Ibiza Page #8

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of our brand very well.

- Thank you.

- I think it is no-brainer. We shake hands.

We can have some more drinks

and from now on,

we can say we are in business.

Oh, thank you, thank you!

Oh, my God, this is awesome!

- Wait. Why is he getting his laptop?

- It's fine, it's fine.

- It's a computer. Just-- oh, no.

- Oh, no.

Is this a good news call?

It feels like it is.

Why, yes, it is. We are here with Harper,

and she's wonderful.

- Go to the bathroom.

- Hey, Harper!

Say hello to your boss!

Hello.

No, oh, no, no, no!

- Harper, say hello.

- Sorry, who is that?

Who is that? Who the f*** is that?

- Hi, it's Harper!

- Harper!

Where the f*** are you?

Hi, I was in the bathroom, so I'm here,

the deal's going really well.

I think they are gonna go for it,

and I think it's been great!

Holy f***ing sh*t, you get any sleep

while you were in Spain?

No, but it's 'cause I was working

really hard,

all night, on my presentation.

- What the hell is going on?

- I honestly don't know,

- but there are two Harpers.

- Harper!

When you get back,

I'm gonna rip your face apart,

like a goddamn pit bull...

Oh, you wanted to talk to this Harper?

- That's where the confusion--

- Harper!

Bye. Okay.

I really...

...I do love your sangria.

It's wonderful.

I'm sorry, I didn't...

Okay, okay.

- First you need to--

- Sit up

because you don't want a lot

of exposed skin on the jizz.

- Too much exposed skin.

- There's a lot of jizz here.

Let's go home.

Yes.

I think too much

- Hey.

- Let's go home.

I think too much, I think too much

I think too much, I think too much

I think too much, I think too much

I think too much

I wish the night would come

Stand there and watch

And wait till the end of longing

While everyone else

Everyone holds their loves close

Because I think too much

And I think about the future

I think too much

And I think about the future

I think too much

And I think about the future

I think too much

When I think about the future

I think too much

When I think about your future

The future

The future

The future

You know,

I thought about turning the pictures

of the twins around

when I met with you today,

because didn't want them to see this,

but you know maybe

this is a real teachable moment

for them to see mommy

- try to steer you in a direction.

- Okay.

So let me just start by saying,

- I'm really f***ing disappointed in you!

- I know.

I gave you adult responsibility,

thinking, "Oh, what? Maybe she'll grow up

and show me she's got what it takes

to move up in this job."

- Okay.

- Yeah, but instead,

you treat it like

a goddamn Coachella vacation,

fiesta, bonita, Mad Max, sh*t parade.

Giving blowies for gelato

and stripping for tapas

with your little slut bucket friends.

Ow.

- Are you firing me?

- Oh, yeah, f*** yes, I am, yes.

F*** yes.

Well, in that case,

I have a few things

that I would like to say to you.

- I hate you.

- Oh, well, join the club.

I hate you,

and I feel sorry for your twins.

You're a terrible person,

and you are an awful boss,

and everyone here hates you,

- and you're not even good at your job.

- Excuse me.

Shut up.

And thank you for firing me,

therefore voiding my non-compete clause

so I can call Disfrute,

sign them as a client

and steal all your goddamn clients.

That's right.

You just met your competition.

- Shut your f***ing mouth hole.

- Oh, one more thing!

I did catch a really weird,

contagious flu on the flight so...

Don't! No!

B*tch!

Stop it, first of all stop breathing

and touching things and secondly,

- I need-- hey! You stop it!

- Ooh-ooh!

Bye!

Hit me

Who's that b*tch?

People you know

Missy be putting it down

I'm the hottest 'round

I told your mother

Y'all can't stop me now

Listen to me now

I'm lasting 20 rounds

And if you want me, nigga

Then come on get me now

Is you with me now?

Then biggie-biggie-bounce

I know you dig the way

I sw-sw-switch my style

- I like this new side of you.

- Yeah.

I've been emailing with Diego

and he said that his bosses

did love my presentation.

They didn't even mind

about the whole charade thing.

And it seems like

I might actually score them as a client,

and I could start my own firm.

Wow, that's amazing.

I know. And did Diego say he might

be comingto the city soon?

Yes! You guys, I've gotten so much better

at sexting. How's this one?

You are my guapo fajita,

sizzling the fire in my loins.

Okay, sure, if he's into it,

who cares what we think, right?

You know,Ibiza's been

pretty life changing for me, too.

Like, I'm thinking about settling down,

popping out a couple of babies.

- Just like real norm core sh*t.

- Okay.

Mom jeans, packed lunch.

Oh, my God...

- Leo's calling me.

- Answer it. Go answer it.

Hello.

Hello.

I've got a a layover in Paris.

I thought I'd call and leave you

a rambling voice mail,

but you've answered instead,

which is much, much better.

It's crazy to hear your voice.

Crazy, like good crazy or...

Great crazy.

I can't stop thinking about you.

Yeah, me too.

- Do you want to come to Tokyo?

- What?

I'm playing there this weekend, so come.

Do you want to come on me?

We can go to the Kyoto Gardens.

There's this f***ing robot bar.

Uh...

- That's insane.

- I know, like f***ing robots

to give you drinks. I don't know

if they actually give you the drinks--

Tokyo you're talking about that's insane,

isn't it, not the robots.

Uh, okay. Um...

What what do you say?

Do you want to come to Tokyo?

I would love to.

But now I'm just starting

this new business,

and I can't.

Any chance you'll be coming

to New York soon?

Yeah. Yeah, New York.

- I'd like that.

- I would like that, too.

I would really like that.

I had a really good time with you.

I, uh...

I like you.

I like you, too.

Okay, I'm gonna stop talking now.

This is worse than my voice mails,

but I will call you.

I'll call you when I land.

Okay?

Okay.

Bye, Harper.

Bye.

So...

Leo asked me to meet him in Tokyo.

And I said no.

I told him he had to come to me.

- Oh!

- Okay, yes, feminism.

But you know,

- you should have gone.

- Yeah, I mean, the feminism is too much

in this situation and being too feminist

is anti-feminist.

Stop it at wearing pants.

If he wants to see me,

he has to come to me.

I'm not gonna keep flying

around the world to see him.

We'll go to Tokyo with him,

and then we'll come back here,

- and then you'll make him come to you.

- Right.

No.

Yes!

I just wanna see the light

Even if it makes me blind

I just wanna see the light

Breathe in, leave it all behind

I just wanna see the light

Even if it makes me blind

I just wanna see the light

Breathe in, leave it all behind

I just wanna see the light

I just wanna see the light

I just wanna see the light

Even if it makes me blind

I just wanna see the light

Breathe in, leave it all behind

I just wanna see the light

Evenif it makes me blind

Ijust wanna see the light

Breathe in, leave it all behind

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