Ice Age: Continental Drift Page #4

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Yup, they're in.

Great, we'll free your buddies

and we can all work together...

to kick a little pirate booty.

Easy, kitty. Water.

You need it.

I don't need anything from you.

Fine, die of thirst.

That will really show me.

Wait.

I'll take it.

Thank you.

You have a way of saying "thank you"

that makes it sound like "drop dead."

It's a gift.

Well, you're pretty soft, for a saber.

Excuse me, I am not soft.

I happen to be a remorseless assassin.

Oh, Diego-poo!

Hey, I made you another coral necklace.

He keeps losing them.

Yeah, I think I'm starting to get

why you're not in a pack.

Listen, I chose to leave my pack, all right?

Congratulations, warrior princess.

So did I.

- Really?

- What?

Nothing, I just know how hard that is...

walking away from everything you know.

Oh, great, are we going to

braid each other's fur now?

Funny. Really funny.

Can I tell you the difference

between you and me?

I wouldn't still be wearing that necklace?

No, we both

might have wanted out of pack life...

but at least I didn't trade

one pack for another.

I got something more.

Oh, yeah, what's that?

- A herd.

- What's the difference?

We have each other's backs.

Gutt has my back. I'm his first mate.

Really? Because I don't see Gutt

sending out any search parties for you.

You know, you won't beat him.

Your big furry friend over there?

He has no idea what he's up against.

Yeah, but neither does Gutt.

Unwind the binds,

don't let go until we're all on board.

Okay, we need precision timing

from everyone to get that ship.

Half-pint, you got your end covered, right?

I'm going to take that as a "yes. " Diego?

I'll free his little friends.

Sid and Granny?

Untie the ship, sir!

Right, unwind the vines,

and don't let go until we're all on board.

We're relying on you, Sid. You got that?

Yes, sir. Totally focused, sir.

Don't worry.

It'll be easy since

we don't have to guard Shira anymore.

We need to move, now.

Squint, batten down the hatches.

Raz, hoist the anchor.

And, Gupta, fly the colors.

Of course, Captain.

We're setting sail for vengeance, lads.

I love vengeance.

Captain!

Shira! Oh, what a relief!

I thought we'd lost you.

The mammoth. He washed ashore with me.

What? He's here?

Did you sink your fangs into him?

Did he beg for his life?

No, the saber took me down.

You're a failure.

I need warriors, and all I have

are kitty cats and bunny rabbits.

And a seal and a kangaroo.

You take the saber down, or you die trying.

No excuses.

Yes, Captain.

Mr. Squint.

Aye, sir.

You're first mate now.

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of

cool with me, Captain.

Out of my way, saber.

You answer to me now.

Gutt, listen, he's coming for the...

Grab your weapons, mates!

Not the spoon, Flynn.

Follow me!

Yeah, let's do this.

Let me at him! Yeah!

Guys, that's not necessary, really.

I love you, too, yeah.

Get to the ship, don't screw up.

Get to the ship, don't screw up.

- Unwind the vines.

- Don't let go.

- Unwind the vines.

- Don't let go.

Unwind the vines.

Don't let... Oh, yummo!

Sid, no! It's a lotus berry.

It will paralyze you.

Oh, please. I know my berries.

Don't...

swallow.

See, I'm fine.

If there's one thing I know, it's berries.

Uh-oh!

Yeah, finally!

Who's the Easter Bunny now?

- It worked, he bought it!

- Come on!

No, no!

It's been a diversion.

I know, I'm having a blast.

No, pinhead, they're stealing my ship.

One thing, Sid. You couldn't do one thing?

Look at you.

Sid, can you hear me?

Bye-bye.

Say something, buddy.

Let's get them!

Let's go.

The ship!

Come on, we've got to catch it

before it hits open water!

Sorry. All right, I'll hold you higher.

Sorry. Sorry.

Say adieu, mammoth!

Adieu!

Sorry, buddy.

I'm coming, Sid.

I got you! I got you! I got you!

I'm coming for you, mammoth.

Diego!

Come on!

Come on, move it!

Why are you doing this?

You don't understand. I don't have a choice.

You don't have to live this way, Shira.

You'll be safe with us.

- We take care of each other.

- Diego!

I can't hold on much longer.

Diego!

Come with us.

Come with me.

What are you doing?

I've got your back.

So long, banana breath.

Thanks for the ship!

Oh, no, he's gone forever!

Oh! There he is.

Shore leave is over.

Get your sorry carcasses on board now.

Gutt, I can explain.

When this ends...

I'll have a tiger's skin hanging on my wall.

I don't care whose.

That mammoth has taken my ship...

my bounty...

and now the loyalty of my crew.

I will destroy him...

and everything he loves.

Wait for it. Wait for it.

That was awesome.

Can I ask you guys something?

How are you both so happy?

Doesn't it weigh on you

that the world might be ending?

Can I tell him our secret?

Come here. Come here.

We're very, very stupid.

But, still, you're not a teensy bit

concerned about...

I don't know, say, imminent death?

Beep.

I'm going to go find Peaches.

Guys, over here. Come on, it's a shortcut.

You're going to love this.

Come on, girls, let's have some fun.

Wow!

- This is so cool.

- It's like we're upside down.

That is amazing.

Echo!

Too bad your molehog friend

isn't here, huh?

You're not really friends with him, are you?

Yeah, come clean, Peaches.

Are you friends

with that awkward little rodent or not?

I mean...

Louis and I, we've hung out or whatever.

But, no, we're not really friends-friends.

Not friends?

Louis! I...

Busted.

Good to know.

Louis, wait.

Ow.

He even runs away like a loser.

Whoa, Peaches, don't stress.

You're with us now.

Yeah, stress is so stressful.

Yeah, girl, if you're going to stress

about something, stress about your hair.

I know, right?

This humidity, I can't stand it.

Uh, guys, we should get out of here.

Are you kidding? This is epic!

Go! Go! Go!

Yeah!

How sick was that?

Yo, that was insane.

Hey, Peach, loosen up! Have some fun.

Fun, you call that fun? I'm out of here.

Come on, do you really want to go back...

to hanging with a weird molehog freak

and give all of this up?

I mean, it's bad enough

that your family is half possum and...

Bad enough?

There is nothing bad

about being part of my family.

I like hanging by my tail.

And if you geniuses are normal,

this species is going to end up extinct.

Yeah, well, your species

is going to be extinct first.

Burn!

We're the same species, genius.

What? Double burn.

Hey, I can wiggle my toe again.

The important one,

the little piggy who went to market.

Wait! I'm talking again.

I had so many things

trapped inside of me that I couldn't say.

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