Internet Famous Page #7
show on the boob tube,
what the heck
are you gonna do?
Well...
I just wanna
make people laugh.
So it will most definitely be
a funny show.
Thank you.
Okay, save some of that comedy
for your own show.
Let's roll the clip,
shall we?
Hey, Amber. Amber.
So the video is four minutes,
so that means that you have...
four minutes.
Oh, God.
- We can do the Miley spoof "We Can't Mop."
- No!
Everybody's already seen
"We Can't Mop," Hank.
It has 100 million views.
How 'bout The Weeknd?
The new Weeknd spoof?
No, "I Can't Find My Vase"
isn't ready yet.
Amber, I'm coming for you!
Man:
How's it going, Dale?
Oh, uh, not too good, no.
Um, it's been
a tough couple days.
I guess I just...
I just see
perpetual darkness around me.
I don't really see anything, uh,
too hopeful, other than Lucy.
But, um, I don't...
I don't see much for Dale.
So, uh...
But next week's
my birthday, so...
- Coming through.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Restricted access, sir.
Why don't you check your clipboard
there for Mr. Blankets?
Is that Mr. Blankets?
It's a cat.
Get in there.
It's started. Sorry, sir.
We have Mr. Blankets.
I did it! I got 'em!
Oh, my God,
Doug, you are amazing!
All right, I'm gonna go to
the changing room real quick.
- Go, go.
- No, don't go anywhere, Amber.
- We're back on in 30 seconds.
- Oh, my God.
- What are we gonna do?
- Okay.
Kevin, Doug, I need you guys
to watch this area, all right?
I'm not wearing
any underwear.
Carlos, look at me.
I need you to help me
get dressed.
- Okay.
- Here you go.
All right, let's go.
All right,
it's coming off.
Okay, it's coming down.
- Oh, my gosh, it's so cold in here.
- You need a hand?
Bra. Okay.
How about the original? The original
that you've been working on.
- No.
- Yes!
Why not?
Think about it.
The entire world
is watching us.
This is where we can show that you
are not just a parody artist.
You're an artist.
Okay, underwear.
Okay, how do I look?
Beautiful.
Amber! Amber! You're on right now.
Go. Go, go, go.
Good luck.
Wow, well,
gee whiz, Amber.
Those tapes were very...
bouncy and perky.
I'm not Amber.
I'm Mrs. Cloudbottom,
the Dogcatcher.
Are there any dogs out here
for me to catch?
Whenever I see a dog
off the leash,
I got a real bone to pick
with the owner.
Boo.
How are we supposed to write the
jokes when she's on the stage?
- We did write the jokes.
- Shut up, Doug, be constructive.
Come on, guys, think.
I'm a dogcatcher,
and my name is Mrs. Cloudbottom.
Take it off!
- Ruff, ruff, man.
- Whoa!
Looks like
we got a live one.
Oh, definitely neuter.
Wow, great job, Amber.
I mean, Miss Cloudbreast.
Way to pull that one
out of your net.
Okay, judges,
what do you gotta say?
Karen Raye Quivers.
You know, no judgment,
but when I first met you,
I thought,
"Now there is a girl
I just don't trust."
She's fake. She's got fake hair.
A fake face.
Looks like she done
bought it at a store.
And I thought
the nerve of this woman.
She probably never worked a day
in her whole damn life.
She got beady,
cold, evil-wall eyes.
You know, the kind
that just follow you.
You can't escape them
No matter what you do.
No matter what God you pray to.
But then, you totally
turned it around.
Good for you. You got my vote.
Congratulations.
Oh!
Um, you know,
Ruff.
Then it ended up
kinda "grr-eat."
So that was,
um, something.
Um, I would, uh,
scratch behind her ears
if given the opportunity.
And, uh, she deserves a treat.
Good girl, good girl.
Oh, somebody
better call an ambulance
because my heart
just stopped.
You are funny and pretty.
That's a w-w-w-winning combo.
Combo!
Gosh, Larry, we miss you
on the silver screen.
We'll be right back.
Way to save the Titanic,
lady dog. Good job.
Oh, my God.
You guys are amazing.
Mwah. Mwah.
Mmmwah!
Tell us everything.
Size, shape, color... you are by far
the best describer of the group.
Was it like magic?
Was it like we dreamed of?
It was amazing, man.
There was nipples everywhere.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
- Keep going, keep going.
- And when she... she took off the bra,
they were free
and they were bigger than ever.
- They were big?
- They were huge.
I-I saw everything, man.
They were big.
- But I saw it, I saw it.
- You saw it.
- I saw it.
- My boy.
I panicked.
I had my shot,
and I-I freakin' blew it.
I shut my eyes so tight.
All I could see is blackness.
100% black.
Is that the cat?
Oh, thank God you're here.
Is everything okay? Look, Diane,
will you get him a water, please?
Oh, Diane, make that
a room temp, okay, sweetie?
Please welcome Tomas "The Parody
Boss" and his little friend Hank.
Or as you may know them...
Hamas?
- Great to see you again, bro.
Yeah, we definitely
have never met.
- Yeah, we met that... that one time.
- No, never happened.
- You're one of my Hanky Panks.
- What the is that?
What the
is a "Hanky Pank"?
Okay, so, let's uh,
let's roll the tape, shall we?
Actually, uh, we're gonna do something
Because right now, we're gonna
be performing an original song!
And it's gonna be banging!
Okay, I have no idea
what that means.
amazing.
All right, well, here we go.
No tape.
Here they are,
Tomas and Hank performing.
I love you, Hamas!
Yo, I know God said
no false idols
But I talk to God
and we chill so
You can pray to Tomas
I'll get you
through it all
It started
as a little boy
I used to dream
of what life could be
I've checked
all the boxes now
That I'm on frickin' TV
I am, I am
Everything,
I'm everything
Yeah, I am
I am
Everything
I'm everything, yeah
When I was
a little boy
My teacher asked
what we wanna be
Most kids said astronaut
The answer
should've been me
Now I make more money
in a month
Than my teacher
made in a year
And all those kids from
my class will kill themselves
When they see me here
I am...
I'm done.
I am absolutely done.
So go tell Chris
that I'm not doing it,
'cause I'm not doing
"The Wobbly Walk."
Veronica, if you leave,
you could get sued.
You signed a contract, and you
will be held liable for damages.
Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!
Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!
Life goals, dream goals
House goals, car goals
Boy goals, girl goals
Equal goals,
whatever goals
Sleep goals,
teeth goals
Tan goals, cash goals
Squad goals,
all the goals
you'll just see pictures of me
I am, I am
Everything,
I'm everything
Yeah, I am
I am
Everything,
I'm everything
Yeah
Woman:
Do "Heathers," come on!
Man:
Why didn't you do "Moo, moo"?
Wow, fellas, that was...
that was really loud.
Uh, let's... let's check-in
with our judges.
- Karen?
- Oh, honey.
Honey, I have got to say,
that was the worst piece of sh*t
I've ever seen in my life.
all over this room.
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