Jaane Tu... Ya Jaane Na Page #3

The poor baby will feel hurt!"

- I didn't say a thing last night.

- Really?

"Come out, you jerk!

Open the door. I'll show you!"

- He started it!

- Don't want to hear it.

We have a guest in the house.

Now try to look human!

So you're interviewing me together?

You know why you are here, yes?

So, are you ready?

Yes.

I'm thinking about an MBA.

But that can wait till later.

Of course!

Absolutely!

Got to do something for money.

- For money?

- Not just money.

Everything begins here.

Is money that important?

I wouldn't be so happy

if it was just money.

Staying with you,

I'll feel right at home.

And your mother?

She'll be delighted.

She's been waiting for this day.

Jai's been very frank with us.

He's doing this for money.

And after marriage,

he wants to live with us.

Marriage!

Whose? Who's living with us?

You want to marry me?

- Who's talking about marriage?

- What have we been talking about?

- About a job!

- What job?

Didn't you say that when college ends,

I should join you?

What's this marriage business?

How can you even think that?

They didn't want to marry?

"Love from day one," you said.

"Made for each other," you said.

Like us, Aditi's parents

were also confused.

The fact is,

Jai and Aditi were not in love.

- How could you think this?

- What's to think?

Always together or on the phone.

Glued together for five years,

we thought...

Ever consider asking me?

Thanks for asking, but there is no "us".

You really don't want to marry?

And we're both very embarrassed...

Seriously now.

Maybe not to each other, but you do

intend getting married, right?

When we like someone, in that way.

"Someone"? And how will you

find that "someone"?

When someone's there to be found.

And how many boys have you noticed

in the last five years?

Mr Right could be sitting

right next to you,

and you two would be laughing at him.

And if you ever found this "someone",

would they be OK with your friendship?

Look, it's your life,

so think carefully about it.

All of us want to find someone special.

But how?

You two are so special to each other.

Rotlu, be frank. Say you loved Aditi,

would you have a problem?

Me?

I wouldn't even mention it.

I mean, you and Aditi...

We won't find anyone in life!

We will find that special person.

That is certain.

Even if he's in hiding.

"He"?

Rats, you looking for a guy?

Aye. For thee.

You know each other so well.

You should find "love"

for each other. No?

Jai, if Aditi introduces you to a girl

and plays Cupid to your romance,

why would she have a problem

with Aditi?

I'll find you a stupid,

silly, romantic girl...

...and you find me a tough stud.

- What do you say?

- Superb.

You're with us, right?

Our time has come. Gimme five!

Perhaps, like Rotlu and Bombs,

we may all find someone special.

They're with me.

Hey, I told you

there'd be a cover charge.

I can't come. Come on, Bombs,

we'll go somewhere else.

Rotlu, stop crying!

Rotlu, you're always whining.

Jiggy, pay up.

Hurry, our love awaits us.

As soon as I get a job...

- Just keep counting.

- Me, too.

Here, son! Park with care.

- Sorry, sir. We don't park horses.

- Give them some water, too.

Did two guys just come

on horseback to the disco?

Anything's possible here!

They'll never find anyone else.

I don't get why they're not in love

with each other.

- Jiggy, get the car.

- What?

- Just start the car, I'll be right there.

- Don't try to be a hero.

You!

- You want a beating, too?

- One minute.

Please stay away from her.

This is a private matter.

- I went to the doctor.

- Why...?

My tests came back.

You knew, didn't you?

You knew and you still

came on to me that night.

- Why, Nalini?

- Who? What?

Stop it!

I know the hideous beast

that hides behind this innocence.

How many more

are you going to infect?

When will you stop pouring that venom

from your vengeful urn?

What have they done to you?

Why infect the furniture of their youth

with termites of death?

Look...

...I'm taking her to a hospital.

- Any problem?

- No.

Don't worry.

It doesn't spread by touch.

Come, Nalini.

No!

Never!

Let me go.

I will have my revenge.

I will infect everyone.

Let me go.

Never. It's wrong! Come with me!

You've already met Jai.

Just a friend!

Everyone thought I was dating Jai.

But it's not true!

Guys, were we dating ever?

How about some coffee?

It's late. I should go.

One coffee?

Jai, take the car!

Shall we?

Jai Singh Rathore!

Isn't it a little heavy?

My grandfather wanted to name me

Zohravar Singh Rathore.

- Pet name; "Zorro".

- Then?

Mom offered to jump from the third floor

of our ancestral villa.

Grandfather forgot the villa

had just two storeys.

Ancestral villa?

So you're really His Royal Highness

Prince Jai Singh Rathore?

Well, your friends certainly think

you're a prince.

They couldn't stop talking about you.

I think that was for you.

For my sake?

Why?

So you refused to marry Jai.

Is it because he's poor or ugly?

Amit, I'm in no mood to fight.

- Sit for two minutes?

- Your house. Your bum.

We used to be friends, too, Amit.

What happened?

When did you go so far away?

Did I go away?

I was thinking today...

...how come dad took charge

of every new factory?

Why not one of his brothers?

- So?

- So I hated it.

Change homes, change schools.

New place, new school, new friends...

Remember Gwalior?

- And your friend, that Chinese girl?

- Chia!

And in Bangalore,

that boy I used to tease you about.

Rana! A complete idiot.

The worst was Miss Cochin...

Raj Laxmi Aiyer!

The poor thing did all my homework.

Remember any of my friends?

Not one!

That's because I only had one friend.

I didn't go far away.

Others got closer to you.

So I had other friends.

How does that affect us?

Really?

So let's say whatshisname...

Ah, Jai...

Let's say Jai meets someone.

You'll have to share his time.

Won't it bother you?

Like today. I found him a girlfriend.

- But we're cool because...

- You did what?

Found Jai a girlfriend.

Found Jai a girlfriend!

This is a giant.

He's swallowed a naughty little elf

who's running around in his belly.

"Naughty little elf"?

Meghna always played this game.

The world is not what it seems.

Everything is magical.

She used to call the game

"What's This?"

A trolley loaded with luggage.

This is a giant cake.

With chocolate, blueberry

and strawberry icing.

- It was lovely to meet you.

- Same here.

We'll meet again?

We'll meet again.

If I'm ever in trouble again,

will you be there to save me?

I'm going to see

the new Bond film tomorrow.

PVR Cinema. 8;00pm.

I'll be alone.

Will you be there if something happens?

Rats! Idiot, where were you?

Did you go to Poona to drop her home?

Ooh! A long walk, huh?

For God's sake, get yourself

a mobile phone! I'll buy you one.

To hell with your privacy.

Never mind, tell me.

What happened?

You got her number?

What?

Yeah...very cute.

Yes, quite amazing!

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