Iron Sky Page #3

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Come back here.

Look Ive maped out somethings

Oh big fella

All work and no play?

Now listen , don't you think

if I asphyxiate the president ...

Will the troops stand in line with us?

thats when i will order the moon invasion

It will be Choirless bloodshed.

ill eliminate the moon fuhrer.

Klaus Adler.

So Klaus, is the clown joining us?

what...did you all buy tickets?

ok...so do you want to

introduce me to your friends

Get your hooks off me you

crystal mouthed piece of sh*t

i can make it worth your while,

just please let me go

Im here to tell you that I

have nothing with you and your plans

You Nazi-piece-of-sh*t

he fell for the old

one last blowj*b offer

god...Nazis are stupid.

i commend you on your marksmanship

Shame. She was such a nice girl

Just have to kill her later

So, it was real?

-All this time.

-Never doubt a Nazi, beautiful woman.

farewell, fasionista

I have a planet to conquer

Ill just... grab this

Bye

Good luck with the rest of your life.

Un...be...f***in...lievable

Thank you, Kelly.Moments ago

New York has come under attack

Witnes' claim to have seen 100s of UFO's

appearing suddenly over the

city and opening fire

Billy get that

Are you getting that?

Kelly, the craft is at least 60 feet across

I'm seeing what appears to be

a weapon of some-kind dangling down

Oh my god it's opening fire

I'm going to hide

There is little information.

but heres what we know at this time

-Ok you see the thing is, Klaus

-I know it was your doing.

-It's wonderful

-It's wonderful?

It's brilliant. I'm a wartime

president now.

All presidents that start

war in their first term of office

always get re-elected, I thought,

I was going to have to

bomb Australia or something

No, you bring me real

-Who are these guys anyway?

-Nazis.

-from the moon.

-Real live Nazis?

Holy sh*t, this just getting

better and better

Your a miracles work of thing.

They are the only guys we actually

manage to beat in a fair fight

I'm just like Franklin D. Roosevelt.

only no, I'm not a spastic.

I knew youd be excited

If youre Roosevelt, who is your

General Patton or MacArthur.

Mister secretery of Defense.

Do you have any thoughts on this?

Send her.

-Me?

- Hey you're the miracle worker.

Apparently you dodge bullets too

-I wouldn't know...

-What to wear? Youll think of something

you always do

Madam President ...

Ready to face the music?

Escape from the Nazis.

Take us upstate

We need to go back to the moon

We?, we rhymes with me.

and i ain't going

-They got a Gotterdammerung all around the moon.

-I couldnt give a good damn what they have

-I'm not going back to that place.

no way.-You want to look like that for

the rest of your life?

oh Great, now this is my fault

-Let me in

-I am no hero, James.

I need you.

Do you know how to drive this thing?

Well can't be any different

than playing 'wing commander'

Lets try..

I swear we do not have

nothing on the moon

-Japan?

-It is not ours

-China?

-It is not us

It's bloody well not ours

-I confess

-Yes, North Korea? Confess to what?

The spaceships are ours.

Our beloved leader designed

and built them himself

-What is so funny?

-All right, North Korea. Sit down.

-So, it was you India, I knew that

-No, no this is a sign of peace

That is the sign of peace

These thugs are Nazis

I mean the real mcCoy.

They have been hiding

on the moon just waiting to pounce

My question is, what

are yall planning to do about it?

because we happen to have a little

something up our own sleeve

And I'm sure theyll

be thankful for it

May I present you to tomorrows

exploration ship the USS George W Bush.

Good work, take it to Officer Tyler please.

This is trajectory, whats our status

on the orbit window

Commander on deck

The hostile fleet have launched

a full scale aerial attack

against the United states

These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and they

are operating fully within the thermosphere

Each of them approximately carry 200

enemy vessel and are extremely...

Hell have no fury, heil Adler.

Alright kiddies lets get

this show on the road

Vivian, you look great.

How is it going up there?

Madam President, I couldn't be better

I am packing dozens of mega tonnes

of nuclear warheads

which I am going to carefully

place up Klaus' kraut ass

just as soon as i get him in my sights

-Carry on, kick butt

Let them see what that baby can do

Working at optimum capacity

Ammo consumption within tolerance

We going under extremely heavy fire

Were gonna need reinforcements right now

What the hell is the meaning of this?

Good day mate this Australian ship,

dundee Indurain 1,Ready to kick ass

Spitfire reporting in

Hang in there W

Canada joining the battle

this is a direct violation of

international space treaty

that you all signed, every single

one of you

Ready to join the battles

That is supposed to be destroyed

this is an outrage, your all

liers just like my ex ex-husband

-Calm down lady, calm down

-Don't you lady me, pinko

Okay who didn't arm their spaceships?

Great, great. That's just great

-You all gave me your word

-but you broke yours

We always break ours,

thats just what we do

Okay fine fine fine

Let just beat the sh*t out of

these pricks, and talk about

the details later

This is beautiful

-Where the hell are we going?

-To the Gtterdmmerung.

I think Klaus will be there.

What did you think of that adler

Alright, what about this moon business

what do you say we head on over

and slap them around abit

Klaus, baby I coming to get you.

-What the hell is this place?

-This is the Gtterdmmerung.

It will liberate the earth

Actually

It is the biggest war

machine ever created

-This is the bridge. Thats where I'm going

- I need to find your father, so...

-Where you think he at?

-I think you will find him over there

Try to sneak in, and please

paralyze the engines

-Or otherwise the earth is destroyed.

-Note to self, paralyze the engines

got it

No. You be careful

-I mean you know...

-What?

-Because you like me.

-Right...

Oh, come on, a little

You like me....

We have a visual on the

Nazi fortress, commander

Obviously and overstated

as usual Klaus

Alright, everyone,

let get those nukes in action

-Im declaring this fortress

a free-fire-zone.-But there are

woman and children down there

The United States of America

does not negotiate with terrorists.

-Prime warhead on secondary armament

-Roger that

-Prepare all available warhead on ground

-Fire the f***ing nukes

Nukes away

Job well done

hey quack, remember me?

The moon spook you

turn into snowflake

Oh sh*t, it's alive

He must have the smallest

dick in the universe.

Time

to f*** back.

Everyone, take position around

this fat fallasand wait for

my command to open fire.

Offensive ground confirmed

-Let her rip

-Washington, do you hear me?

-You need to shut down the engines

-I'm working on it.

holy crap

congratulations

High five

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