Jaane Tu... Ya Jaane Na Page #2

He'll give you a light warning

and let you go, right?

Bullshit! He's Hitler reincarnated!

What'll he do?

He'll freeze my allowance.

Bugger does that every time!

No sh*t!

How will you eat at the canteen?

Buddy, what are friends for?

Like Nilesh here.

Treated him a million times, haven't I?

Awesome friend.

By the way, Vivek...

...after this ends, we're cool, right?

Absolutely!

We're in college, Jai.

It's not a gang war!

So then, you'd buy me a drink, right?

Nandu! Two cokes!

Hey, Nilesh, pay up, buddy.

You should've seen Vivek's face.

He kept staring at his coke,

totally flummoxed!

And no one had the balls to laugh!

But, Rats...you really should've

punched that ass.

Didn't your mum wash

your mouth with soap?

- So abusive!

- Whatever!

Never seen a bigger coward in my life.

It's not about that, Meow.

- Not even to save a friend?

- Vivek is not a friend.

And he needed saving more than you.

You're chicken!

You're insulting Rats!

Only I call him Rats, OK?

Shut up, Bombs!

What's up with you?

I was...

...she's just picking a fight with Aditi.

Look...I don't like getting into scraps!

Mum promised dad on his deathbed

that I'd never raise my hand to anyone.

So you can call me coward,

chicken, whatever...

...it makes no difference.

If someone is rude to me,

it makes no difference to you?

If someone raises a hand to me,

it still makes no difference.

You won't get into a scrap. Right?

He was just following his dad's...

- Dreams?

- ...principles.

Actually, his mother had modified

the truth a bit.

She had portrayed Jai's dad

as a Gandhi-Buddha combo.

In reality, Amar Singh Rathore was...

slightly different.

Amar, I'm warning you

for the last time.

Get out of Jai's dreams.

Then stop turning him into a coward.

I feel ashamed of him.

He's a Rathore...

A Rathore from Ranjhore!

If I wanted a Rathore from Ranjhore,

I would have stayed in Ranjhore.

You, your family...

You are all insane!

Insane, psychotic, violent...

...men!

Jai's a simple boy who doesn't raise

his hand unnecessarily.

When will you cut

that umbilical cord, woman?

My dear, Savitri...

Just because he's been cut off

from his tradition,

will he not try to be true

towards his tradition?

Mark my words, Savitri.

One day he will make all of Ranjhore,

all the Rathores, all Rajasthan proud.

And you shall behold him in silence!

The Rathores from Ranjhore took

their machismo pretty seriously.

And so after Amar Singh's death,

Savitri ran away.

Jai was just...five years old then!

In Ranjhore, a boy has to complete

three rites of passage to become a man.

- What?

- Not now, Jiggy.

But she has to know the three

conditions to get the story!

You don't know how to tell a story.

Right thing at the right time.

Right time being the end of the story?

What happened, then?

We jump to our graduation day.

A farewell party at Aditi's house.

Where Aditi's dad gave Jai a cheque

for a million rupees to forget Aditi.

Bombs, she's pulling her leg,

why are you tripping...?

But Peachy and Pumpkin are

the world's coolest parents.

Rotlu! Where are you? Sit!

We're talking about

that scrap the other day.

Check out the claw marks.

Dance? Me?

A little bit...one dance?

Rotlu...my sweet Rotlu!

If I dance, the whole party

will shift to the garden.

Come on, Meow!

Dance tonight or

you'll never dance in your life.

Breaking News! I can't dance!

Who's Pappu?

Come to the floor. I'll show you!

He's muscular!

He's popular!

He's muscular, he's popular!

Spectacular! He's a bachelor!

Pappu's car is the fastest,

To babes, he's the Coolest

His eyes are light blue,

His skin an Italian hue

A Rado on his wrist,

Gucci on his body

But Pappu can't dance, baby!

Yeah! Pappu can't dance, baby!

Pappu was born a lucky sprout

A silver spoon in his mouth

Pappu's rolling in money

He's swimming in it, honey

Everyone's best buddy

He's a dude, he's a dandy

But Pappu can't dance, baby!

Yeah! Pappu can't dance, baby!

His dad says

he'll be famous someday

My Pappu's a genius,

they're gonna say!

Pappu's got an MBA

France is where he holidays

With a guitar, he's hazy

Can charm you like crazy

But Pappu can't dance, baby!

What's to discuss?

Maybe she's not ready for marriage.

So we'll just discuss an engagement.

Aditi's twenty now.

She's been with Jai for five years.

Before tongues start wagging

in the family,

let's make an announcement.

Yes...or else a million proposals

will start coming.

So should I speak to Jai's mother?

Let's talk to Jai first.

- Another.

- Easy, buddy.

What's up, Rotlu?

Tell me.

Nothing.

I just wish...

...that I had someone.

Had whom?

Just someone.

Someone who has eyes

only for me.

And I for her.

And nothing else means sh*t.

Like Jai and Aditi.

Me, too.

Only you

How I will live without you?

Oh, Moon

Step on the land of my heart

If there be love

Then Come, Come to me

Or else, if not

Bury me in the ground

Rotlu, stop crying!

Hey, Jiggy, your turn.

What song will you sing

when you find love?

Me?

Just a second.

Come to me!

I am your love

O Lord, your rejection!

Come to me! Come to me!

Jai, what will you sing?

Only she will hear that song.

Rats, sing or get smacked.

Hey, don't do us a favour.

Give us a full demo!

You and I have a bond

from yore

That is why

you make my heart soar

Know it or not,

Admit it or not

Know it or not...

One, you're ugly.

Two, you're poor.

Three, you croak.

Which girl will like you?

Some poor, ugly girl

who sings worse than me.

Aditi's rich.

Or else you could marry her.

Go to your room, or you'll get slapped!

I was in my room,

peacefully reading,

when you tone-deaf toads

disturbed me.

This is my home, too.

So tell these freaks to beat it.

Come out, you jerk! Open the door!

Come out, you dog!

Even Peachy and Pumpkin are worried.

He just stays in his room all day.

- He doesn't work. He doesn't study.

- He paints.

Bullshit!

Hey, he's sharper than all of us.

Are you nuts?

He insults you more than anyone else.

Aye.

To get a reaction.

What kind of reaction?

Your anger.

Pick you up for college tomorrow?

Really?

What happened?

She just remembered college is over.

Sit. I'll get you water. Sit!

So what's next? Further studies or...?

I haven't thought about it.

How did five years go by so quickly?

Mostly on the phone, my love!

Jai said that you're thinking

about film school?

But dad wants me to do an MBA.

Though I feel we really need

some intelligent film makers.

How long will they keep making

these popcorn flicks?

Violence, melodrama.

Aditi's all for melodrama.

Do you really believe him, Aunty?

Hey, Peachy wants to meet you

tomorrow morning.

- Why?

- Forgotten your promise?

Goodbye college,

welcome to the family!

Is the suit rented or was it daddy's?

Not everyone can have your style.

I wonder...

...you're always so sweet, so polite,

don't you bore yourself?

Your bodyguard's here!

"Don't say nothing to my Jai.

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