Is That a Gun in Your Pocket? Page #6
- It's probably all
the jerking off.
- Boys I can't be
a part of this.
- Yeah I can't either.
Hell hath no fury
like a latina scorned.
- Fellas I'm not
suggesting you do anything
you don't want to.
Okay god knows I'm
not the one to judge,
but I do know that what
your women are doing
is wrong.
And in like you have
to pay the consequences
for your actions.
This here's about freedom.
And our forefathers really
fought hard for that freedom.
And now the battle's
come to rockford.
So for those of you who
wanna stand up and fight
for your freedom,
there will be dozens of
beautiful ladies here
tomorrow night at eight.
God speed gentleman.
Oh, oh and boys please remember
it's our little secret.
- Meeting ajourned.
- Getting a bit
out of hand, huh.
- A bit.
But there's always
a silver lining.
- What's the silver
lining with a sex rink?
- Keeps you from sleeping
with my daughter.
- Okay so I'm here.
- I got you something.
- Thank you.
It's a striking resemblance.
What's it for?
- I wanted to apologize.
I'm sorry ant what I said.
You know about your mom
and about not wanting to wait.
I love you Sandy.
I wanna be with you.
No matter what that is.
- I am so gonna make
it worth the wait.
- Oh can I get one
of them red things?
- A rose?
- Yeah roses are good.
- Hot date?
- I hope so.
- Well she must be real special.
- Oh I'm sure she is.
- It's nice to see people
still courting each other
even though there's no,
well you know.
- Yeah.
What's courting?
- You know good
old fashion dating.
- Oh yeah.
Courting.
- So what's her name?
- Who?
- The girl you're
buying the flowers for.
- Oh, I have no idea.
- Ah blind date.
- In a sense yeah.
But I'm not at Liberty
to discuss it though.
- Discuss what?
- Oh the two truck loads of
hookers coming in tonight.
Did I say hookers?
- Yeah.
- Because I meant
something else.
Thank you very much.
You keep the change.
- Right here.
Drivers license and
registration please.
Can you remove it from
Why so nervous, Gus?
- No reason.
- Officer Archer?
- Sheriff.
- Can you check out
the other truck?
- Copy that.
- Would you mind stepping
out of the vehicle sir?
- Is something wrong?
- That's what we're
here to find out?
What brings you to rockford Gus?
- Just delivering some goods.
- That wouldn't be
contraband would it Gus?
- No ma'am just ordinary goods.
- At 8 pm on a Sunday Gus.
You been drinking Gus?
- No ma'am.
- Put your arms out to
your side like this.
Now touch the tip of
your nose with each hand.
Put your right foot in.
Put your right foot out.
Put your left foot in.
Now shake it all about.
- Excuse me?
- You know the hokey pokey Gus?
- I'm afraid I don't.
- Let's look in the truck.
Open her up.
Cherries huh.
- What time you got?
the last time you asked me.
- Must have got lost.
- Yeah rockford's
really hard to find.
- Where'd you tell
Barb you were going?
- I don't think she's much
interested in my where abouts.
- Well I'm only
waiting one more hour.
And that's it.
- Mrs Parsons.
- Oh hi Owen.
- What in blazes are you doing?
- What you're not even cops.
You better let us go right now.
- I'll handle this sir.
Ladies I'm gonna need
all those uniforms back.
It wasn't very nice
of you to take 'em,
what if there was some emergency
and I had to show
up on the scene
in nothing but my skivvies?
but desperate times call
for desperate measures.
- That's true.
- We'll return them
to you straight away.
In the meantime they're
Courtesy of the fine
citizens of rockford.
- You can't keep us here.
We have rights.
- Tell it to the judge pimp.
- Does your husband
know about this?
- We're not communicating
to great these days.
But I'll be sure
and leave him a note
when I get home.
- Where are the ladies?
- What ladies?
- Day 39 of the
rockford sex strike
was marked by
controversy as two men
allegedly hired by the
national gun organization
were arrested last night
for transporting prostitutes
into this sleepy little town.
- Son of a.
- Sheriff William Parsons
about the incident, refusing
to comment on the veracity
of the allegations.
As we get set to enter
day 40 of the sex strike
both sides are digging
in their respective heels
and no one appears
to be yielding.
- Why is this happening?
- I don't know what all
the ruckus is about,
I mean household
cleaning products
can be just as dangerous
to a child as a gun.
- Look terrorists
from around the world
can buy a 50 caliber
rifle at any gun show
across the country.
That's crazy.
- Well it's better they
by them guns from us
than out sourcing
them jobs to China.
Right?
Usa.
Usa.
- Shut up Dex.
- Usa.
- Dick head.
- Usa.
- Like I need my gun
for self defense.
- Is there a lot of
crime in rockford?
- Oh hardly any,
but that's because
everybody has a gun.
The only way to stop
a bad guy with a gun,
is a good guy with a gun.
- My son is 12 years old,
he's hardly a bad guy.
- Look guns don't kill people.
People kill people.
- This is crazy,
now guns shoot
people by themselves?
Where did you get your top?
I really like it.
- Well at the end of the day,
it's all about our Liberty.
- Liberty?
They said the same crap
with the seatbelt laws,
and the smoking in public thing,
and now it's the guns.
I gotta breath your secondhand
cancer for your freedom.
A kid's gotta die in
school for your Liberty.
F*** them and their Liberty.
Punk ass mother f***ers.
- All I know is this
strike is reeking havoc
on this community.
You know this used to
be a nice place to live.
- No everyone in town
shares Glenn keely's
pessimistic view.
Especially his wife Jenna keely
who is now running for mayor.
- 40% of all guns
purchased in the us
are bought without
a background check
and gunshots are the
leading cause of death
It's unforgivable.
- You look really good mom.
- Thanks honey.
- This is
Patricia valdez goodbye.
- Is it true about the guns?
- Afraid so Lance.
- Glenn
keely please report
to mr rockford's office.
mr rockford's office.
- Hi Gladys.
- Glenn mr rockford
will see you now.
- Have a seat.
I find incense very calming.
Don't you?
- Yes sir.
It's very nice.
- Got
this batch in India.
Ever been?
- No sir, can't say I have.
- Too bad.
Although you probably saved
yourself from some vicious
fudgy squirks.
I'm there right now
with an ash shrine,
meaning of life's journey
and all that good crap.
Anyway enough small talk,
I hear your wife's
stirred up quite a
hornets nest down there.
- Yeah I guess that's true.
- I'll get
right to the point.
Productivity is down
significantly this month,
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