iCarly: iGo to Japan Page #4

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Aw! Who brought

his little junior camcorder?

It happens to shoot in high-def.

He told you.

Yuki, weren't we supposed

to turn left back there?

I know where I'm going.

But I think we passed the turn.

I'm driving, okay?

Don't be obnoxious.

And this is real seaweed?

Wow, I feel like a gigantic

spicy tuna roll.

So, you're both cousins

of Kyoko and Yuki.

-Yes.

-Well, my Freddie is very excited

to be competing against them

in the iWeb Awards.

-So is my sister. You ever seen iCarly?

-No.

Well.

-There. You are wrapped.

-Cool.

-So now what?

-Now, we go to see a movie.

-A movie?

-And then maybe go

for some Italian food.

Perhaps some Eggplant Parmesan.

-Wait, we don't understand.

-You will soon.

But when are you gonna unwrap us?

When the iWeb Awards are over.

After Kyoko and Yuki have won.

-What?

-You guys are kidding, right?

Are you kidding?

I don't think they're kidding.

-We've been set up!

-Yeah.

I don't think those Kyoko and Yuki kids

are as nice as they seemed.

The children! We have to warn them!

Relax. This is just seaweed,

how strong can it be?

Fight! Fight, Spencer!

Spencer?

Seaweed can be very strong.

Why don't you just admit that

you are lost?

-Hey, guys...

-I am not lost!

Why must you disrespect

everything I stand for?

-Hey!

-Kyoko.

-Yuki!

-You guys!

Look, we don't even have time

to shop any more.

The iWeb Awards start in two hours.

So let's just head back to our hotel,

so we don't miss it, okay?

Yeah, we don't want that French moron

with the poopit to win by default.

-They are right.

-Yes.

We should get you back to your hotel,

so we can All make it

to the iWeb Awards on time.

-Thanks.

-Thank you.

We are heading back to the hotel, right?

'Cause it looks like

we're in the middle of nowhere.

Okay, we're lost.

I knew it.

I am sorry we spoiled

your welcome to our country.

Oh, come on,

you didn't spoil our welcome.

Why did we stop?

-We're out of gas.

-And now the welcome is spoiled.

You didn't get gas?

Yes, I got gas! Then we drove very far

in the wrong direction,

and now gas is gone!

And the iWeb Awards start

in an hour and a half.

Well, ain't this sweet.

The five of us are gonna

miss the awards,

so Frenchie and his poopit are gonna

win best comedy show on the web.

Can't you guys just call your parents

or someone to come pick us up?

We don't have cell phones with us.

Okay, then, I'll just call Spencer so...

Your American cell phones

don't work in Japan.

You have ruined everything.

I told you when to turn, but you refused!

What about the time

you left my bicycle out in the rain?

That was nine years ago!

I'm still upset!

This is bad.

What are we gonna do?

I'm so hungry.

This is impossible!

I can't believe we're trapped

by seaweed!

-Seaweed.

-Yes!

-Seaweed is edible.

-So?

If I can't break my way out,

maybe I can eat my way out.

It's working! Try it!

I can't! We Bensons have short necks.

Well, don't worry,

I'm gonna have us out of here fast!

This is serious! Why are you laughing?

Something about Japanese arguing

cracks me up.

They're leaving the van.

Why are they leaving the van?

They're fighting!

-Spencer?

-'Sup?

-What are you doing?

-I'm eating!

-Eat faster!

-I'm eating as fast as I can!

I'm out! I'm free!

You're naked.

What happened to our clothes?

Oh, those rotten masseuses took them.

Towels. Don't look!

Don't worry.

Okay. I'm good.

All right. Now chew me out of here.

I can't. I'm full.

Well, use that sword on the wall

to cut me out.

-Spencer!

-What?

Your towel fell off.

Oh, my God!

Hey, hey, hey, give me your camcorder.

Why are you recording this?

To put on iCarly.com.

Kids love violence.

Uh-oh. Yuki's got her now.

You almost kicked me in the head!

We have to make this

look like a real fight.

No problem.

Come on, Yuki! Get up

and show her what your foot tastes like!

Freddie, you're a boy.

Get in there and break it up. Come on.

-No, I don't wanna. I don't wanna.

-Come on, break it up.

-I'm not gonna. I don't wanna.

-Break it up.

-Go. Go.

-Okay. Fine, I will.

Guys! Guys, seriously!

Just break it up, this isn't...

Freddie!

Okay, that is definitely going

on iCarly.com.

-Okay, my towel is on.

-Nice. Let's go.

What's the matter?

Those massage jerks locked us in here.

What? No way.

It's bolted from the outside.

We've got to get out of here.

There's an air vent!

So?

I'm gonna climb in there,

crawl through the duct to another room,

get us out of here.

Okay.

Be careful.

Wow, it's so dark in here.

You see anything?

No, it's so dark in here.

Wait, I see a light!

Oh, good, it probably leads

to another room.

Yeah, I'm heading toward it right now.

What's wrong?

Just threw up a little seaweed.

Well, are you getting any closer

to the vent?

Yep. Just a few more feet.

Getting closer to the light.

There, I can touch it!

-Good! Can you get out?

-I think so.

Yeah! Hey.

-Spencer.

-I didn't know.

-Be careful.

-I got it.

Help! Can't anybody hear us?

Shut up!

-Let's go!

-Come on.

My eye look okay?

Yes.

-For real?

-No.

It's All black and... Ew! It's throbbing.

All right, this fight's getting old.

That's how we do it in Seattle.

-No problem. We had a little incident.

-Pardon us.

-No need to stare. Arigato,

-Don't blame America.

Oh, my God.

The pain did not help me learn!

Ha! I'm wearing a second towel.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I can't believe Kyoko and Yuki

tricked us like that.

It's Freddie's backpack.

And it smells just like his face.

You know, that seaweed

must be awesome for your skin.

Look at me, I'm glowing.

The children have been kidnapped

by evil Japanese web comedians!

What are we gonna do?

Seriously, I'm glowing, right?

I'm really sorry Sam had

to get physical with you guys.

I'm sorry your foot had to get

physical with my eye.

I'm sorry I haven't eaten anything

in four hours.

-Sam...

-Well, listen to my stomach.

I don't want to listen to...

Oh, my God, it sounds like Chewbacca.

Doesn't it?

It is we who owe you an apology...

For ruining your trip to Japan.

And any chance for either of our web

shows to win at the iWeb Awards.

To apologise, please Allow us

to present you with a special gift.

-Why a gift?

-It's a Japanese tradition

to give someone a gift

after you cause them trouble.

Oh, that's so nice. Where is it?

It is in our van.

Yes. We will both go get your gift...

While the three of you stand there.

You guys don't have to give us anything.

Don't disrespect their traditions.

Is it expensive?

It is very special.

-Just stay right there...

-...And we'll be right back.

Hey, I thought the van ran out of gas.

I don't think we're getting a gift.

Maybe they're driving somewhere

to get it.

No, they did All this on purpose

so they could ditch us

and then go win the iWeb Award!

So they're definitely

not giving us a present.

No!

I feel like we've been walking

for nine years.

I can't believe I got a black eye.

Ahhh! It's still throbbing.

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