iCarly: iGo to Japan Page #3

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possums to Japan, anyway?

Oh, they're not going to Japan.

They're going to Korea.

Possi are the most popular pets

there now.

But wait.

Socko said you're taking us to Japan.

No, I'm taking you over Japan.

-Over!

What?

Here, hold my pepperoni!

-Oh, may I?

-Yeah!

Welcome to Japan!

We should be over Tokyo

in about five minutes.

That's when you jump!

I recommend using a parachute.

Who wants one?

Goggles! Get your goggles here!

Can't go up without your goggles.

Here we go, ma'am.

Take one for yourself!

Here you go, son!

Okay. Thank you!

We're parachuting into Japan?

Can someone hand me the pink bucket?

If you guys wanna land in Tokyo,

you better jump in the next two minutes!

I am not putting on this parachute.

I would rather go to Korea

with the diseased possi.

How could your friend Socko

not have mentioned

that we'd have to jump out

of the plane into Japan?

He might have mentioned it.

He said Freight Dog could drop us

in Japan.

I didn't realize

he actually meant drop us.

We got to get to the iWeb Awards,

so let's just jump.

Guys, there's no way my mom

is jumping out of this aeroplane.

I know how to make her jump.

No chance. She's been afraid

of heights ever since...

O-M-G!

I'm coming, Freddie!

Pechanga!

Okay. Who's next?

Ladies first.

All right.

Oh!

Hold my hand?

Ready?

Shouldn't we count to three first?

Nope! Just scream!

-When?

-Now!

Good job!

Brother!

You got to jump now!

Right.

Sorry. My friend here

is just a little nervous.

Hello,

No! I didn't mean to turn you on!

I'm sorry,

Good job!

-That was insane!

-I know!

-We're in Japan!

-I know!

Where's a sushi bar?

I can't get out of this

psychotic parachute!

Stupid thing.

I can't believe we were forced

to jump into Japan.

When I see Spencer, I am going

to tell him in no uncertain terms

-that I...

Here I come!

Mom!

Come on. Are you All right?

What happened?

-Are you All right?

-Are you okay?

Yeah!

Whoa! Whoa!

That was intense!

Hey, your collar broke.

Oh, yeah! At least now

I don't have to worry about...

I think Freight Dog threw our luggage

out of the plane.

What makes you think that...

The Fat Cakes are okay.

Hey, did anybody see

my red backpack come down?

Okay, I think that's everything.

What happened?

-Finally.

-The front desk is right over there.

-Thank you so much.

-Thank you so much, Officer.

I don't know what we would've done

if you hadn't found us.

Oh. You would have slowly starved

in the wilderness

until you All perished

and were eaten by wild animals.

-Right.

-Well, thanks so much.

-He was nice.

-He was weird.

I took his handcuffs.

-I'll go check us in.

-Haven't you done enough?

-I'll do it.

-I'll go with you.

-Hi.

-Hello. Welcome to Hotel Nakamura.

-May I help you?

-Yeah, we're checking in.

Oh, honeymoon couple?

No. My name's Carly Shay.

We have reservations

through the iWeb Awards.

Yes, let me check and see

what room you are in.

This is a catastrophe!

You must speak with me now.

Excuse me, but we were here first.

I was supposed to have

a separate room for my poopit.

-Your poopit?

-What's a poopit?

-Poopit!

-Puppet?

Okay.

Look, I've had a really tough day

which included jumping out

of a cargo plane full of possums

and wandering in the Japanese

wilderness for seven hours, so I'd...

I cannot share a room with this poopit!

-Sir...

-I got this.

Oomp!

Can I please check in?

Yes, the iWeb Awards have provided

you with a double suite.

-I hope you find the rooms to your liking.

-Thanks.

-Thank you.

-Cool.

-Okay, we're All set.

-Awesome.

Finally.

-Ah! Enjoy your honeymoon.

-Stop saying that!

Oh, nice.

-Cool room.

Check it out.

This is so exciting.

My first pee in a foreign country.

Have fun.

-I've got to crash.

-Me, too.

So, how are we going to split up?

Maybe the boys in this room

and us girls in the other one?

No!

Wouldn't you rather share a room

with your sweet son, Freddie?

Freddie needs you.

-Guys...

-No, Freddie, they're right.

Thanks a lot.

-Hey, where'd Spencer go?

In here!

Look, they leave you these

cute little candies in the bathroom.

I am loving this hotel.

You know they have 24 hour room...

It's soap.

Carly.

Someone's knocking at the door.

Someone's knocking.

I'll get it.

Wake up!

-Who is it?

Kyoko and Yuki.

-Kyoko and Yuki?

-Our competition?

Who are Kyoko and Yuki?

The kids who star in one of the web

shows we're competing against.

What are they doing here?

-Hi.

-Hello. I am Yuki.

Kyoko. Welcome to Japan.

Yes!

Thanks. Come on in.

-Hi.

Hi.

Hey.

I'm Carly, and that's Sam and Freddie.

- Oh, of course.

- We know.

-We love your web show.

-Hey, we love yours.

-Yeah.

-It's awesome.

Oh. And this is my brother, Spencer.

I ate soap.

We just woke up.

At 3:
00 in the afternoon?

We slept through breakfast and lunch?

Fat Cake.

What are you guys doing here?

Well, we found out that

you were staying at this hotel...

And we wanted

to welcome you to Tokyo.

Please accept this expensive gift basket.

-Cool.

-Thanks.

So, your trip here was good?

Yeah, the plane ride was pretty insane.

Till we had to jump out.

You jumped out of your aeroplane?

Some jumped. Some were pushed.

We know it sounds weird,

'cause, well, it was weird,

-but we're fine.

-We are.

Some of our luggage fell to its death.

-Drowned in a lake.

-I thought the soap was candy.

Well, if some of your luggage

drowned, as you say...

Would you like us

to take you shopping?

-Shopping?

-Do we have time?

Oh, yes. The iWeb Awards

do not start for five hours.

Plenty of time.

Freddie? Freddie, look at these

wonderful robes the hotel gives you.

Oh, hello.

Could we get a few extra towels

and some unscented toilet paper?

They don't work here, crazy.

They have a web show that got

nominated for an iWeb Award.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Oh.

They want to take us shopping.

Ooh! I'd like to go shopping.

Oh, well, we would love for you

to join us.

But for the grownups,

Yuki and I have arranged

traditional Japanese

seaweed massages.

-Massages?

-I could use a good rubbing.

Here. Our cousins work at the spa

just down the street.

You will have

a wonderful massage there.

-Awesome.

Well, thank you.

So, shall we go shopping?

Sure, just give us a little time

to shower and get dressed?

-Of course.

-Freddie,

make sure you put on a fresh pair

of anti-bacterial underpants.

Mom.

So, are you nervous about

the competition tonight?

Sure, a little bit.

What, don't you feel All confident

wearing your anti-bacterial underpants?

At least my underwear doesn't have

"I heart Las Vegas"

written across the butt.

You looked in my suitcase?

I did not look in your suitcase!

Hey! There's nothing wrong with

wearing underwear that fights bacteria.

-Yeah.

-Or that was purchased in a casino.

Yeah.

You guys are hilarious.

Just like on iCarly,

well, your guys' show

is really funny, too.

-Thanks.

-Thank you.

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