iCarly- iWant More Viewers Page #3

Season #1 Episode #2

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Scene 7

Verlaz:

Wait, wait, and read this one!

Freddie:

Ha ha! Unbelievable!

Carly:

Insane!

Sam:

I know, can you guys believe this?

Freddie:

I said unbelievable!

Sam:

Oh, I’m sorry! I thought you said you were dopey and annoying!

Freddie:

OK, one more comment like that-

Carly:

Try not to kill each other while I get the door!

Officer Carl:

He belong to you?

Carly:

Yes, sir, he’s my brother!

Spencer:

That you, officer. Do you have any lotion?

Officer Carl:

No! Now, I’m letting you off with a warning, but the next time you cause one of the worst traffic jams in Seattle history, you will get arrested!

Carly:

I think that sounds fair!

Officer Carl:

What were you thinking? Putting up a sign telling people to pee on Carl!

Spencer:

It was a terrible mistake officer... Carl...

Spencer:

Well, that was-

Officer Carl:

And just so you know, I did have lotion! Cucumber melon!

Spencer:

That was weird!

Carly,Verlaz Sam and Freddie:

Yeah!

Spencer:

Anyway, I’m sorry I kinda ruined your webcast tonight.

Freddie:

You didn’t!

Verlaz:

Come here!

Spencer:

What?

Carly:

We were just reading the comments board! Listen to this one: the spaghetti and the blender made me LOL, but I swear, when your brother’s banner said pee on Carl, I almost peed myself!

Sam:

Now read the one below it about Seattle beat!

Carly:

Oh yeah, uh:
Carly, loved seeing you and Sam on Seattle beat! Sorry about the wet banner but that was hilarious! I’m gonna forward that clip to every kid in my school! Rock on, iCarly!

Spencer:

Sweet, how many comments like that?

Sam:

Tons!

Freddie:

People are linking to us!

Verlaz:
We're kinda celebrities

Sam:

Telling their friends!

Spencer:

OK, so, wait, wait, wait! We all failed miserably trying to get you guys more views for iCarly, and yet it is precisely those miserable failures that are getting you guys more viewers for iCarly!

Carly, Sam, Verlaz and Freddie:

(Words of agreement)

Spencer:

Insanity!

Carly:

Oh hey, we almost forgot the best part!

Sam:

Yeah?

Freddie:

What?

Verlaz:

i wanna see

Carly:

Since all of us pretty much lost the contest, none of us have to touch Lewbert’s wart!

Freddie:

Oh, yeah!

Sam:

That’s right!

Spencer:

Well I say, let’s go get us some low fat, vegetarian pizza!

All:

Yeah, wooo!!

Carly:

And some cucumber melon lotion?

Spencer:

Please!

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