Invader Zim Enter The Florpus Page #3

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and you'll be in control

of everything.

Is this update squeaking?

I guess so.

I can't believe I'm saying it,

but this is your greatest work ever.

Eh.

As you know,

tomorrow is Peace Day,

and nobody is as excited for

the big celebration as I am.

I am!

Not scientifically possible!

Children. We discovered they generate

an energy field of limitless,

chaotic potential.

We call that child energy "Childergy."

The new Membracelet

harnesses that childergy

and channels it outward

as pure peace and joy.

- Ooh.

- Tomorrow,

children will hold hands...

...encircling the planet

in Membracelets

to bring about a peace

unlike any

the world has ever known.

Get ready to see the truth, world,

but specifically, Dad.

Huh?

Oh, no.

Greetings, fellow humans.

Zim? Wait, what?

Where's my dad?

I'm, eh, Professor Zim.

Oh, so that other guy just retired

and put me in charge,

and I just made some

exciting new changes to the bracelet.

- Eww!

- No!

Wait! Zim's an alien!

No!

He...

He's so cool.

We should all do

everything he says,

no matter how evil it sounds.

Hail Zim!

Yes, be joyous, you fools.

Buy my bracelet,

and get ready for

the most peaceful Peace Day

your grotesque eyeballs

have ever seen!

The bracelet comes in four colors!

No!

Please say that was

just a horrible nightmare.

- Son!

- Dad?

Breakfast is ready.

Yes! Yes!

Yes, yes!

Good morning, Da...

Oh, no!

Happy Peace Day, son!

You is grounded forever.

Bweakfast is da most

science-y meal of da day.

♪ Doop, doop, doop

Doop, doop, doop, do ♪

Pudding.

If Foodio 3000 could just perhaps...

No, foody guy!

I taking care of it.

These my kids

and science and stuff.

Gaz, I'm so sorry.

Zim tricked me.

I didn't mean for any of this to...

What?

You didn't mean

to ruin Dad's big show,

get him kidnapped,

and hand Zim the keys

to Membrane Labs

while you and I are held prisoner

by something that looks like

Dad having an allergic reaction

to radioactive bees?

Eh, something the matter, honey?

Nah, it's cool, Dad.

How can you be so calm?

That thing isn't Dad.

- Yeah, look.

- Just go along with...

You're not our dad!

Oh, man, here we go.

That's a terrible thing

to say, son.

Oh, Dib, always kidding.

Of course, he's our dad.

Great breakfast, Dad.

Is it good pudding?

It's the worst pudding

I've ever had in my life.

Thanks, honey.

It's not easy taking care

of two kids on my own...

It's so rewarding.

You're a clone.

Our real dad's been kidnapped by Zim.

Son, it not nice to say bad things

about your best friend.

Zim is not my best friend.

- He's wonderful.

- No, he's the worst.

- You love Zim?

- No!

I hate him! He's the most...

I love Zim.

We need to get out of here.

And find Dad, but Clembrane's fast.

- Clembrane?

- Clone, membrane.

And yeah, I already tried

busting out every possible way.

No luck.

You tried escaping without me?

Let's focus on the now, Dib.

Every move I made,

he was there to stop me.

Remember, kids,

I'm here for you if you ever

need to talk about stuff...

Stay in school.

Brush your teeth.

That's good advice, Dad.

Ooh, it's time for Peace Day now!

If you're just tuning in

to our Peace Day coverage...

...you're watching Zim,

the new head of Membrane Labs,

personally overseeing the sale

of his new Membracelet

from one of the new mobile M-Labs Stores

deployed all around the world.

Yeah!

Yeah!

So, this show is just

Zim laughing the whole time?

And that concludes

the laughing portion

of the program.

People of Earth,

of which I am one,

because I am human

and inferior and disgusting

just like you are,

Happy Peace Day!

My amazing new Peace Day Bracelet

is a huge success!

You, barely sentient bag

of meat and juice,

what do you think

of my new bracelet?

I love it!

It's a lot more alive

than I expected, though.

It sure is.

Already, children around the world

are beginning to hold hands.

Soon, the ring of children

will connect right here,

and my greatest plan

shall be revealed!

He really does seem

to love his job.

Wait a minute.

That place looks familiar.

Is that...

Zim!

Get off my lawn!

Hi, Dib!

What are you doing here?

I live here!

You're gonna have to speak up!

You won't get away with this!

What?

- You won't get a...

- What?

- You won't get awa...

- What?

- You won't get away...

- What?

- You...

- What?

Dib, check out how huge

your head looks on TV.

I'm here for you, buddy.

Come here.

Work harder, children.

Harder!

Don't you want world peace?

Work harder for Zim.

Hi, Dib.

Look at them, GIR.

All this time

trying to subjugate the humans,

and all I had to do

was charge them for it.

Mmm-hmm.

But the children of Earth

are letting me down.

I need you to use the power

of your Irken robot brain

to create a song about peace.

One so inspiring, the children will have

no choice but to peace harder!

Like this?

- Mmm-hmm?

- No, GIR.

Try again.

Oh.

I think I know.

Yes. Yes.

Huh?

♪ Peace is nice ♪

♪ Peace is nice ♪

♪ Peace is better than ♪

♪ Chicken and rice! ♪

♪ Peace, peace, peace ♪

♪ Nice, nice, nice ♪

♪ Peace, peace

Chicken, chicken ♪

♪ Rice, rice, rice ♪

♪ Peace is nice ♪

♪ Peace is nice ♪

♪ Peace is better than ♪

♪ Chicken and rice! ♪

♪ Peace, peace, peace ♪

♪ Rice, rice, rice ♪

♪ Peace is nice ♪

♪ Peace is nice ♪

♪ Peace is better than ♪

♪ Chicken and rice ♪

♪ Peace, peace, peace ♪

♪ Peace, peace

Chicken, chicken ♪

♪ Rice, rice, rice ♪

♪ Peace is nice... ♪

It's working!

It's working!

Stop!

Zim's done something to the bracelets!

Don't hold hands!

Relax. It's Zim we're talking about.

Whatever he's got planned,

it's not gonna work.

No!

Ha! Nothing happened, Zim!

Of course nothing happened, human.

It's not enough

to simply attach

a space-phasing

alien horror blob

to these bracelets.

"Space phasing"?

You'd also need something

with the power to harness

the dark energy of space

to activate them.

Only one being

in the known universe

has such a power.

My creation, Minimoose.

♪ Minimoose ♪

♪ Minimoose ♪

Huh?

Behold my victory!

Look at me being wrong.

What have you done, Zim?

I've teleported the Earth

to a part of space

directly in the path

of the Irken Armada.

Now The Tallest

have to visit me next.

- Where's our dad?

- You what?

I can't believe I fell for

your sad, shmoopy act!

My shmoop was no act.

I truly felt I had failed The Tallest,

but then you told me

about the power of the bracelet,

inspiring me.

It's funny, really.

Laughter, GIR.

And I owe it all to...

I smell pudding.

...to you!

Eh?

Is that part of your brilliant plan, Zim?

Eh, probably.

I mean, I'm so incredible,

even I don't know everything I do.

Computer, what is that thing

in space that just happened?

Thing is a Florpus Hole

created by the incredibly stupid

teleportation of an entire planet.

And is "Florpus Hole"

as cool as it sounds?

Florpus Hole will suck in

all nearby worlds,

wherein they will collide violently

with alternate realities.

There, you see?

It's just a shmorpus hole.

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