iCarly- iWant More Viewers Page #2

Season #1 Episode #2

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Scene 3

Sam:

I got it! I got it!

Carly:

You thought of an idea for the contest?

Sam:

No! You remember that piece of corn I got stuck in my teeth?

Carly:

No.

Sam:

Well, here it is!

Carly:

And thank you for flicking your used corn onto my floor! Give me that, you gotta help me think of an idea!

Sam:

Alright, right after we watch Seattle beat.

Carly:

No!

Sam:

Please?

Carly:

No.

Sam:

Oh come on, we’re watching Seattle beat! (They argue)

Carly:

OK, fine!

Sam:

YAY!

Girl:

OK, you may like the old band better, but I still say there’s a best band happening in Seattle today, and to prove it, your gonna see them right here live coming for you in less than a half hour! Is that cool?

Carly and Sam:

WHOOO!

Girl:

Let’s take a look out the Seattle beat window!

Verlaz:

I got it! I know how we’re gonna get a ton more people to watch our webcast!

Sam:

Does it involve dental floss?

Carly:

No, but you need it

Sam:
I think that piece of corn had a friend!

Verlaz:
Listen! You see all those people out the window on Seattle beat?

Sam:

Yeah?

Verlaz

You and I and Sam are gonna make a big banner.

Sam:

I enjoy big banners!

Verlaz

And we’re gonna take it down to Seattle beat and hold it up right in front of that window for this whole city to see!

Sam:

That’s brilliant! Everybody watches Seattle beat!

Carly:

Uh huh!

Sam:

Well, say thank you!

Verlaz:

Why I thought of it!

Sam:

Yeah, but I thought of watching TV!

Verlaz:

Let’s go make the banner!

Sam:

Alright, let’s banner it up! OK, OK, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going upstairs!

Carly:

Hurry, hurry!

Sam:

Hey, that’s my butt!

Scene 4

Carly:

Hurry before it starts raining!

Sam:

I’m right behind you and it’s already raining!

Verlaz:

Come on! Excuse me, can we come through, thanks. Sorry.

Sam:

Move we’re from the internet, could you just move, thank you! We need to get through so just move, yeah.

Carly:

Hold it up high.

Sam:

Lets spread the word, baby! Move, we’re from the internet!

Verlaz:

Get ready, Seattle!

Girl:

And if you like what you just heard, you catch that band live at the show bots! That sign is messed up!

Carly and Sam:

Awwwwww!!

Carly:

We’re gonna have to touch Lewbert’s wart!

Scene 5

Freddie:

OK, we got the ground wire attached; let’s see if we got a hit circuit!

Spencer:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Freddie:

Why no, 7 times?

Spencer:

Cause you’re a child and this is high voltage stuff, and you’re not even wearing safety goggles! See, you gotta be extra careful when you’re trying to- Ahhhh!! Ohhh!! Ahhh!! And that is why we wear safety goggles!

Carly:

Hey. Do I smell barbeque?

Spencer:

No, that’s my burning flesh!

Freddie:

What’s that?

Carly:

Soggy banner. Our plans to get more viewers didn’t go too well.

Sam:

Yeah, like how the titanic staying afloat didn’t go too well!

Carly:

Oh come on! Maybe a few people read our sign! Before the rain ruined our hard work and made us sad.

Verlaz:

Yeah, we can still win!

Freddie:

No, I don’t think so! I think me and Spencer are gonna win and you three girls are gonna have to touch Lewbert’s wart! Feel bad for you, not for you.

Freddie:

Sore loser!

Sam:

We haven’t won yet!

Carly:

What are you guys planning to do?

Spencer:

Oh, you’ll find out.

Freddie:

Now if you excuse us, we have a contest to win! No offence, Carly.

Carly:

Come on, let’s go dry off! Remember, iCarly goes live in 3 hours!

Spencer:

We’ll be ready.

Freddie:

To win! Still no offence, Carly.

Spencer:

All right kid, help me get this puppy down to the lobby.

Freddie:

K. Then I’m gonna come back up her and help get ready for the show.

Spencer:

I understand!

Freddie:

Who’s that?

Spencer:

My bubby with the truck. Are you downstairs? K, we’ll bring it downstairs and meet you at the truck, see you down there, bye. Ok, let’s get this sign on the road. Freddie? Yo, Freddo?

Freddie:

Help... Me...

Scene 6

Carly:

OK, on our last webcast Sam and I told you to go to iCarly.com and click that feedback button!

Sam:

Man, you people clicked on that sucker like it was your job!

Carly:

So first we wanna say thanks.

Carly and Sam:

THANKS!

Carly:

And second we wanna show you a video clip of three iCarly viewers from Denverd, Colorado!

Sam:

Ready? Play that clip!

Freddie:

Some people might say please!

Sam:

Yeah, I didn’t!

Freddie:

Playback!

Boy 1:

Hey Carly, Sam, we love your guy’s web show!

Boy 1 and 2:

(Words of agreement)

Boy 1:

OK, we have a very import question for you! Can you drink spaghetti and meatballs? Spaghetti and meatballs!

Carly:

OK, we have no idea why that guy in the middle was wearing a bunny suit!

Sam:

But it did get our attention!

Carly:

And so did the question, can you drink spaghetti and meatballs?

Sam:

We gone find out!

Carly:

OK, we invited a little boy who lives 2 floors down to come up here and be our little tester!

Sam:

So get out here, Emmitt!

Carly:

Yeah! This is Emmitt, he doesn’t talk much.

Sam:

Isn’t that right? See?

Carly:

Luckily, Emmitt will eat or drink ANYTHING! Seriously, one time Sam dropped a quarter, Emmitt ate it!

Sam:

I got it back 3 days later!

Carly:

OK, Emmitt. We wanna know, can you drink spaghetti and meatballs?

Sam:

First, we take this spaghetti.

Carly:

And a meatball. You gotta love spiracle meat!

Sam:

We put it in the blender!

Carly:

There we go!

Sam:

Ready?

Carly:

And we press ra-play!

Sam:

You ready kid?

Carly:

Go for it!

Sam:

And there you have it!

Carly:

You can drink spaghetti and meatballs!

Sam:

Now get out of here Emmitt, you creep me out!

Carly:

Yes, you can have the rest! OK, now we’re gonna do something we’ve never done before!

Sam:

Tell us what it is, Carly!

Carly:

We thought it would be fun to have a contest!

Sam:

Me and Carly against our technical producer, Freddie.

Carly:

Who teamed up with my older brother, Spencer!

Sam:

To see which team could come up with the best way to get more people to watch iCarly!

Carly:

Sadly, our plan didn’t go too great!

Sam:

Check it out!

Girl:

And if you like what you just heard, you can catch that band at the show bots this weekend so be sure- That sign is messed up!

Carly and Sam:

Awwwww!!

Carly:

OK, obviously that sign won’t be getting us any more viewers!

Sam:

Our project failed! Luckily we won’t the only one with a plan this week!

Carly:

So let’s go to my brother, Spencer, live at a remote camera to tell us about his and Freddie’s idea!

Freddie:

OK, going to Spencer live!

Carly:

Hey Spencer, how’s it going out there?

Verlaz:

Sup, Spence?

Carly:

Spencer?

Sam:

Uh, hello?

Carly:

Put the taco down!

Sam:

Are you there?

Verlaz:

Can he hear us?

Freddie:
Yeah, he should be able to! Oh, try now!

Carly:

Hey, Spencer!

Spencer:

AHHH!! Hey, Carly, Sam, Verlaz! You guys owe me half a taco!

Carly:

Tell us what you’re planning to do out there!

Spencer:

Well, I currently standing by the interstate near Unford, Onrafe in downtown Seattle! And as you can see, there are literally many cars, I’ll show you! Literally, many cars passing by every minute! Which makes this the perfect place to hang a gigantic, luminescent sign like this! Behold, the sign! Are you beholding it?

Carly:

Oh, we’re beholding it!

Sam:

And since we’re good sport, I have to say that sign deserves a, YAY!

Carly:

Good job Spencer, you too Freddie!

Freddie:

Thank you, Carly. In your face, Sam!

Spencer:

Carly, Sam, Verlaz! You cannot understand how awesome this sign looks from out here! It’s so dazzlingly bright, I swear it’s like-

Verlaz

What’s going on out there, Spencer?

Spencer:

Well, it seems our sign is so bright and dazzling; it distracted one of the drivers below. Actually, two of the drivers below- Three of the dri- Literally many of the drivers below are being distracted by our extremely dazzling sign!

Freddie:

Quick, turn it off!

Carly:

Turn it off!

Sam:

Quickly!

Spencer:

OK, I will now turn off the sign!

Freddie:

That’s not off!

Carly:

Spencer!

Verlaz:

Dude!

Spencer:

Oh man, I am pressing the button! Literally all of them, trying to turn off the sign!

Freddie:

You’re gonna overload the circuit!

Sam:

Pee on Carl?

Carly:

Turn that off!

Spencer:

I am trying! Stupid cars! Don’t look at the sign! Stop beholding the sign- I stepped on my taco!

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