I am.
270 years ago
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Let me out!
Let me out!
Oh, why can't I remember...
the formula for dissolving iron?
- Let me out!
- Quiet!
- Pipe down!
- I couldn't get any shut-eye all night.
- Ah, throw him into solitary!
- Yeah.
That's Wallace Wooley.
Don't tell me
they're tossing him in the clink.
It looks that way.
Pay up, brother.
They ain't electing no con for governor.
Bensinger's a cinch.
Why couldn't you keep straight
until after you was elected,
like everybody else does?
I'd like to talk to you about Jennifer.
We were married last night.
Yes, I know.
Congratulations,
Master Wooley.
Thank you. She's been
saying the oddest things...
last night
and again this morning.
What?
Silly things...
about living in Roxford
270 years ago, and, uh
and being a witch.
Beelzebub!
Don't you think I know?
Oh, then she's acted
that way before?
Well, maybe
I can help her.
Silence!
I must concentrate.
Iron, iron, melt away
Oh!
I can't remember a thing.
What is the matter with me?
I'm afraid
you've got a hangover.
Don't tell me what I've got!
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