Ice Age: Continental Drift Page #5

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Like, "Hey, I'm not dead!"

And, "Why does a hurricane

have an eye but not an ear?"

I'll push him overboard.

You guys say it was an accident.

I'm in. How about you, Diego? Diego?

Hey, relax, buddy!

Captain Crazy

and his floating petting zoo are history.

Come on! We're finally heading home!

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I can't eat, can't sleep.

Maybe I'm coming down with something.

I know what you've got.

The L word.

Yeah, leprosy.

No, Sid, it's four letters.

It starts with "L," ends with "E."

A-ha! Lice!

No, Diego, my friend, is in love.

Oh, yeah! Love.

You mean with the pirate? No.

Shira's gotten under your skin.

Come on, admit it.

A rugged saber like you.

A more rugged saber like her.

No, no, no. You guys are dead wrong.

Denial is the clincher.

You're in love, p*ssy cat!

Diego and Shira

Sitting in a tree

K- I-S-S-I-N-G

Real mature, guys. Real mature.

Then comes marriage

Then comes a baby in the baby carriage

Sucking his thumb...

Diego.

Diego.

Shira?

I wanted to come with you.

She's beautiful.

Sid...

I adore a sloth who cares

nothing about personal hygiene.

That's me, baby.

Ooh!

Granny.

Come to me, Granny.

Well, hello.

The wrinklier the raisin,

the sweeter the fruit.

Ooh! Granny likey.

Granny likey very much.

- Guys, aren't you paying attention?

- Manny...

- Manny, are you there?

- Ellie?

We're over here, Manny.

This way, Daddy.

I really need you.

I know, honey. Stay there.

I'm coming.

You were right, Manny.

You're always right.

No, look, I was...

Wait a minute. Ellie would never say that.

Manny? Manny.

Huh? No, they're not real. They're monsters!

They're sirens. Don't listen to them!

Who can take the sunrise

Sprinkle it with dew

No! They may look real, but they're not.

They're going to destroy the ship!

Come on, tiger. Swim with me.

Sid...

I have a snack for you.

And she cooks, too.

Sid, no!

Mmm.

Mmm.

- Why are we kissing?

- Um...

Because cruises are romantic?

Whew.

Five more seconds

and we'd have been goners.

Call me.

Ew. Uh-uh.

Huh?

Aw.

Aw, hey...

Here, girl.

Here, Precious.

She thinks she finally found her pet.

Good girl. Here you go.

Granny, can't you throw imaginary food

to your imaginary pet?

Enough already.

We need to keep a lookout for home.

Ignore them, Precious.

I do.

You can't take your eyes off her

for one minute.

Nope, it's like having a child.

Only without any of the joy.

Hey, brain trust...

brace for impact.

Guys, look.

We're almost home!

- Buddy, I never doubted you.

- Me either.

Except for the six or seven times

I thought we were going to die.

What's wrong, sweetheart?

You ever say something

you knew you couldn't take back?

Is this about Louis?

I messed up so bad, Mom.

It's okay. It happens.

Cute boys can whiplash your brain.

No doubt about that.

But Ethan was the wrong guy.

And you figured it out.

You'll know what to say to Louis.

What's going on?

The land bridge.

It's gone.

We're trapped!

But we were supposed to meet Dad here.

What are we going to do?

Ellie!

Peaches!

Oh, no. The land bridge.

But if it's gone...

- how are we going to...

- Sid!

No, they have to be on the other side.

Manny, there is no other side.

They have to be here.

Ellie!

Peaches!

I'm here!

Please...

she's got to be here.

Dad!

- Wait, did you hear that?

- Manny...

No, I heard something. I heard it!

- Is that?

- Peaches? There she is!

Dad!

We're coming, sweetie. Don't move!

Daddy!

Peaches!

Welcome home, Daddy.

Let go of me.

What are the odds?

We were just talking about you.

You like the new ship?

I call her Sweet Revenge.

And look here. We've got the catch du jour.

Ellie.

I'm all right.

Let my daughter go.

It's okay.

He wants me. And he's going to get me.

Sacrificing yourself for your daughter.

How touching.

How predictable.

Now come and get her.

Good day, mate.

You remember us?

We're the bad guys.

All right, let them go.

I don't think so.

You destroyed everything I had.

I'm just returning the favor.

No!

I warned you.

Stop!

Let the mammoth go!

Weiner?

Uh-oh. Who brought the muscle to the party?

Louis, don't!

What's he doing?

He's going to get himself killed.

It's okay, I can handle him.

How cute, a hero.

Let's see what bravery gets you.

Gupta, give the lad your weapon.

Nice knowing you, kid.

Let's dance, hero.

Ow!

Don't stand there like barnacles. Get him!

Arr!

Oi, going somewhere, mate?

Let me at him.

Any last words?

Precious!

Will you stop with the "Precious"?

Mummy.

Well, I guess we showed them, huh?

- Precious!

- That's your pet?

Maybe that crazy old bat

isn't that crazy after all.

Nope, she's nuts.

You waiting for a formal invitation,

fancy pants?

Get in.

I'm going to regret this.

Bombs away!

Don't be a scaredy cat.

This smells worse than me.

Precious, set your flippers

45 degrees north.

Granny's done running.

Back off.

It's okay, I'm on your side.

I knew you were a traitor.

Your little bunny nose wiggles

in the cutest way when you're mad.

What?

Your nine lives are over, kitty.

Silly rabbit...

piracy doesn't pay.

Hey, that's not cool. Come on, now.

Anyone have a body wipe?

Suck it up, buttercup. How's it looking?

Not good, Granny sir.

Full speed ahead!

Dive, dive, dive!

Fire!

Booyah, baby!

This feels so good!

Ah, thank you, Mister Whale.

- Hi, Manny.

- Sid!

Help!

Mom!

No, Peaches, I'll get your mother.

You stay there.

Hurry, Manny.

Payback time.

Manny!

- Ellie!

- I got this, Dad.

Peaches, no! It's too dangerous!

Not if you're half-possum!

She did it.

My daughter's all grown up.

That's my girl.

We need to get out of here.

Go, go, I'm right behind you.

No!

I'm right behind you.

Dad!

Whoa!

No!

There's nowhere to run, Manny.

You know, this ocean

isn't big enough for the both of us.

Don't worry...

you won't take up much space

once I flatten you.

I told you, tubby...

you shouldn't have messed

with the Master of the Seas.

You know, sometimes,

it pays to weigh eleven tons!

No!

Bon voyage, monkey boy!

Did somebody hail a whale?

So, you must be Precious.

Mission accomplished, Granny.

Hah! Who says old ladies can't drive?

Huh?

Oh, Captain Gutt!

That's me!

Let's rule the seas together.

Aye, aye.

Huh?

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,

ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Dad!

How's that for an entrance?

Dad!

Manny.

I told you

your father would never give up on us.

Never.

Hey, I actually...

You know, Sid...

you're not such a screw-up.

- Really?

- Really.

You're a hero.

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