Invader Zim Enter The Florpus Page #2

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I liked when he was dead.

I remember Phase Two!

You do? Good work, GIR! Tell me.

You gonna order a million pizzas,

and then I gotta roll around

in them pizzas,

and that's the story

about how I turn into a giant pizza.

This isn't the time

for the giant pizza story, GIR.

And that will never happen!

Silence! I need to think!

Just calm down and...

Computer, did you put The Tallest on hold?

Nope.

- Hmm?

- Huh?

I don't think they heard anything.

Yes, they did.

I am Irk's finest Invader.

If The Tallest find out

I failed to dominate the Earth

because I forgot Phase Two,

who knows what they'll do?

Hmm?

Invader Zim,

you were once our best,

most amazing Invader,

but now, you're dumb.

Also, stupid.

As punishment,

you will be stripped of your Invader rank,

re-encoded as nothing.

But you can't! I am Zim!

Control Brains, re-encode.

Re-encoding.

It is done, My Tallest.

Zim, you will live out

the rest of your long, sad days as...

Wait, no, never mind.

GIR, time is of the essence.

The Tallest could be here any day now...

...and Dib won't stay a chair forever.

Go to my scheming lab,

and bring me everything

that could be Phase Two.

Quickly!

Ahh.

Useless dookie!

I need more time

to remember Phase Two.

Computer, how much longer do I have

before The Tallest arrive?

Information unknown.

Unacceptable.

Access The Tallest's computers

and retrieve their flight plan.

Ooh, yes, right away, sir.

Are you doing an accent?

I get bored.

P.S. There is insufficient power

to access the flight plan.

Then find more power,

and be sneaky about it.

Activating sneaky mode.

Sneaking!

Sneaking!

Sneaking!

Sneaking!

Flight plan retrieved.

Along this line is every world

the Irken Armada plans to conquer,

but where's Earth?

The Tallest said it was

the most important mission of all.

Computer, zoom out.

Zooming out.

Hmm.

Keep zooming out

until you find out

how far The Tallest are

from Earth.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

- Hurry it up.

- Zooming out.

- Zooming out.

- Vámonos!

I must begin Phase Two

before Dib gets back into

annoying fighting shape.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Hmm, I'm sure it's there,

- somewhere.

- Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

I was in bad shape,

then I got too in shape,

now I'm back to normal shape.

Oh, man, Dib, not the coat.

It makes me look mysterious.

Now, step aside.

I've got a Zim to stop.

All right, test children.

These bracelets are just prototypes,

so try not to breathe or think

while the energy field is...

What? Oh.

Behold, my boy child!

I can't remember the last time

I saw you this excited

about science.

Huh?

My new

Peace Day edition Membracelet.

Tomorrow at my big keynote event,

I reveal it to the world.

And when Peace Day comes,

the children of the Earth

will hold hands and...

Wait a minute.

The alien-hunting briefcase?

Oh, son.

Not this nonsense again.

Dad, trying to save the Earth

from Zim's alien evil

is not nonsense.

Without me, there might not be

an Earth to hold hands around.

Son, there are no aliens.

I've tried to be patient with

your unscientific interests...

...bigfeets, ghosts,

vampire-bees...

You saw those sting marks,

and you know I eat

a lot of honey now.

Well, as a man of science,

I need proof,

and I just haven't seen...

Proof? Proof?

How do you need

more proof than this?

Everything I've collected from

my countless battles with Zim,

from my daring travels

into the unknown things

your science has closed its eyes to.

It makes it very difficult

to get to the lawnmower.

That's Tak's ship,

an alien spaceship

I captured from

one of Zim's alien enemies.

Shouldn't spaceships fly?

It will, as soon

as it lets me fix it.

Dib, your face is stupid.

It's a fine, fake spaceship

you've built there, son, but...

Fake? It's not...

Dad, nobody believes me,

so I'm used to defending

our world on my own,

but I wish, just once,

you'd have my back.

Wishing isn't very scientific, son.

This ends today, Zim!

I'm ready for

everything you got!

Welcome back once again...

- Uh...

- ...countdown to Peace Day...

Intruder!

Prepare to come on in!

I'm Ian Cornish, your host,

on this beautiful, sunny day.

And joining us for our

countdown to Peace Day

is Bloaty the Pig.

What do you have for us, Bloaty?

Hey, Zim's evil robot.

- Where's Zim?

- Mmm-mmm.

This my special pizza

I make just for Peace Day.

It got ten kinds of pizza

inside the pizza,

so that's pretty good.

Where's Zim?

I don't know!

I worry about

that boy so much.

You want some nachos?

Uh, no, thank you.

Hey, keep it down out here.

I'm trying to be miserable

in my cheesy cocoon of misery.

What's going on in here?

What's all this junk?

Yeah, they're all experiments

that I was hoping would be

Phase Two of my plan.

Is that supposed to be my dad?

Oh, hello, son!

Yeah.

I figured he could replace

your actual dad.

And then, I don't know,

ground you forever or something.

I just couldn't get it

to make pudding

the way you love so much.

It ruined the illusion!

I don't love pudding.

What's that smell?

The smell's all me.

What you gonna do about it?

I'm gonna lock you up, is what!

Fine, I don't care.

Wait, really? Why?

This is the flight path

of the Irken Armada.

And there,

shmillions of light years

away from that path

is Earth.

Do you see what this means, human?

That your leaders only fly

in a straight line?

The Tallest aren't coming!

So, you really give up?

I actually finally win?

Earth is safe.

I've lost the respect of My Tallest!

Uh...

Come on, man.

There may come a time

when we at Membrane Labs

stop making the world more amazing.

You know, my dad doesn't respect

what I do, either.

That time is not now.

He thinks I'm crazy

like the rest of the world,

the world I just saved

without anybody knowing.

Tomorrow,

at the Membrane Labs Keynote,

we make history again.

Membrane Labs.

Who wants a better everything?

Wait a minute, the keynote.

Dad's announcing

the new Membracelet tomorrow.

The whole world'll be watching.

If I could somehow take control

of Dad's keynote stream,

I can expose a real alien, you,

live in front of the entire planet.

I believe you, Dib.

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

Whoo! Yeah, yeah!

You just might still

be good for something, Zim.

What do you say?

Fine. I don't care.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I am so very proud

to announce...

the new Peace Day edition

Membracelet!

Dib,

why is Zim here?

Don't worry about it, Gaz.

It's... I'll explain later.

This is Dad's big night.

Don't even think of doing

anything dumb, or...

Gaz, don't worry. Just go.

Enjoy the show.

I'm sure it's gonna be something special.

Whew. Okay, Zim.

Did you use your alien stuff

to take over the control room?

Oh, yeah.

Give me a minute.

...apps such as Peanut Simulator...

I updated your bracelet.

Just hit that button,

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