Igor Page #6
No.
Good,
because that
would be pathetic.
I can give you
everything you
have ever wanted.
I think I need to go.
Look, the Evil
Science Fair is
in a few hours
You're either with
me or against me
Yes or no?
(GRUNTING)
I take that as a no.
(POWERING UP)
What are you going
to do now, smart guy?
(SCREAMS)
(GRUNTS)
(EXCLAIMING)
Oh!
(EXCLAIMS)
DR. SCHADENRREUDE: No!
(COUGHING)
Frederick!
DR. SCHADENRREUDE'S IGOR:
Frederick! Why are
you swimming?
You just ate
DR. SCHADENRREUDE:
Get off of me,
you buffoon!
(PANTING)
(SQUEAKING)
SCAMPER:
Okay,we finished
your costume.
I just hope it's
cinched enough
at the waist.
Obviously, if I
had more time, I would
have made it flare out
a little bit more
over the knees.
Stop touching it, Brain,
I'm creating a look here.
You guys are my friends.
So, you'll tell me
the truth, right?
SCAMPER:
Yeah, sure.Do you think
I'm pretty?
Brain get me
a tub of eye-liner,
a pound of lipstick,
and if all else fails,
the severed head
of a supermodel.
DR. SCHADENFREUDE'S IGOR:
Okay, the Jacuzzi is not a
bathroom. I know that now.
(COUGHING)
Please, please take
your own sweet time!
I'm loving it here!
Oh, really?
Well, then maybe you
should stay down there
with your Igor,
poopshkin!
You know something?
He's a good listener,
he's got soft hands, and
unlike you, he sometimes
shaves his legs!
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTS)
Wait.
No kissing Heidi
Or do you like me
better as Heidi?
Hmm. Jaclyn, Heidi,
Jaclyn, Heidi.
(SCREAMS)
It would be
really swell
if you didn t go
psycho- girlfriend
on me right now.
I'm not psycho!
Obviously not.
How would you feel
lf every day you had to
be 13 differentt people?
I'm Jaclyn,
your girlfriend.
Then I'm
Dr. Nachtmahr's
girlfriend.
Then I'm
Dr. Groaner's
girlfriend.
All for you!
To help you
steal inventions
year after year!
And I still say those
stolen pills were the
best invention yet.
Well, this time they
really paid off.
Guess what Mommy
found out about our
favorite little monster?
Or should I say
actress?
Oh.
Eva!
Eva! Eva!
Just breathe. Okay.
Center yourself
on the body
(SIGHS)
I'm ready for
my close- up,
Mr. Director.
Oh, no, this isn't happen ng.
Act graceful. Act graceful.
Keep smiling
(SCREAMING)
(THUDDING)
Too close?
No. Eva, you look...
You look beautiful
Oh this is
such a clich,
the leading lady
falling for her
director
Well, you're not
used to high heels
Oh, you mean...
Our work here
is done.
Our work?
You spent the entire
time playing with
a piece of ribbon.
(LAUGHING)
(GROANS)
Eva, about the audition,
the wrong direction.
But I feel
so prepared
No, I've been trying
to make you play a role
that you're not right for.
What?
I have to tell
you the truth.
(HEIDI YODELING)
(HEIDI YELLS)
(GROANS) Heidi.
I'll just be
a minute.
Oh, Igor. Ow!
My ankle.
It twisted like
the pretzel, Igor!
DR. SCHADENRREUDE:
Enchanting.
Thank you. And
who are you?
Someone who does
not want your unique
gifts to go to waste.
(GASPS)
Are you a talent agent?
I was so deep
down worried
that when you opened
the card I thought
I lost you forever.
Heidi, I need to
tell you something.
I don't know
what it is,
but I feel like for
the first time
in my life,
I'm seeing a real Igor.
And I think I'm
in love with him.
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
Wow, when it
rains, it pours
No, no.
Igor is a liar.
He does this...
Igor would never
lie to me. Igor
cares about me.
Cares?
He doesn't care.
Because he built
you to be a weapon.
No, no, no,
you re wrong.
He'I never look
at you and see
a woman.
All he will ever
see is a monster.
I don't believe you.
Open your eyes.
Igor has someone
else in mind for
your role.
(MUFFLED) Heidi, no!
(IGOR GRUNTING)
There's nothing
more for you here.
Come with me.
I will make
you a star
No.
Oh!
What s wrong?
I can t believe
I'm saying this, but
I've made someone else
Huh?
I mean, I've met someone
else, who I made.
It's complicated.
Wait a minute.
You're rejecting me?
I'm sorry.
Forthat big
bumpy thing?
How do you
know about...
I mean, this isn't
even the sexiest me,
but come on! Look at you.
You're hideous.
You really are.
And I kissed you!
Ugh! Yuck!
Um...
(GASPS)
You're a monster.
And as we know,
monsters only
exist to be used.
(SIGHS)
(GASPS)
Schadenfreude!
Eva
KING MALBERT:
Seize him
Where's Glickenstein?
And before
you answer,
you should know
that someone
sent me this!
(SLURRING)
Your Highness,
he's dead.
And he didn't
invent life,
did he?
No.
(GRUNTING)
I did.
(SNICKERING)
An Igor inventing...
Silence!
Hunchy invented
life, eh?
Well, where is it?
It's a she,
and I think
someone's taken her.
Well, if she comes back,
we'll just tell her
where to find you
In the Igor
recycllng plant!
No! Please
No! No!
Eva, where are you?
Eva
Eva
(IGOR YELLING)
CARL CRISTALL:
Lock your doorsend hide your loved ones.
It's the ennual
Evil Science Fair!
I'm Carl Cristall
and I m coming to
you live, invisible
and totally au naturel!
Fans are taking
their seats, includlng
King Malbert himself!
Don't touch me!
CARL CRISTALL:
Meanwhile,the scientists are in
their locker rooms,
prepping their
Evil Inventions!
(RUMBLING)
Here we are.
A dressing room fit
for a leading lady.
(CROWD CHEERING)
EVA:
Wow,listen to that.
How many girls
are audtioning
for this project?
(BAND PLAYING)
I'm gonna go
save him.
Wait.
Look, maybe I 'm
not a genius, okay.
But I know one thing,
I have to try
No, I was gonna say,
"Wait, I'm comlng
with you."
On three.
One.
Hey! No fair
(BRAIN WHOOPING)
(SCAMPER SCREAMING)
(CLANKS)
What are you
doing here?
We're here to
rescue you!
I don't want
to be rescued.
I'm an Igor.
And this is what
happens to us.
Figures, just when
I decided I want
to live...
Don't peek.
Don't worry.
I hope I can still
do a decent audltion
without Igor's help.
Trust me, I'm the one
who's gonna bring
out the real you.
SCAMPER:
Thisisn't you Igor.
Where is all that stupid
optimism and annoying
can-do attitude?
I tried to be someone
different, but the
world wouldn't let me.
Don't you want to go
after Eva and save her
from Schadenfreude?
Are you actually
trying to hypnotize
me Brain?
Yes!
But if that's not
working, then how
about this?
Ow!
Eva needs you
and you're the
only hunchback
that can stand tall
and fight for her.
Brain, that may be
the smartest thing
you've ever said.
Reach, Brain!
Reach!
(STRAINING)
You should have
built me with
a longer arm.
Huh?
Huh?
What? Like this is the
first time I've gnawed
my own feet off.
(ALARM BLARING)
Who says rabbits'
feet are lucky?
(PANTING)
BRAIN:
Wheels,don't fail me now!
(EXCLAIMS)
Wheels failed me!
Wheels failed me!
BRAIN:
We went that way!What are you doing?
Looking for the
secret passage!
There's a ways
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