Internet Famous Page #4

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- He's Snapchatting this.

How we supposed to

get to WebCon?

This is ridiculous.

You know what

they're trying to tell me?

That I was supposed to

put oil in the engine.

Nobody told me that, Dad!

I'm gonna sue.

You know,

I went to Brown.

I work about...

60 hours a week

for 84 grand a year.

And my son,

who dropped out community

college first semester,

he's pulling in

over six figures a month

by tickle fighting

his little gay friend.

So you can say...

I'm proud of him.

Hi, eh, this is

my fifth WebCon.

It's my favorite thing ever.

We save up money every year

to come out here from Vermont.

We drive all the way.

It's kind of a bummer

we got here a little early,

so today's business day.

And everyone knows

only the loser channels

come in on business day.

It's cool.

Like, um, we get to, like,

see a lot of corporate booths.

It's pretty...

it's pretty cool

they can air condition

this many people.

Oh, my shining stars,

you're here.

Uh, hi,

my name is Dave Larson.

I have, uh, asked

the organizers of WebCon

if I could help out in anyway

and really volunteer.

I don't like to

work for money.

Um, which is how I got to...

where I am now.

Dennis Wasserman,

filmmaker.

Oh, you do not have to

tell me who you are.

Believe me, I'm-I'm really

your biggest fan.

In fact,

Dennis, if I may,

I've probably seen more

of Mr. Blankets

than I do of my own kids.

So what's it looking like?

How's the turn out?

The turn out's really good.

The panel is packed.

And I mean heavy

with talent.

Yeah, well,

if it's all right,

I prepared a brief

PowerPoint presentation

on some of my directorial

influences in film,

- and I can keep it under 15.

- Great.

It's 3:
00.

How's it go?

Time to rock. Let's go.

Okay, good,

so let's try a take here.

So, uh, you've got that, like,

you're clutching your stomach.

You know, it's that kind of troubled

but you have a constipated motion

that leads into your walk.

And then you...

you sing the song.

- That's it.

- The song?

I... Oh, I didn't

know I was singing.

I-I don't sing.

And I don't

really direct either.

Let's try a take.

Man:
Okay, everyone, pictures up.

Let's roll camera.

- Okay.

- Rolling.

And action.

Ooh.

There is a house

in New Orleans

They call

the rising sun

- Cut!

- That's a cut. Reset, please.

What's... what...

what are you... what are you...

You're singing...

There's no song.

What... It just came to me.

I didn't see as script.

Look, I wanted to license

"Chocolate Rain,"

which would've been perfect.

I was gonna make it rain

chocolate yogurt.

That was the concept here,

but we got you.

That kid,

too expensive.

So here's the deal, you're gonna

do your little dance in the video,

the one everyone knows,

the wobble thing,

and then you pick up the GoMax

yogurt and sing the song.

Okay? Sound Good?

- I can't.

- Can't what?

- It's not mine. I didn't do it.

- Wait, let me follow this.

You-you don't...

you don't do the song?

I mean, it was

added later by a guy.

He did a techno remix.

She doesn't do...

She just does the dan...

Nobody checked on this?

There's a social media advisor.

Get off your phone!

Let's get that Chocolate Rain

guy back on the phone.

I don't care

what his rate is.

You can go.

Veronica:

So I'm here...

at the convention.

The con...

the big contest.

It's great being here.

Um, I'm so glad

that they let me back in

the competition.

So I could compete

for a one-in-five chance

to have my own TV show.

So if you won,

what would your show be about?

I... I would

just want a show

that would be important

to people.

Would... would matter.

I-I would want a show

that has substance and...

just make a difference

in people's lives.

I feel like that

would be awesome.

And I know that they're

gonna probably call me.

"The Wobbly Walk girl."

And they're gonna just have it

be by my name and everything,

but I'm...

I'm here to tell

everybody that

they have to be okay

with the fact that

I'm never doing that again.

I'm never gonna do

"The Wobbly Walk" again.

- "Wobbly Walk."

- O-M-G!

- "The Wobbly Walk"!

- Hey, you don't mind...

"The Wobbly Walk" girl

is here!

It's her!

It's you!

- You don't mind, right?

- Oh, my God.

- - Wait, I'm

gonna take one, too. Okay.

God, I feel like I'm walking

underneath a shoe.

Shh. Tomas, don't upset

the commoners.

I don't give a, Hank.

Okay, this has been

the worst day of my life.

Can you just support me

right now?

Oh, my God,

you're Tomas and Hank.

Can I get a picture?

This is my Katrina.

I think that blouse

looks a lot better on you.

Oh.

- Whoa.

- I have this one, guys.

Oh, it looks like

they only gave us one bed.

- Oh, this is an outrage.

- I'm calling management right now.

- Don't worry, Amber, we got this.

- What?

No, guys, it's fine.

We'll share.

All right,

let's get this started.

Thank you, each and every

one of you, for coming.

And, actually,

with this turn out,

I will be able to thank

each and every one of you

privately, which is great.

There's something called

the strategic inflexion point.

That's when you sort of

show up out in society

and you realize that everyone's

speaking another language.

I didn't understand what the

hell anyone was talking about.

It was literally

like I walk out,

and I talk to a person

who's younger than 40,

and he's like...

That's what it

sounded like to me.

But then I thought

when you reach that point

and everyone's speaking

gibberish,

you better find out

what they're talking about.

Turned out they were talking

about the Internet.

I'm director

Dennis Wasserman.

Welcome to the art

of filmmaking.

Stanley Kubrick.

Orson Welles.

Fellini.

These aren't just names,

they're filmmakers.

But what is filmmaking?

- Yes.

- Yes, uh, hi, question.

When are you gonna

bring out Mr. Blankets?

Wait, you know

Mr. Blankets?

He's... he's having

a cat nap.

Fantastic.

No, seriously,

where's the cat?

I waited 45 minutes to make

a Vine with Mr. Blankets.

He's... Does anyone have

any questions about filmmaking?

- Forget it.

- Uh, wow!

Way to go.

Way to speak out loud.

Let's, uh, let's do that.

Let's go ahead and open this up

to a... to a Q and A.

Are there any questions at all?

Anything at all, fire away.

Yes, ma'am.

My question's for Kimmycam.

Would you rather have

all of your clothes

made out of nachos

or ice cream?

- Thank you.

- Ice cream, definitely.

Hey, that's

a really good question.

Let's just open it up to the panel,

let's just go right down the line.

Texas Mike, ice cream

or nachos for clothes?

I don't know,

they're both pretty messy.

I think ice cream

would just be way too cold.

Ice cream.

I can take it.

Love you, Prank-A-Lank!

You always say

what's on your mind.

Well, I, for one,

am definitely wearing nachos,

so I guess we got a tie.

And a tiebreaker, Dennis.

Which is it gonna be?

Ice cream or nachos

for clothing?

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