iCarly: iGo to Japan Page #5

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Yeah, yeah, so is my head

from All your yapping.

How long till the iWeb Awards start?

Less than half an hour.

There's no way we're gonna make it.

Not possible, zero chance.

Hey, that's the spirit.

I'm just being realistic.

Look, I'm sure Spencer

and Freddie's mom

are doing everything they can to find us.

And anyway, aren't you the one

who gave us

the "only losers give up" speech?

I don't know.

I don't listen to the things I say.

Well, you did, and you were right,

so let's not give up now.

Well, what are we supposed to do?

I don't know. But it's not helping

for you guys to keep talking about

how hungry and miserable you are.

We All know that your eye

is black and throbbing,

and we All know you're starving,

so let's forget that stuff

and try to think positively, All right?

Maybe Spencer and Freddie's mom

will find us in time,

and maybe they'll bring eye ointment

and cheeseburgers.

I just think if we try to keep

a positive attitude,

then maybe we'll...

I'm depressed.

Excuse me, we have an emergency.

Excusez-moi, I am in the middle...

-I don't have time to talk to you.

-You don't have time to talk to me?

We don't know where they are...

Why am I arguing with a poodle

with a mustache?

Here. He's yours if you run away.

Oomp! Oomp, come back! Oomp!

Come back.

Listen, my little sister

and her two friends were kidnapped

by evil Japanese web comedians,

and we don't know where they are,

-so if you could please call the...

-Oh, my God!

-What?

-The chip! In All this confusion,

I completely forgot about the chip.

-Chip?

-What chip?

As soon as Freddie

was old enough to toddle,

I had a locater chip put in his head

by a questionable doctor in Venezuela.

You chipped Freddie?

Oh! I chipped him because I love him.

You mean a locater chip,

like a GPS kind of thing?

Yes! But you can never tell him.

I won't. I won't. How do we find him?

With this.

AUTOMATED VOICE:

Welcome to Global Net,

Please stand by

while we locate Benson, Fred ward,

That is insane!

Come on, come on,

come on, come on.

-Come on.

-Come on.

-Come on.

-Come on, come on, come on.

-Come on, come on, come on.

-Come on, come on, come on.

-Oh, it's blinking!

-Blinking!

-You guys hear that?

-No. Hear what?

Benson

Fred ward, located, 12,7 miles northeast,

-Got him!

-Ha-ha!

Don't worry, Freddie. Momma's coming!

Spencer's also coming!

All right, what is going on?

-What do you mean?

-What's the problem?

I don't know. It's like I can just barely

hear this faint beeping,

like in the back of my head. It's so weird.

You're so weird.

We're All weird. Let's keep walking.

Come on, come on, come on.

Benson

Fred ward is 2,3 miles due east,

All right, we're getting closer!

I am so glad I had that GPS chip

installed in Freddie's head.

Uh, driver, I'm very uncomfortable

back here.

Is there any way

we could open the sunroof?

Yeah, sometimes it opens

if you push very hard.

Okay. Watch your heads.

Okay.

Come on, you little sunroof.

I need to unbend my spine.

There you go.

Okay.

Hey, cool, we're in a tunnel.

Echo!

Oh, no. No!

-What?

-I lost Freddie's signal.

Probably 'cause we are in a tunnel.

Unable to locate Benson, Fred ward,

Here, see if you can get

a signal out there.

Sorry.

Connecting to satellite,

Locating Benson, Fred ward,

I got the signal! No worries! It was...

Oh!

I still don't see

why we have to carry Sam.

Yeah, why are we carrying you?

We're taking turns.

If we ever get lost in Japan again,

I'm gonna carry you guys.

- Yeah.

- Whatever.

-Mr Wilkins.

-Yes, Rolph?

The iWeb Chairman and his family,

in the VIP room, All taken care of.

Excellent.

And were you able to get me a hot dog?

Oh, yes, sir. Right.

Wonderful.

Have All the nominees checked in?

Almost. One of the teams in the comedy

category hasn't shown up yet. iCarly,

Strange.

-Bite?

-No, thank you.

I can't believe you dropped my GPS unit!

The cab hit a bump

and it flew out of my hands.

Well, you should have gripped it

more firmly.

I'm just a person!

Well, now, how are we gonna find

the children?

I don't know.

Maybe we should pull over

and ask those muddy hobos

if they've seen them.

Driver, pull over next

to those muddy hobos.

What's a hobos?

Wait! Those aren't hobos!

Those are the children!

Hey! You guys! Carly!

-Pull over!

-Carly!

-Spencer!

-Are you okay?

-What happened?

-Oh, my gosh.

-Are you okay?

-I'm okay. I'm okay!

I was so worried about you guys.

-Freddie!

-Mom!

Oh, you're All muddy!

Freddie!

-Mom? Mom? Please stop. Please stop.

-Disgusting, honey.

No, no, no. It's okay. Mom!

-You're filthy. Filthy.

-Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Did anyone bring food?

Mom. Mom, I don't think baby wipes

are gonna do it.

All right, I'll sterilise you later.

-How'd you find us?

-Mrs Benson had a chip...

Chippewa!

She had a Chippewa Indian

show us the way.

Is that a black eye?

-Yeah, but I'm fine. It's okay.

-Oh, Fred ward!

No, Mom, you're man-handing me!

Stop. I can't breathe!

The iWeb Awards!

Freddie, Freddie, how long

until the iWeb Awards start?

-About five minutes.

-Oh, man.

But the comedy shows go last.

Well, come on, let's try and make it!

Yeah, let's go.

Hurry up.

We're gonna run out of time, guys.

We only have a few minutes left.

-We gotta go. We gotta go.

-Sorry, honey.

There's room. There's room for All of us.

Okay, I'll sit after you.

You're sitting on me!

Okay, everyone in?

Not really!

Seatbelts on!

Wait! Wait!

No, no, no, stop, stop!

Spencer!

Spencer! Why are you on the ground?

-Just being lazy.

-Well, come on. Come on.

-Hurry. Get up. Come on.

-I'm going! I'm trying!

-Come on, guys, let's go.

-Get the thing. Get the thing.

I'm getting the thing.

I'm getting the thing.

Go, go, go, we're gonna be late!

Everybody, let's go. In! In!

No time.

Five seconds until show.

- Ready camera one.

- First shot up.

-And we're live.

-Go one.

Welcome t

the International iWeb Awards,

coming to you live from Tokyo, Japan!

-The International Web Commission, ,,

-Here we go.

...invites you to watch and vote

online for your favourite web stars,

Now, please welcome your host,

Victor Price!

Thank you. Thanks so much.

Thank you. Okay, settle down.

Settle down now. Settle!

You know, there are so many reasons

why I'm standing here on this stage,

coming to you live from Tokyo, Japan,

hosting the iWeb Awards.

The main reason? well, the Oscars,

they didn't want me, so...

No, no, I'm kidding.

This is actually a huge honor for me.

- Hi! Hey!

- Excuse us!

-We're iCarly,

-From America.

As in the United States of.

We're supposed to be competing

in the iWeb Awards competition.

It's not our fault we're late.

-You can blame Kyoko and Yuki.

-They kidnapped us.

Then ditched us

in the middle of nowhere.

-With no snacks.

-Or a proper restroom.

I wasn't speaking Spanish.

Come on, let's just go in.

-We are performers!

-We're nominees!

One of the teams

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