iCarly: iGo to Japan Page #6

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we're competing against

tried to cheat by getting rid of us!

-What?

-It's nobody's birthday!

You're so random!

-Ready one. Go one!

One up.

We have a little something special

for you. Are you ready?

Okay, okay. All the way from America,

here they are, Good Charlotte!

Don't you have tickets or passes

or something?

Yeah, they were in our suitcase

that Freight Dog dropped into the lake.

Here, let me talk to the guy.

Okay. Maybe I didn't say that quite right.

Did you understand any of that?

I'm not sure, but I think he called us

dirty street monsters.

Look! We're missing the show.

We need to go inside!

Okay! When I say "now, "

everybody scream and run inside.

-He can't stop All of us.

-I don't think that's a good...

Now!

All right!

Just forget it.

That is fake hair!

What'd I say?

Next up are the nominees

for best cooking show,

I can't believe they won't let us in!

We came this close

and now we finally got here

and we're still gonna lose by default.

-So now what?

-I don't know.

Why don't we All go back to the hotel

and pack up?

No! Do you not get that iCarly

is really important to me?

And to them? This was a big deal for us.

Whatever, let's just get out of here.

No.

I'm going back over

to those security guards.

But they don't speak English.

I'm going to distract them.

When I do, you All run inside that door.

-Now! Come on! Let's go!

-We're coming.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Pechanga!

Okay, that's enough shaking!

The onions are ready for action!

Has the American comedy show team

arrived yet? iCarly?

No, sir, they haven't checked in.

Shame.

Well, go on and mark them as a forfeit.

Let them know in the booth.

Yes, sir. Control booth,

we have a change in the line-up.

-See anyone?

-All clear.

-Let's go!

-Come on. Come on.

Hi. I see you found your hair.

Oh, Oomp, you cannot be in love

with a pussycat!

You come from different worlds!

Ow!

-Okay.

-Mom.

-Freddie!

-Pushy!

None of us speak Japanese.

Oh, good, he's got

a Japanese-English dictionary.

-Okay, he's looking up something.

This is progress.

He's gonna say something.

Hello.

-Hello.

-Hello.

Thank you. Thank you!

Okay, we're gonna have to skip

the web show from America, iCarly,

because they were not able

to make it here tonight,

so up next for best comedy,

please welcome a hometown favourite

from right here in Tokyo,

Kyoko and Yuki!

Look.

Great, we were supposed to go on

before them.

Those are the Internet delinquents

who tricked these children and us.

We were sea-weeded

to massage tables.

We're supposed to be out there!

Lasagne.

Kyoko and Yuki cheated!

That's how I got this black eye.

These kids are nominees.

Why does your soap look like candy?

I have a

bladder infection.

Can't you guys go get someone

that speaks English?

Forget it. These dough-nut holes

can't understand anything.

We have to communicate

with these guys.

-We can't.

-We can't with words.

-Let's act it out for them.

-Act what out?

Everything that's happened to us

since we got to Japan.

Do it!

-Okay, you wanna know what happened?

-Here's what happened.

We do a comedy show on the web.

You know, a show on the Internet.

Comedy. Like...

See? Comedy!

You're eating too fast!

You're eating too slow!

-Turn the cob!

-I'm not ready to turn it!

Turn it!

And then All five of us

got on a horrible aeroplane.

Aeroplane.

And the plane was filled with possi.

Many possums.

-Poosoom?

-Possum!

-Poosoom. Poosoom.

-Poosoom. Poosoom.

So Freight Dog said

we had to jump out of the plane!

-Jump!

-Jump?

-Jump!

-Jump.

-Jump! Jump! Jump!

-Jump! Jump! Jump!

Yes. Yes.

We had to jump out of the plane!

-We lost the graphics.

-No video feed to the big screen.

-Try to fix it. Camera four.

-Four up.

-Jump?

-Jump.

-What's going on?

Who are those girls?

-Kill the big screen.

-I can't.

I don't know where the video feed's

coming from.

- ...with his parachute...

- Parachute!

His feet hit Freddie's mom in the head

and knocked her down.

-Kind of like this, ,,

-Wait, you're not gonna, ,,

Wait, those are the girls from iCarly,

Isn't that the stupid security guard

from outside?

-Go find out where they are.

-Right.

And when we were checking

into our hotel, this French guy...

-...who's also a nominee...

-...Kept butting in with his stupid puppet.

And he was all,

-"This is my poopit,"

-Stupid?

"Look at my beautiful poopit."

"I need a separate room for my poopit."

This isn't fair!

ICarly forfeited.

These girls are a crack-up.

Go eat your lengthy corn.

Hey, I found

where the signal's coming from.

-should I shut it down?

-No way. The audience loves them.

And we thought Kyoko and Yuki

were fighting for real.

So Sam broke up the fight

by flipping them.

Sam?

The video feed's coming from

the utility room by the control booth.

Back in a flash.

And while we were with Kyoko

and Yuki, my brother...

-...and this lady...

-...They couldn't help us

'cause they were getting massages

from Kyoko and Yuki's cousins.

-Massage?

-Massages.

Massages.

See? Massages.

Massages.

And the next thing we knew,

Kyoko and Yuki jumped in their van

and ditched us!

Which made us very sad.

Here you are.

Yes, finally.

Hey, it's the iWeb guy from the v-mall.

-And he speaks English!

-Sweet English!

Indeed.

Get him some cranberry juice.

ICarly people, come with me.

And even though that wasn't exactly

how we planned for the show

to go tonight,

we're very glad to have the performers...

Wow, good crowd.

Wait, so when do we perform?

And why was that funny?

You've already won.

-Huh?

-What do you mean?

The winners of the iWeb Award

for Best Web Comedy Show,

iCarly!

Oh, my God!

-But how'd we win?

-They didn't even see us perform.

-Yeah, they did.

-How?

A little Freddie techno-magic.

Oh, my God!

-Yes!

-Go, Freddie!

-Can I touch it?

-Yeah, let's do it!

-We didn't do anything!

-You can't do this to us!

-We were in the show!

-We're performers.

Stop it. No, you can't do that. No! No!

Stupid poopit!

-I feel seasick.

This is horrible.

- The worst.

- No kidding.

You guys didn't wanna

go back on Freight Dog's plane,

and this was the best transportation

Socko could get us.

Well, Socko should stick

to making socks.

Don't they have any food

on this boat?

Oh, wait, I've got a whole bag

of Japanese candy.

- Awesome.

- Finally.

- This is soap.

- Oh, yeah.

L love iCarly. This cake is for you,

lt says,

iCarly, Carly, Sam and Freddie,

And then, it says, you

rock!

Peace out,

Bye,

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